Your spirit guides aren’t your cosmic pets (even if they’re cooler than your cat). In this episode, we’re answering a listener’s question that basically boils down to: WTF is a spirit guide, and how do I talk to mine? We channel divine downloads, swap guide gossip, and share how these unseen teammates actually show up—and how you can start connecting with yours. We talk signs, synchronicities, channeling tips, and the very real difference between guides, gods, ghosts, and other energetic entitie...
Apr 10, 2025•1 hr 3 min•Season 3Ep. 6
The stars are talking, the cards are flipping, and the system is crumbling—so what’s next? In this episode, we sit down with Jesse Nelson , astrologer, tarot reader, and all-around mystical badass, to dive into the intersection of spirituality, social justice, and building a better world. We get into: The unsung hero of your astrological chart —why there’s way more to your placements than just your Sun sign Jesse’s tarot hot takes —his favorite power cards, the ones that scream ‘uh-oh,’ and what...
Mar 04, 2025•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Jillian and Rosalie took a field trip to a metaphysical fair, and let’s just say— the vibes were mixed . From crystal-loving sweethearts to vendors radiating “please buy my wares” desperation, it was an energetic rollercoaster. They dive into the ever-present tension in the spiritual world: making money versus the spiritual poverty mindset . Why do so many woo practitioners feel guilty about charging for their work? And how do we shift from “starving healer” to “abundant mystic”? The duo also di...
Jan 21, 2025•57 min•Season 3Ep. 4
In this more-fun-with-friends episode of Shit My Soul Says , Jillian and Rosalie welcome their first-ever guest, Emily Carlin—a seasoned death witch, teacher, and mediator based in Seattle. Together, they dive into the worlds of pop culture magic, folk Catholicism, and working with death deities like Sante Muerte. From how to spot red flags at your first pagan ritual to Batman as an unexpected magical ally, Emily shares her unique perspectives on harnessing magical energy from both the mystical ...
Dec 21, 2024•1 hr 4 min•Season 3Ep. 3
The election is over, and Jillian and Rosalie are here to help you navigate the Trumpocalypse—spiritual-style. In this episode of Shit My Soul Says , the dynamic duo gets down and dirty (metaphysically speaking) with the Tower tarot card, lovingly dubbed the "oh-shit card" of the deck. Spoiler: It’s Trump’s presidential energy in a nutshell. Expect inappropriate jokes, existential dread, and a whole lot of woo as Jillian channels her guides (and maybe a little sass), while Rosalie reflects on th...
Dec 21, 2024•50 min•Season 3Ep. 2
In our much-anticipated return, Jillian and Rosalie are back and buzzing with excitement to kick off Season 3 of Shit My Soul Says ! After two years away, they’re ready to dive back into all things woo—stronger, wiser, and with cameras on! Join them as they reintroduce themselves, recap their wild spiritual journeys, and laugh over some serious "woo" moments from their time away. From spiritual awakenings and grounding rituals to entity encounters, Jillian and Rosalie keep it real and keep it fu...
Dec 21, 2024•54 min•Season 3Ep. 1
Rosalie had a house fire. She's fine, but her recording equipment and recording space are currently inaccessible. Until that can be resolved, Shit My Soul Says is on a break. We'll be back as soon as we can with more episodes!
Apr 12, 2022•45 sec
Whether you have a day job, dream job, or shit job, this episode is for you! Jillian and Rosalie tackle all the tips and tricks to making your work life as woo as possible in this episode. No stone is left unturned! They cover figuring out your soul's purpose, landing a job, the crushing disappointment of having your dream flounder, dealing with coworkers, clients, and customers, and bringing woo to the workplace. SHOW NOTES Rosalie Forrest - paranormal investigator! Shit My Soul Says Ko-Fi Dona...
Mar 29, 2022•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Get ready to set your intention to sparkle! In part 2 of energy cleaning, Jillian goes deep to get all the cracks and crevices of your chakras and aura deep cleaned. This episode is best listened to when you have a bit of alone time where you can focus on Jillian's brilliance. I mean, Rosalie gets too blissed out on energy healing to speak half the time, and the other half, they're both oohing and ahhing over how good they feel. It's strongly recommended that you listen to part 1 first, just so ...
Mar 15, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Season 2Ep. 5
In Part 1 of their first 2-parter, Jillian leads a workshop giving everyone a spritzer of energy cleaning tips and tricks. Rosalie is frequently inspired by Jillian's brilliance, and adds her own spin to things. Because everyone knows that woo works best when you make it your own. Listen now to find out what pneumatic bank tubes, magnets, deep wells, and orbs filled with cake have in common. Barbara Brennan’s Hands of Light: A Guide to Healing Through the Human Energy Field : a book that covers ...
Mar 01, 2022•53 min•Season 2Ep. 4
It’s time for loooooove. Whether you are looking to spice up your love life or freshen up your friendship circle, Rosalie and Jillian walk you through all the ways woo can help you in your interpersonal relationships. From what you put out into the world to what you want to get put in you - this episode has you covered. But do watch out for Jillian’s sex laser eyes, she’s sneaky that one. SHOW NOTES 5 Scientific Explanations of Empathy and Empaths : bridging science and metaphysics - here is a b...
Feb 15, 2022•59 min•Season 2Ep. 3
In their first ever workshop episode, Rosalie takes you through the how's and why's of writing your own spell, while Jillian gets a bit naked - emotionally speaking. Get the rundown of everything from what sorts of spells you can get up to all the way to magical ethics. Not sure where to start? No worries! Rosalie provides the most bare bones spell she could come up with to help get you started. And whether you plan to light up a little candle on your coffee table or dance naked in the moonlight...
Feb 01, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Jillian and Rosalie are back for their second season of Shit My Soul Says, and they are ready to bring woo to you! In this episode they're taking on depression, an issue that they each deal with through means both mundane and magical. Listen as they dig into the challenging world of depression and share their tips, tricks and tools that you can add to your mental health toolkit, and bring in a little woo to light up the darkness. Trigger warnings: discussion of or mentions of depression, suicide...
Jan 18, 2022•54 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Did you ever wish you could talk to the animals? Be your own Dr. Doolittle? Well tune in to find out how you can get started, but don’t be surprised to find out that your cat just wants you to leave her the fuck alone. In this episode, Jillian and Rosalie dive into what animals have to say when they get a chance - is it that they love you forever or that they want a hookup with a sexy new hamster? Also uncovered are animal omens, what the Incan religion has to say about the animals that visit us...
Jul 20, 2021•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 18
Jillian and Rosalie lay out the hard facts about Paganism. No, just kidding. If you're expecting an episode with hard facts, you clearly haven't been listening. But they do tell you about their personal definitions of Paganism, their relationships to it, and give suggestions about how to get out of the broom closet. They go into some of the more unusual practices that you may encounter in a coven and discuss the ideal accessories for when you have sex with a god. They give a broad overview of th...
Jul 06, 2021•57 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Join Jillian and Rosalie (together in person at last!) on a real sight-seeing tour of mediation practices that exist in the world (and sometimes just in Jillian’s brain). Spoiler: it's not just sitting and trying to make your brain shut up. Journey with them as they discuss techniques on how to get high for free, what they think meditation is really doing, why you shouldn't meditate with cult leaders, and how some meditations can make your life richer. Literally. Plus, Rosalie tells you about ho...
Jun 22, 2021•58 min•Season 1Ep. 16
In this week's episode, Jillian tells you everything you could ever possibly want to know about her dreams - and more, while Rosalie discusses the challenges of finding meaning in dreams while knocked up or on psych meds. Your resident woo ladies will tell you why they can't interpret your dream about cats eating your face, and just how satisfying it is to make out with a washcloth. Psychic dreams, past life dreams, lucid dreams, astral travel, personal growth dreams, recurring dreams, sex dream...
Jun 08, 2021•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 15
What is your aura, and why does it matter? Learn how it's the seven-layer-dip of your body and why you should fluff yourself, while Jillian and Rosalie get into the nitty gritty of your soul's mood-ring. Your hosts will take you on a tour of aura-manipulating techniques for all situations, and how maybe you can use your aura for psychic dreams or spiritual body-sculpting. SHOW NOTES Witchy Moms instagram: page that really sparked Rosalie’s weekly woo! https://www.instagram.com/witchymoms/ Hands ...
May 25, 2021•53 min•Season 1Ep. 15
If you’re a grounded and skeptical person who’s into woo (or woo-curious), it can be hard to find your woo crew. Jillian finds large woo meetups usually attract peeps ready to fly off to the planet Zotar. And, Rosalie once spent an afternoon being talked at in Klingon in the presence of some nude woo strangers. So how did they find community within the woo world? Rosalie persisted, while Jillian started a cult of her own. Jk. Sort of. Listen in to this latest episode to get practical tips for ho...
May 11, 2021•58 min
Hang on to your seats as Rosalie and Jillian delve into the world of ghosts - and talk about how ghosts have delved into them! Sharing their personal ghost stories, they also offer advice on all things haunted and answer the age old question - CAN you have sex with a ghost? Well, if you do, make sure to use protection - you don’t want to catch any STGs (sexually transmitted ghosts). All this and so, so much more in this episode of Shit My Soul Says. SHOW NOTES https://amzn.to/3gDfOYD (Defense Ag...
Apr 27, 2021•1 hr 1 min
Get ready for a world tour of your seven chakras! What do your chakras have to do with how you poop? Or how good sex can be? In this episode Jillian and Rosalie dive into the nitty AND the gritty, and share how those little rainbow colored energy wheels affect your life and body. Throwing in a buffet of tips, tricks, and stories, they will help you navigate your chakras and how to rev them up - even if you think they are all blocked (spoiler: they’re not). Plus, Jillian gets pretty excited about...
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr 11 min
Crystals - more than just pretty rocks! Or at least Rosalie and Jillian sure think so, and they’re going to tell you ALL about it. Get ready to dig in to how you can use those shiny rocks for healing, magic, upping your life game, and so much more. Ever wonder what kind of stone can heal your body, or perhaps you just want to know THE stone to get started with? And how does all the crystal healing shit work, anyway? Plus, you’ll find out how to figure out what each crystal is good for without ev...
Mar 30, 2021•1 hr
Ever wondered if your astrological sign could tell more than your personality? Like perhaps why you have a thing for KNEES (we’re looking at YOU Capricorn!). From cat astrology to body parts, Jillian and Rosalie dig into all things zodiac to try to figure out if it is all just bullshit anyway. Along the way you’ll discover how being born at night might impact your astrological chart and what Rosalie and Jillian think about YOUR sign. Find out all this and more on the latest episode of Shit My So...
Mar 16, 2021•1 hr 13 min
What’s your psychic power? Is it finding lost keys… or SEEING DEMONS? Join Jillian and Rosalie as they tell you what’s what on psychic powers, and how you can get some for yourself. Sharing tales of their own psychic adventures - from ghosts catching a flick to how Jillian’s mom thinks she should go find murderers - they know that ice cream isn’t the only thing that comes in 31 flavors. Tune in for tips, tricks and stories to help you discover your own secret psychic sauce. SHOW NOTES https://ww...
Mar 02, 2021•1 hr 13 min
What the hell were you getting up to in your past lives, and are you hitting the repeat button on some of your relationships and problems? In this episode, Jillian and Rosalie dig into reincarnation and how to access your past life memories - and what to do with what you find. From the people you love to the people you love to hate, they explore your soul peeps and admit that sometimes you just have to say “F it, see ya next time”. Putting their own relationship to the test, Rosalie and Jillian ...
Feb 16, 2021•1 hr 4 min
If you ever wished you had a fairy godmother, get ready to have your wish granted. Ish. In this episode, Rosalie and Jillian introduce listeners to spirit guides, which are basically your BFFs on the other side. Jillian talks to hers on the reg (often on the toilet), while Rosalie channels hers through vivid meditations that sometimes involve little blue men. The takeaway? There’s no wrong way to engage with spirit guides, but engage you should. They’re ready and waiting to help you start living...
Feb 02, 2021•59 min
Listeners souls have been talking their own shit, and in this episode, Jillian and Rosalie share some of that woo shit with you. From a story about the Holy Ghost trying to be a new pen pal to questions on how the F to magically deal with the current political crises, Jillian and Rosalie are passing on tales and questions that listeners have been sending in. Do you want to know if it really is the size of the candle that matters, if there is such a thing as too much tarot, or if it is okay to ca...
Jan 19, 2021•52 min
If you’re a human being, you’re magical and have done magic whether you know it or not. In this episode, Rosalie and Jillian detail the difference between Harry Potter and real-world magic, why you have to be very careful what you wish for, and how to manifest a sexy saxophonist (if you’re into that kind of thing). You’ll learn how to set up your own altar and come away armed with a list of common household items that can help you start practicing magic at home—namely, shampoo, a wine glass, and...
Jan 05, 2021•58 min
What does Dirty Dancing have to teach you about energy protection? Hint: everything. Watch that 80s treasure then come back and hear how entities attacked Rosalie in Starbucks and an energy vampire cornered Jillian in the last place you want to be cornered. They’ll drop knowledge on how to identify energy suckers and shovers, cleansing your aura, attracting marriage proposals on the bus, and why you need to carry a golden wastebasket with you everywhere. SHOW NOTES https://amzn.to/3h6oPYd (Dirty...
Dec 21, 2020•59 min
Get to know Rosalie and Jillian as they talk about how they fell for a mistress named woo. Rosalie charts her journey from playing light as a feather, stiff as a board to being Queen of the Pagans via a pit stop at church. And Jillian slaps a warning label on Time Life Books—those heathen wonders in sheep’s clothing may lead to astral travel and trying to get it on with ghosts. From working the weather to taking a flower shower in Peru, the duo talk about the many woo adventures they’ve had that...
Dec 21, 2020•47 min
