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Jan 30, 2024•11 min
Swatch of Horrors
Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. You’ll hear Meemz, a former makeup artist, and her guests call out beauty industry issues and bad client behavior. Learn what it’s like to be on the other side of the chair. Behind all that glam, beauty professionals are humans too. Learn tips that improve client interactions so you can avoid some of these beauty horror stories. These horrors also extend beyond the client interaction such as the beauty professional’s personal struggles, lack of diversity in the industry, and much more. If you work in the industry and have a beauty horror story to tell, send them to @swatchofhorrors IG or Twitter. #SwatchofHorrors
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Ep 40: Horrors of Holiday gift-giving (gift ideas)
Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals! Meemz is a former makeup artist. This episode focuses on gift ideas, especially what NOT to buy this holiday season. Gift responsibly and try to reduce waste by gifting consumable products, or eco friendly products that help reduce waste like reusable cotton pads, the makeup eraser, and nore. Send in your beauty horror stories to Swatchofhorrors @ gmail . com or use the new anonymous google form here: Submit your beauty horror stories anonymous...
Nov 21, 2023•27 min
Ep 39: Worst kinds of co-workers to be around
Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals! Meemz, a former makeup artist talks about the worst kind of co-worker to be around when working in cosmetics in a retail setting. Getting frustrated by returns, no sales, and rude clients? Meemz goes over a few mindset changes you can apply to help get you out of that toxic funk. No one wants to be around a bad vibe. Don't be that person. Send in your beauty horror stories to Swatchofhorrors @ gmail . com Representation matters! Leave a review ...
Oct 22, 2023•27 min
Ep 38: Your skin is literally crumbling
Swatch of Horrors turns 3 years old! Thank you all who have come along on this podcasting journey! Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals! Meemz tells a beauty horror story about the time she did a foundation match on a client. Learn how to be straight-forward and kind to your client about their hygiene or conditions that impact the overall look of their beauty goals. Send in your beauty horror stories to Swatchofhorrors @ gmail . com Representation matters! Leave a review and a 5-st...
Aug 31, 2023•25 min
EP 37: Why I didn’t get a pedicure
Trigger warning...This episode talks about gross body fluids. Submit your beauty horror story to Meemz @ Swatchofhorrors on IG, Twitter, or TikTok. Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals! Representation matters! Leave a review and a 5-star rating! IG @swatchofhorrors TikTok @SwatchofHorrors This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com...
May 31, 2023•30 min
Ep 36: Prom makeup nightmare!!
Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals! In honor of Prom Season, Meemz recounts her prom makeup horror story where she almost didn't get her makeup done all because of a dishonest sales associate. Tune in to find out why. There is also a new segment... Representation matters! Leave a review and a 5-star rating! IG @swatchofhorrors TikTok @SwatchofHorrors This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofh...
Apr 27, 2023•37 min
Ep 35 - Being more sanitary as a makeup artist
Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals! This episode is all about the top things you can stop doing as a makeup artist in order to be more sanitary for you and your customers. Leave a review and a 5-star rating! IG @swatchofhorrors TikTok @SwatchofHorrors This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com...
Apr 15, 2023•22 min
Ep 34: Hungover client at the makeup counter
Swatch of Horrors is a podcast about beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Meemz is a former makeup artist, and she is here to share all of her stories, and the stories of her guests who work in the beauty industry. Are you a die-hard Swatch of Horrors listener? Do you want SoH merch? Comment on IG or DM Meemz to let her know! Meemz goes talks about a health update and tells a story about a client who was too hungover to get her makeup done. If you are a client, you'll want to list...
Mar 20, 2023•23 min
Ep 33: Checking my anxiety, and your bad breath
Swatch of Horrors talks mental health along with beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. This episode, Meemz talks through the anxieties of health scares and the toxic ways that social media can fuel these anxieties. If you work in the beauty industry or any industry, you'll want to make sure your breath is tolerable. If you think this doesn't apply to you, you're probably wrong. Also, are you mindful of your fragrance etiquette? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss...
Mar 06, 2023•28 min
Ep 32: Weird friend stuff and an obsessed client
Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Follow Swatch of Horrors on IG, TikTok, and Twitter. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com
Mar 03, 2023•28 min
Ep 31: ”I want to speak to your manager.”
Welcome to Swatch of Horrors where we talk beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Happy belated Valentine's Day! Meemz discusses practical gift giving for Valentine's Day. Have you ever stumbled over your words when a customer asked you a question about a product? Meemz tells a beauty horror story about a time where her and her co-worker tricked a mean customer. Oh the joys of working retail! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get a...
Feb 19, 2023•17 min
Ep 30: Catty co-workers in the beauty industry
Swatch of Horrors is a podcast about beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. This episode is all about catty co-workers in the beauty industry. If you work in the beauty industry and have a horror story to tell about co workers being catty, DM them to Meemz @Swatchofhorrors on instagram! Follow @swatchofhorrors on TikTok. Rate, review, share! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.subst...
Feb 10, 2023•24 min
Ep 29: Getting fired over TikTok
Happy Lunar New Year! Did you know, Vietnamese celebrate the year of the Cat instead of Rabbit? . Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals . Learn how not to get fired from what you post on social media. Remember, you don't have to share everything about your life online. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com...
Jan 25, 2023•12 min
Ep 28: Beauty horror news regarding Morphe and MAC Cosmetics
2023 is off to an interesting start in the beauty industry. This episode, Meemz talks about some "beauty horror stories" from two major beauty brands. You'll want to hear this episode if you use Morphe or MAC Cosmetics. If you are a former Morphe employee, please comment on Swatchofhorrors instagram to network with others. If you know of any job openings for former Morphe employees, please comment on instagram to let others know. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with o...
Jan 13, 2023•28 min
Ep: 27 Part 2 - Whats the worst thing a client has done to you?
Swatch of Horrors is a podcast about beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Join the conversation and submit your beauty horror stories from work via DM on instagram @SwatchofHorrors . This episode is part 2 and is all about the worst thing a client has ever done to you. Meemz reads submissions from listeners. Follow, rate, subscribe! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com...
Dec 27, 2022•39 min
Ep 26: What’s the worst thing a client has done to you?
Swatch of Horrors is a podcast about beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Join the conversation and submit your beauty horror stories from work via DM on instagram @SwatchofHorrors . Is the podcast back? Meemz has some major life updates and fills you in on what the hiatus was all about. This episode is all about the worst thing a client has ever done to you. Meemz reads submissions from listeners. Follow, rate, subscribe! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss thi...
Dec 04, 2022•22 min
Ep 25: My Horrible Business Trip Roomie feat. Austin Mark
Another episode about beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Meemz recalls a horror story where she was sent on a makeup business trip and got paired up with an awful hotel roommate and total stranger. Listen to Meemz and returning guest, Austin Mark , go off on quite a few tangents regarding police interactions, best songs to cry to, and Meghan McCain's hairstylist. Austin shares his horror story working as a makeup artist for a runway show in LA. Austin was a guest on episode 9 of...
May 30, 2021•55 min
Ep 24: When to leave your job
This week is all about the horrors of getting passed up for opportunities in your makeup career. Learn about the red flags that you need to look out for, and learn when it's time to leave your job, brand, or store. Didn't get the job? Learn what you can do to better your chances for the next interview. Follow for more beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Leave a review and a 5-star rating! IG @swatchofhorrors TikTok @SwatchofHorrors Support Swatch of Horrors Buy me a coffee This i...
May 05, 2021•20 min
Ep 23: Misdiagnosed Skin Condition
A beauty horror story about being misdiagnosed with a contagious skin condition. Learn tips on how to advocate for yourself when seeking medical treatment. Hear all the red flags about the offending doctor in this beauty horror story. This is not intended for medical treatment or diagnoses. See your medical professional for help and advice regarding your health. Learn about: Molluscum contagiosum Seborrheic dermatitis This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscri...
Apr 14, 2021•42 min
Ep 22: He Fried Her Hair
Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals Meemz talks with the hosts from @HomoInTraining podcast! These two unapologetically queer Latinx podcasters share a beauty horror story that involves bleach, 40 volume, and something you use in your house during winter time. Listen to find out more! We touch on the Asian hate crimes that have been in the media lately and discuss performative activism. Meemz shares a story about Asian-American shame and being bullied. We touch on how anglicizing ...
Mar 28, 2021•1 hr
Ep 21: Prevent Trial Horrors
This week's episode is all about how freelance makeup artists can prevent beauty horrors during makeup trials. Freelance makeup artists, this one is for you. Want to know how to conduct successful makeup trials? For makeup artists, makeup trials are a way to secure your makeup booking. Kathy Huynh Cabico is a bridal beauty coach for makeup artists and she is a pro at helping freelance makeup artists become confident bridal beauty business owners. Not only is Kathy a bridal beauty coach, she also...
Mar 15, 2021•39 min
Swatch of Horrors Trailer
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Mar 12, 2021•1 min
Ep 20: Update
Meemz gives an update about the Swatch of Horrors hiatus. Follow @swatchofhorrors on Instagram and Twitter This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com
Feb 15, 2021•27 min
Ep 19: "It can't be fixed"
Beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals - a bi-weekly podcast. This week's Swatch of Horrors guest, Akua Robinson , is professional freelance makeup artist from Washington D.C. She is also a beauty educator and a fellow podcaster. Check out her podcast, Friends in Beauty . Akua tells us about a time where a high-profile freelance event took an unexpected turn. She tells us what she learned from that situation and graces the podcast with her positive vibes and mindset. AkuaRobinson.com...
Jan 29, 2021•33 min
Ep 18: Horrors Through the Phone
Interview with Ida was recorded in November 2020. Are you ok? 2021 has already been a lot to deal with for us in the US. How bout those whack0s trying to d3str0y our d3m0cracy? (I'm trying to distort the key words so that this episode doesn't show up in the search results relating to that topic. See what I did there?) This week's guest, Ida, gives us 2 beauty horror stories that happened during her time as a retail makeup artist. One was a fright she received through the phone, and the 2nd story...
Jan 14, 2021•56 min
Ep 17: Clips from 2020 (bonus episode)
A podcast about beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. Meemz recaps key interviews from 2020. If this is your first time listening, this may be a great place to start to get a swatch of the podcast. Thank you all for supporting this project that was born out of quarantine this year. Rate, review, subscribe, and DM or email the show @swatchofhorrors or [email protected] This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus e...
Dec 31, 2020•27 min
Ep 16: Surviving the Holidays
DISCLAIMER: Contents in this episode are not intended to treat, cure, or diagnose any medical or mental conditions. Always consult with your health care provider or medical professional for medical advice. ----- Trigger warning: We will be talking about feelings and mental health in this episode. The holidays can be hard for a lot of people. Meemz shares past stories about anxiety and how historically the holidays can be tough for her. She shares tips on how to cope with winter blues. Learn abou...
Dec 20, 2020•51 min
Ep 15: Youtuber Bashes Makeup Artist for Content
Shoutout to Latinos Who Lunch podcast for shouting out Swatch of Horrors on their episode 180! Check them out! Also, for more BIPOC podcasts, check out the # podsincolor hashtag on social media. Meemz reads a listener-submitted beauty horror story. This week's beauty horror story is about a Youtuber who seeks out the worst-reviewed makeup artist and then bashes her makeup artistry for her vlog. Ew. Listen to beauty horror stories told by beauty professionals. The Covid Catch-up segment offers ti...
Dec 02, 2020•34 min
Ep 14: Got My Start at a Strip Club
Announcement: This podcast will now be bi-weekly starting this week. No episode next week. This week's guest, Alexa ( @i.amalexaa ), shares how she got her start as a makeup artist at a strip club in Las Vegas. This raw interview touches on exposure to substance abuse within the strip club scene, struggles with mental health from a makeup artist's perspective, and how to talk to your daughter about beauty as Alexa is also a mother. Rate, review, subscribe! Thanks for your support! Don't be a sup...
Nov 18, 2020•50 min
Ep 13: Reading Your Horrors
Hi! Meemz reads a submitted horror story. The election results are in! Whew....I'm exhausted. A lot has been going on but I'm here with another episode! Follow, rate, subscribe! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit swatchofhorrors.substack.com
Nov 07, 2020•20 min
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