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Farthouse

Patrick Mallon, Casey O'Brienfarthouse.simplecast.com
Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a given arthouse film is. Tune in every week and gain the social currency of talking like a snobbish asshole. They watch arthouse movies, so you can pretend that you did.
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Episodes

Run Lola Run by Tom Tykwer

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to redo this episode three different times. That’s because they’re talking about Run Lola Run by Tom Tykwer. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Aug 29, 20241 hr 41 minEp. 126

Moonrise Kingdom by Wes Anderson

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sneak away with their little boyfriend. That’s because they’re talking about Moonrise Kingdom by Wes Anderson. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Aug 01, 20241 hr 56 minEp. 125

Wild Tales by Damián Szifron

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to seek revenge! That’s because they’re talking about Wild Tales by Damián Szifron. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Jun 27, 20241 hr 47 minEp. 124

I Am Love by Luca Guadagnino

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to taste that Russian soup. That’s because they’re talking about I Am Love by Luca Guadagnino. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

May 30, 20241 hr 35 minEp. 123

Beau Is Afraid with Christian Dueñas

The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their good friend Christian Dueñas to talk about Ari Aster's freak fest Beau Is Afraid. Follow Patrick and Casey and Christian on Twitter. And follow Patrick and Casey and Christian on Letterboxd....

Apr 18, 20241 hr 35 minEp. 122

The Devils by Ken Russell

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to lose their minds in a Catholic church. That’s because they’re talking about The Devils. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Feb 29, 20241 hr 21 minEp. 121

Brand Upon the Brain! by Guy Maddin

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have youth nectar extracted from their heads. That’s because they’re talking about Brand Upon the Brain! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Jan 25, 20241 hr 16 minEp. 120

Fanny and Alexander by Ingmar Bergman

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to hate their bishop stepfather. That’s because they’re chatting about Fanny and Alexander Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Dec 21, 20231 hr 55 minEp. 119

Tampopo by Juzo Itami

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to loudly slurp some noodles. That’s because they’re chatting about Tampopo. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Nov 30, 20231 hr 36 minEp. 118

Farthouse X It's Always Halloween - The Shining by Stanley Kubrick

The “Cinephile Cuties” are joined by their best pal Lucé Tomlin-Brenner for a Halloween crossover episode with her podcast, It's Always Halloween. And they're here to talk about The Shining! Plus, they discuss Casey's crowdfunding campaign for his movie 14 Stories in a Bathroom. And they answer some EEEEKmails from Lucé's listeners. Support Casey's movie '14 Stories in a Bathroom' by investing at: https://wefunder.com/14.stories.in.a.bathroom Follow Patrick and Casey and Lucé on Twitter And foll...

Oct 31, 20232 hr 13 minEp. 117

Millennium Mambo by Hou Hsiao-Hsien

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be young in Taipei. That’s because they’re chatting about Millennium Mambo. Support Casey's movie '14 Stories in a Bathroom' by investing at: https://wefunder.com/14.stories.in.a.bathroom Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Sep 28, 20231 hr 37 minEp. 116

Mad Max: Fury Road by George Miller

Recalibration time babies! And the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be delivered to the gates of Valhalla. That’s because they’re chatting about Mad Max: Fury Road, Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Aug 31, 20231 hr 36 minEp. 115

Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom by Pier Paolo Pasolini

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to escape the fascist libertines. That’s because they’re chatting about Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Jul 27, 20231 hr 27 minEp. 114

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives by Apichatpong Weerasethakul

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to make love to a catfish. That’s because they’re chatting about Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Jun 29, 20231 hr 32 minEp. 113

Down by Law by Jim Jarmusch

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go down to the bayou. That’s because they’re chatting about Down by Law. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

May 18, 20231 hr 25 minEp. 112

The Killing of a Chinese Bookie by John Cassavetes

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a steak with white gloves. That’s because they’re chatting about The Killing of a Chinese Bookie. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Apr 20, 20231 hr 17 minEp. 111

The Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards

It’s the official Farthouse Guide to the 95th Academy Awards! The Cuties will tell you who should win, who will win, and who will enrage them if they do win. Follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd

Mar 09, 20231 hr 24 minEp. 110

The Dreamers by Bernardo Bertolucci

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat a shitty banana. That’s because they’re chatting about The Dreamers. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Feb 23, 20231 hr 27 minEp. 109

Tár by Todd Field

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to "get" you. That’s because they’re chatting about Tár. Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Jan 26, 20231 hr 28 minEp. 108

Metropolitan by Whit Stillman

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to rent tuxedos for a few more days. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘Metropolitan.’ Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Dec 22, 20221 hr 29 minEp. 107

The Ice Storm by Ang Lee

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to throw their keys in a fish bowl. That’s because they’re chatting about ‘The Ice Storm.’ Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Dec 06, 20221 hr 21 minEp. 106

The Convent by Mike Mendez

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sacrifice some virgins. That’s because they’re chatting about the ‘The Convent.’ And they are joined by the one and only Jordan Crucchiola! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Oct 27, 20222 hrEp. 105

Holy Motors by Leos Carax

A note! There is a VERY important message at the top of this show. But, as always, the “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to go to some appointments. That’s because they’re chatting about the 2012 film by Leos Carax - ‘Holy Motors.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Aug 16, 20221 hrEp. 104

The Umbrellas of Cherbourg by Jacques Demy

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to sing endlessly in a non-melodic fashion. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1964 film by Jacques Demy - ‘The Umbrellas of Cherbourg.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Aug 09, 202255 minEp. 103

The Wages of Fear by Henri-Georges Clouzot

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drive through the jungle. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1953 film by Henri-Georges Clouzot - ‘The Wages of Fear.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Aug 02, 20221 hrEp. 102

Daisies by Věra Chytilová

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get old men to feed them. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1966 film by Věra Chytilová - ‘Daisies.’ Plus, Farthouse royalty Tricia O'Brien joins the chat. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Jul 26, 202259 minEp. 101

Blue Velvet by David Lynch

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to celebrate their 100th episode in a blue fashion. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1986 film by David Lynch - ‘Blue Velvet.’ And joining them is the honorary third host of Farthouse - Lucé Tomlin-Brenner! If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Jul 19, 20221 hr 55 minEp. 100

Solaris by Andrei Tarkovsky

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to open their yearbooks AGAIN. That’s because they’re going back in time and releasing the FIRST episode they ever recorded! That’s right, the previously unreleased ‘Solaris’ episode is being unleashed on the general public. Be gentle on the cuties! They were not as confident and studly as they are now. If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Jul 12, 202239 min

Chan Is Missing by Wayne Wang

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to bum around San Fran. That’s because they’re chatting about the 1982 film by Wayne Wang - ‘Chan Is Missing.’ If you like this show, join our Patreon! Follow Farthouse on Twitter and Instagram Follow Patrick and Casey on Twitter And follow Patrick and Casey on Letterboxd...

Jul 05, 20221 hr 7 minEp. 99
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