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Small Tales with Jake Critcher

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Stories told through voice acting in this bite-sized podcast. Updated Wednesdays!
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Episodes

Southern Baptist Pass Out

I'm back and I haven't run out of tales! Hear how I passed out in a southern Baptist church as well as how I gravely embarrassed myself playing Rock Band solo. Voiceless inquiries and tip can be accessed here: https://linktr.ee/Jakecritcher

Jun 09, 202113 min

Periwinkle Metal

It may be periwinkle, but it's metal af. I've got another pet peeve regarding masks, I struggle to understand a fashion trend, birds make me feel uncomfortable, and Shrek invades the Marvel movies.

Dec 09, 202015 minEp. 24

Drive by Vomit

Jake forgets he's wearing a mask in public... often. It leads to interesting situations. He also discovers ginormous road signs that may or may not be a waste of space. What this!? The big one this week is about rocket vomit! How appetizing!

Aug 05, 20208 minSeason 1Ep. 23

Evolution of Relationships

Conversations between significant others changes drastically from the first impression phase. DJ Ming Ming is in the house and no one can understand him.

Jul 15, 20207 minSeason 2Ep. 22

Jake Releases the Beast

Without trying, I withhold the knowledge of my marriage from people; my wife and I do drive-thru merry-go-round for the love of coupons; and I transform into a beast to stalk the forest in this week's episode.

Jul 08, 202011 minSeason 2Ep. 20

The Flash Mob Clothing Conundrum

Wanna hear about how I borrowed different articles of clothing from different people for a wedding? Wait, really? Look no further as I share one of my not so shining moments with you!

Jun 24, 202018 minSeason 2Ep. 19

ST #18 Barista Gone Killer

Google thinks I'm a lesbian (or wishes I was?), a representative from the cult who Let's Clyde Decide visits the shop with VERY DISTINCT INSTRUCTIONS for their order, and I may have murdered a person in this week's episode.

May 27, 202011 minSeason 2Ep. 18

ST #17 Five Things I've Noticed About Quarantine

Here's five interesting observations I've made about this lockdown. Additionally, I get attacked for my comment on a news article, and become a guy named Jason for several months. Enjoy!

Apr 29, 202019 minSeason 2Ep. 2

ST #16 College is a Multiverse (Guest Host David Richter)

My old college is the source of many of my strange stories. I'm not the only one who had these stories to tell, though. Dave Richter and I reminisce about the school we became good friends at and analyze the multiple timelines that is part of college. You're in for a treat in this special episode of Small Tales!

Apr 08, 202032 minSeason 2Ep. 1

ST #15 I Wrote Batman Skits?

I've returned from the hollows where all the diseased people are held and I've got a special treat today. I've pulled an old Batman Skit I wrote from the archives and you get to hear it! Don't worry, they're funny. PLUS, a talk about the worst case of ignoring quarantine that I will ever see.

Apr 01, 202012 minSeason 1Ep. 15

ST #14 Scared by SCOOTS!

Hear how I got legitimately spooked by a stranger! Also, I wish I had the confidence of those who bring in outside products! There's a short career update at the end if you want to hear about that too!

Mar 11, 20208 minSeason 1Ep. 14

ST #13 Caffeine High

What happens when you drink five cold brews on shift? Is it possible to be a good customer at the place you work? These are the questions asked in this week's episode.

Mar 04, 20207 minSeason 1Ep. 13

Keepin' it Reel: Sonic the Hedgehog Spoiler-FREE

I'm joined by guest host CuppaJoeGamer, sharing thoughts on the Sonic the Hedgehog movie with no spoilers. An enjoyable movie, but does it "ruin" Sonic? If you like what you hear from CuppaJoe, here's his website! cuppajoegamer.com It's full of video game reviews and blog posts about retro games as well as current lesser known titles!

Feb 28, 202036 minSeason 1Ep. 4

ST #12 Coffee Spew

I'm informed that regurgitated coffee beans are a good exfoliant, a film crew visits my job, and I complete an absurdly large order. Got a story? Tell me about it at anchor.fm/smalltales/message

Feb 19, 202010 minSeason 1Ep. 12

ST #11 Jeepers Peepers

Club songs are nonsensical, some creature peeps at me through the dark (complete with a movie trailer), and a guy can't buy anything with a buck-fifty (the struggle). Tune in!

Feb 12, 20205 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Keepin' it Reel: 1917

1917 doesn't hold your hand to convey a detailed story because it doesn't need to. Hear how, through expert camera work and detailed sets, 1917 puts you in the boots of a British soldier in a riveting drama.

Jan 17, 202026 minSeason 1Ep. 3

Keepin' it Reel: Rise of Skywalker

Its familiarity may satisfy you as a long time Star Wars fan, but is it enough to keep the movie interesting for the newer fans?

Jan 10, 202017 minSeason 1Ep. 2

ST #7 You Hit My Car with Your Dog!

A mechanic makes me feel dumb, a dog socks it to my car, and airpods make me feel invisible this week on Small Tales.

Jan 08, 202015 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Keepin' it Reel: Frozen 2

Frozen 2 was an enjoyable movie, but could it have been more? Let's get reel.

Jan 03, 202028 minSeason 1Ep. 1

ST #6 I Obey Only Mariah Carey

Talking over my wife, being shamed for asking about paychecks, my dog in space, evil laughs, and the ruler of men in this week's episode of Small Tales

Dec 25, 20199 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Small Tales #5

I get a pet name from an old lady, life advice from a homeless man, and take a smoker's order in this week's episode of Small Tales.

Dec 18, 201910 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Small Tales #4

A very real game of The Floor is Lava, police chase in an alley, and old people misuse Twitter in this week's episode of Small Tales.

Dec 11, 20199 minSeason 1Ep. 4

Small Tales #3

Whistling gives you cancer? A guy dodges change, I can't go to the bathroom at work, and a creep scares my friend.

Dec 04, 201913 minSeason 1Ep. 3

Small Tales #2

A guy secretly asks about salvation army, a lady tells me I'm killing the planet, and a guy takes the wrong order

Nov 27, 20199 minSeason 1Ep. 2
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