Kidding On The Square
Forever coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia are back to discuss aliens, lizard people, and Jesus Christ.
May 02, 2020•56 min•Season 1Ep. 39
See What Happens
See What Happens is a weekly podcast from husband and wife, Rob Schneider and Patricia Maya. Along with the occasional guest (everyone from the duo's Hollywood friends to their gardener), the Schneiders dissect show business, their contrasting parenting methods, jokes, good food, philosophy, and then some. Be sure to tune in each week to see what happens!
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Episodes
Cliff & Tracy
Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia are back to discuss game shows, pulling teeth, and Lysistrata.
Apr 23, 2020•52 min•Season 1Ep. 38
COVID-19 Pounds Later
Still coming to you quarantined from their home bunker in California, Rob & Patricia call their dearest friend, Jamie Lissow, who provides an update on quarantined life in Alaska. The trio also discuss productivity, amplification, and Cardi B.
Apr 11, 2020•57 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Five Minutes (Underwater)
Once again coming to you quarantined from their home bunker, Rob & Patricia touch on everything from natural disasters and giant bats to Rob's mom the teacher.
Mar 27, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 36
I Don't Think You're Going To Learn Anything
Reporting to you from their home bunker, Rob & Patricia provide an update on their dwindling emergency supplies and their first go at teaching via home schooling. Paty also ruins the idea of bidets for anyone running low on toilet paper. This episode was not sponsored by Marlboro.
Mar 20, 2020•51 min•Season 1Ep. 35
The Crown Virus
Rob & Patricia are back to talk International Woman's Day, the all encompassing coronavirus, and why you should consume more vitamin C than fear propaganda, despite Facebook's wishes.
Mar 12, 2020•48 min•Season 1Ep. 34
I'd Rather Be
Rob & Patricia discuss Rob's new ADD diagnosis, kamikaze pilots turned Zen Buddhists, and Rob's new best friend, Dr. Gabor Maté.
Feb 21, 2020•59 min•Season 1Ep. 33
Rodney
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss comedy pseudonyms, Rodney Dangerfield, and the secret to shaking 1,500 hands without breaking your own.
Feb 12, 2020•47 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Woke: A Guide To Social Justice with Titania McGrath: Part II
Rob is once again joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into part II of Titania's origins and future, free speech, and cancel culture.
Feb 05, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Woke: A Guide To Social Justice with Titania McGrath: Part I
Rob is joined by Jamie Lissow and English writer/comedian Andrew Doyle (@AndrewDoyle_com), the mastermind behind Twitter's infamous, fictional, woke social justice activist, Titania McGrath (@TitaniaMcGrath). The trio dive into Titania's origins and future, free speech, cancel culture, and Rob's international incident with the country of Spain.
Jan 28, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 30
"Daddy, Can I Have My Probiotic?"
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to discuss instant gratification, ayahuasca, and why you should never accept free laser eye surgery.
Jan 15, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 29
Holiday Fails
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob to discuss holiday fails, the time Rob roasted Quentin Tarantino, and how one can use religion to discipline their children.
Jan 10, 2020•58 min•Season 1Ep. 28
Never Be Sick Again: An Interview with Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC: Part II
Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the second of two episodes to conclude their discussion on the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.
Dec 17, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 27
Never Be Sick Again: An Interview with Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC: Part I
Rob's dear friend, the brilliant author and biochemist Raymond Francis, D.Sc., M.Sc., RNC, joins Rob for the first of two episodes to discuss the single root cause of all disease, the importance of supplementing with high quality vitamins, nutrition, and much more.
Dec 11, 2019•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 26
The Blamemeister
Rob & Patricia discuss Rob's tendency to prematurely blame others, including their own children.
Dec 05, 2019•54 min•Season 1Ep. 25
Ow-Chi
Rob & Patricia ring in the holiday season, talking pilgrims, facials, vasectomies, and bacalao.
Nov 29, 2019•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 24
Technologically Challenged
Rob & Patricia discuss the social implications of Patricia's obsession with online shopping in stark contrast to Rob's shortcomings as a technologically challenged man.
Nov 20, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Friends
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to talk friends, secrets, and intuition.
Nov 12, 2019•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 22
The Green Thief
The fires are out, and Rob & Patricia are back to talk thievery, collectables, and their love/hate relationship with California.
Nov 08, 2019•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Binge Watch Date Night
Rob & Patricia describe their typical date night, which tends to revolve around murder, suffering, and television.
Oct 23, 2019•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Should We Move?
Rob & Patricia debate whether or not they should leave California. Their conversation naturally touches on hoarders, altitude sickness, and bath salts.
Oct 16, 2019•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Veins In The Sky
Rob & Patricia break down subatomic particles, poisonous frogs, and whether or not they still believe in ghosts.
Oct 08, 2019•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Two Steps From Madness: Part II
Renowned sexologist, psychologist, and criminologist Dr. Silvia Olmedo returns for part II of her conversation with Rob and Patricia to talk andropause and threesomes, and to offer some tricks on how to become a better lover.
Oct 01, 2019•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Two Steps From Madness: Part I
Renowned sexologist, psychologist, and criminologist Dr. Silvia Olmedo joins Rob and Patricia for the first of two podcasts to discuss masturbation, depression, and her new book, "A Dos Pasos De La Locura".
Sep 24, 2019•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Green Horses
Real Rob's Jamie Lissow returns to the podcast, joining Rob and Patricia to tell some jokes and Jay Leno stories.
Sep 17, 2019•50 min•Season 1Ep. 15
"Robert, When Do You Turn Off?"
Rob and Patricia dive into Carlos Huamaní Cueva's "Diccionario de las Enfermedades Emocionales", which breaks down the emotional origins behind illnesses. They also reflect on some mean nicknames.
Sep 10, 2019•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 14
Martial Arts In Movies: How I learned to hurt people, mostly myself, from masters Nino Pilla and Guru Dan Inosanto
Rob's dear friend, the world renowned martial artist, Nino Pilla, joins the podcast to talk about his homeland Australia, his connection to Bruce Lee, and his days training with Rob on Big Stan.
Sep 03, 2019•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Dining In Hamsterdam
Rob and Patricia relive their days of traveling the world in search of the perfect meal, recounting Rob's introduction to fernet, how to (or not to) eat percebes, and their philosophy on hunting.
Aug 27, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 12
What Do You Want, A Cookie?
Rob, Patricia, and Jamie touch on renting puppies, how school fights should be handled, and Rob's mother's unbelievable family history.
Aug 20, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 11
Big Brother
Rob, Patricia, and Jamie break down social media, (not so) private information, and happy endings.
Aug 13, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 10
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