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Totally Tanked podcast

It's a podcast about tanks. Do you want to listen to people talking about tanks? If so this is the podcast for you!

Episodes

71 - Matilda II Revisited - The Tortoise of War

From Northern France to the gates of Moscow, to the jungles of the South Pacific one tank kept rumbling slowly on. A vastly superior sequel; the Matilda II was a true tortoise of war. This is our second episode featuring Matilda II as the expanded format of the current show made it worth coming back to.

Jun 14, 20252 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 71

70 - Chi Ha - The Sword of Empire

How good was the Japanese Chi Ha? Just ten of them destroyed the British Empire. In this episode we find out how!

May 17, 20252 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 70

69 - Bradley - A Real Tank Killer

In this episode we take on the life and times of one of history's most controversial armoured vehicles, the Bradley! We also take a deep dive into it's namesake Omar Bradley, and share some thoughts on recent world events.

Apr 12, 20252 hrSeason 1Ep. 69

68 - Soviet BTs - Stalin's Hotrods

In the interwar period the Soviets went hard on tank production, and a tank the communists took to war from Spain to Manchuria was the BT series, with suspension from an American racecar designer, a 500 horsepower engine, and a whopping (for the time) 45mm gun. Come join us as we explore a machine that killed fascists long before the war began. The episode also features an interview with Kurt from the Australian Museum of Armour and Artillery.

Mar 15, 20251 hr 52 minSeason 1Ep. 68

67 - M103 - The last American Heavy

The USA had one last go at a heavy tank before settling on the MBT concept. It was not to the Army's liking but the Marines wanted as much tank as they could put ashore. In this episode we will explore the design, development and deployment of the last American Heavy.

Feb 15, 20251 hr 52 minSeason 1Ep. 67

66 - Crusader - Britain could do better

In Britain's darkest hour they turned to the industrial genius of William Morris and he gave them the Crusader tank. It was not the tank they needed, it was not the tank they deserved, but it was the tank they got. As promised the link to Mike Pezullo's article: https://www.aspistrategist.org.au/gradually-then-suddenly-in-geopolitics-decades-can-happen-in-weeks/

Jan 18, 20251 hr 47 minSeason 1Ep. 66

65 - CV-90 - Swedish fire from ice

The Swedish miracle on ice, the light tank of our times, the CV-90! And our Christmas Mailbag, and we talk to a Dr Albert Pallazo, a national security expert, about the impact of climate change. You can download his book for free from: https://www.armyupress.army.mil/Portals/7/combat-studies-institute/csi-books/Command/ClimateChg-Palazzo%20interactive%20w%20cover%2010Aug2022.pdf...

Dec 07, 20242 hr 36 minSeason 1Ep. 65

64 - PT-76 - In Soviet Russia tanks are jet boats

Featuring an under-rated and misunderstood Soviet amphibious tank, a halftime interview with Dr John Dolan, The War Nerd himself, and some other thoughts of recent events as viewed through a great deal of beer.

Nov 09, 20242 hr 27 minSeason 1Ep. 64

63 - Tiger II - The Gott in Gotterdamerung!

In which we take on the Tiger II, have a chat with the Mother of Tanks herself, and some thoughts about recent events in Ukraine and the Middle East, as well as a distinctly underwhelming beer review.

Oct 12, 20241 hr 59 minSeason 1Ep. 63

62 - Heavies - The end of the line!

Between the Siegfried Line and the Soviet IS3 the western powers put a lot of thought into heavy tanks in the late war period. Totally Tanked is here to figure it all out with you!

Sep 07, 20242 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 62

61 - T-62 - Bring on the big guns

What could have been an incremental improvement on the legendary T-55 instead became a revolutionary tank as a string of weird co-incidences and sliding doors moments lead to a the end of cannon rifling and the invalidation of steel armour. Todays western tanks with their composite armours and smooth bore cannons are the response to the Soviets development of the T-62, a tank we're going to get to know a whole lot better in this episode!

Aug 10, 20242 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 61

60 - Panzer 38(t) - The Stolen Spearhead

In this episode we have the extraordinary tale of the little Czech tank that humbled the France. This episode also features a chat with Jack Bowsher the author of Forgotten Armour: Tank Warfare in Burma .

Jul 14, 20242 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 60

59 - TR-85 - The Romanian Bison

Romania has its own tank program, and in this episode we unpack just why that might be as we look at the TR-85! Also we talk to a Romanian about Romania, some thoughts on new Leopard variants, western tanks performance in Ukraine, and God's lager doesn't taste as sweet as it did when we wore younger men's clothes.

Jun 15, 20241 hr 35 minSeason 1Ep. 59

58 - Renault FT - The Mother of Tanks

In the dark days of the First World War captain of industry Louis Renault looked on the tank building efforts of the allies and decided it could be done better. In the process he created the tank as we know it today.

May 18, 20242 hr 32 minSeason 1Ep. 58

57 - M48 Patton - American Steel

Few tanks have seen as much combat as the M48 Patton, and few men have had as much to do with tanks as George Patton. This podcast takes on the legacy of both the tank and the man.

Apr 06, 20242 hr 17 minSeason 1Ep. 57

56 - C1 Ariete - The Fiat of tanks

So what have the Italians wrought with their strange little orphan fleet of tanks? It's got issues...

Mar 16, 20242 hr 11 minSeason 1Ep. 56

55 - Cromwell - The Cat Food.

Britain spent years getting their big tank ready for D-Day, but in the end one greedy industrialist de-railed the best of plans and gave them a sadly crappy tank. This is the story of Cromwell. (Note: This episode was recorded on 18 Feb 2024, we got confused about the year at the start)

Feb 18, 20242 hr 13 minSeason 1Ep. 55

54 - Type 99 - The Red Wave.

Totally Tanked gives you the rundown on China's premier tank, the Type 99A. We also take a look at what reccent developments in Ukraine, Gaza, and Yemen mean for Chinese tank deployments, particularly surrounding Taiwan.

Jan 13, 20242 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 54

53 - M24 Chaffee - The Voting Machine.

Possibly the best light tank of the second world war, the M24 Chaffee would take its big gun and low logistics requirements all around the world blazing a lightly armoured path through the hottest moments of the Cold War. The halftime interview features Hugh Cullimore talking about the Murrayville Tank Graveyard.

Dec 09, 20232 hr 7 minSeason 1Ep. 53

52 - T-80 - The tank of future past.

Misunderstood, misused, under-appreciated, the T-80 was cut from production a lifetime ago. And yet the hard lessons of the Ukraine war have seen its qualities come to be perceived in a new light, and production has been restarted! The halftime interview features Ross Manuel, you can find him at → https://thedocnetwork.net/

Nov 11, 20232 hr 23 minSeason 1Ep. 52

51 - Churchill - The last landship

Brought to you by the makers of the Titanic it was a vehicle only the British could conceive of. Monstrously heavy, incredibly slow, and anaemically armed. Yet somehow over 5,000 Churchill tanks were built in the Second World War. The halftime interview features author David Mitchelhill-Green, you can find his work at: https://www.amazon.com.au/David-Mitchelhill-Green/e/B01MZ9U8SW/

Oct 14, 20232 hr 31 minSeason 1Ep. 51

50 - Al-Khalid - The tank of the pure

Pakistan has given a case study in how to make an adequate tank on a shoestring. Also some thoughts on Ukraine.

Sep 09, 20231 hr 38 minSeason 1Ep. 50

49 - Panther - Failing to meet expectations due to technical difficulties

It is poetic, if not inevitable, that a much-anticipated episode about the Panther tank would be plagued by an omnishambles of technical difficulties, and thus fail to meet expectations. But there is some good stuff in here if you can get past what is not our finest performance!

Aug 12, 20232 hr 1 minSeason 1Ep. 49

48 - CVR(T) - Does size matter?

Ever wonder why all those weird British light tanks had a name that started with an "S"? In this episode we're all across that, and will Graham's tank run? What's been going on in Russia? what are the household cavalry up to? What IFV is the US Army getting? Now for some links! -- Sponsor us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TotallyTanked -- Buy a T-shirt: https://www.redbubble.com/people/totallytanked/shop...

Jul 01, 20231 hr 49 minSeason 1Ep. 48

47 - Stuart - M3, M5, Honey

The best tank is the one you have that you can get where it needs to be. But... Sometimes you wish you had a little more. The Stuart in M3 and M5 variants saw a lot of action in the Second World War and beyond, so we're going to have a lot to talk about in this episode! Now for some links! -- Sponsor us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TotallyTanked -- Buy a T-shirt: https://www.redbubble.com/people/totallytanked/shop...

Jun 17, 20231 hr 58 minSeason 1Ep. 47

46 - Leopard 1 - The Cold Warrior

As the Cold War became more lively the West couldn't leave German manufacturing sitting on the bench. The result was a radical tank design that was widely accepted as the best of its time, the Leopard 1. -- Sponsor us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TotallyTanked -- Buy a T-shirt: https://www.redbubble.com/people/totallytanked/shop

May 13, 20231 hr 50 minSeason 1Ep. 46

45 - Australian Cruisers (Sentinel) - When you need tanks and you don't know how to build them!

In this special recorded on ANZAC Day 2023 we tackle institutional white supremacy, and how it relates to a desperate Australian effort to build tanks in the second world war. We also talk to an American OPFOR tank commander, bring up the latest on Australia's move to cancel IFV production and just be all submarines all the time, and tackle Lazerpig's flawed views on the T-14 Armata. Enjoy! Now for some links! -- Sponsor us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TotallyTanked -- Buy a T-shirt: http...

Apr 25, 20232 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 45

44 - T-14 - The Phantom Menace

In this episode we explore the magical fantasy tank that Russian dare not use, the T-14 Armata! Also discussion of model tank building, Australian submarines, and the war in Ukraine!

Mar 18, 20231 hr 40 minSeason 1Ep. 44

43 - Char B1 Bis, How good can a French tank be?

We take on the best tank of the early second world war, the French Char B1 Bis. There was a lot to hate about this tank, but a surprising amount of good things there too. Also we talk to Clayton about building model tanks, and have some thoughts about the war in Ukraine!

Feb 19, 20232 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 43

42 - Japanese Type 10, a great tank if it all works

Dedicated to the memory of Lejla Nikolas. Totally Tanked takes on the new Japanese Type 10 tank. We also have a chat with a Japan resident about their recent developments, and then it's into: -- The greyhound that never killed a tiger -- The failure of the Pumas: -- The rise of the Wagner Group -- Free the Leopards (and challengers to Ukraine) – Ukraine – Elon Links: Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TotallyTanked YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr4bmgC4i34J32MY7bL79pg Merch: https://ww...

Jan 21, 20232 hrSeason 1Ep. 42
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