David’s Thoughts

It’s the random impromptu thoughts David has throughout his day Cover art photo provided by Paolo Nicolello on Unsplash: https://unsplash.com/@paul_nic

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David Thought 48

A cheap knockoff the real thing, it’s a David’s Thought podcast

Jun 21, 2019•6 min

David’s Thoughts 47

Uniformed uniformed officers of the dumb brigade

Jun 08, 2019•2 min

David’s Thought 46

The cats interrupt me on this one. Good thing too, I was planning a murder. But no siree the cats were not gonna have that!

Apr 19, 2019•2 min

David Thought 45

I fail to understand reality in this one. Send help.

Apr 16, 2019•2 min

David’s Thought 44

The mayor Mayonnaise was quickly regretted by the populace as he smelled funny and no knew how past his expiration date he was

Apr 12, 2019•2 min

David Thought 43

I get down on onion soup mix and devalue Candy Crush in two separate take downs. Also story time.

Mar 05, 2019•9 min

David's Thought 42

Oh where oh where did my thoughts have gone. Oh where oh where could they be?

Feb 18, 2019•2 min

David's Thought 41

I realize I was an idiot and didn't upload something correctly and YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE DAVID'S THIRD THOUGHT!

Feb 06, 2019•3 min

David Thought 40

When thought gremlins attack!

Feb 06, 2019•9 min

Hiatus? From cheaply some four minute podcasts that take 10 to make? Yep kids, I am sucking big time at getting other stuff dune so this goes on the back burner. Don't worry! It will return in good time. Like, when I get a job and a subsequent commute.

Jan 20, 2019•1 min

David Thought 38

Who would have thought that a Mars joke would spark an international armed conflict? Not Third Street Elementary School's PE teacher Cheryl Franklin. "Listen, I just meant it to be a lesson on astrophysics but I had no idea that it would have been so offensive." The teacher faces a charge that carries up to four years in a maximum security anti-joke prison.

Jan 15, 2019•2 min

David's Thought 37

Somehow I keep forgetting to publish these. ATTEMPT THREE

Jan 13, 2019•2 min

David’s Thought 36

This one was supposed to be uploaded now for two days and have blown it twice in a row. I am so good at this!

Jan 10, 2019•3 min

David's Thought 35

Who doesn't use duct tape as a permanent fix. Never in my life have I ever used duct tape as a temporary fix. Could explain why all the people keep falling off my ceiling though

Jan 06, 2019•3 min

David's Thought 34

Budgeting is a crime now

Jan 05, 2019•3 min

David's Thought 33

Babies are getting high marks for creative crediting and advanced warfare tactics. Well played babies, well played

Jan 04, 2019•2 min

David's Thought 32

Do you ever wonder where your discarded q-tips go? I'm not talking about the ones you keep to make shrines to your favorite actor or whatever. Wait, I'm the only one who does this?

Jan 03, 2019•3 min

David’s Thought 31

So you find the dog in the living room with the end of a broken shovel. It's covered in powdered sugar. The dog turns to you and says, "that's gonna be a sticky mess. Care to help out?"

Jan 02, 2019•2 min

David Thought 30

We all know someone who is really good at not being really good at anything. Perhaps that's who I am

Jan 01, 2019•3 min

David Thought Misfire 29

Feel the burn of tasty Asian host sauce

Dec 31, 2018•1 min

David Thought 28

Call the experimenter before they get out of control!

Dec 30, 2018•1 min

David Thought 27

You've heard of____, get ready for ____

Dec 29, 2018•2 min

David Thought 26

Pablo Casals, who performed at the UN recently, is 81. He agreed to have Robert Snyder make a movie short, “A Day in the Life of Pablo Casals.” Snyder asked Casals, the world’s foremost cellist, why he continues to practice four and five hours a day. Casals answered: “Because I think I am making progress.”

Dec 28, 2018•2 min

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