GMJ 51: Lou Say Do, Latoya Say Don't
Sweet mother of God, we are back from the dead with more laughs than a barrel full of monkeys. We've missed you all dearly, and we're so happy to be back.
Nov 02, 2024•43 min
Good Morning, Jonestown
A comedy podcast hosted by idiots:
Tony Burkett & Russell Douglas
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Episodes
Episode 50: The End of An Error
We didn't know when we recorded this that it would be the end. Goodbye cruel world, it's over.
Apr 21, 2021•52 min
Episode 49: Glodean White's Nine Inch Nails
Join us as we recover from Snowmageddon and go after some of your personal favorites. Axle Rose, Jordan Peterson, and Barry White's wife...just to name a few.
Feb 19, 2021•36 min
Episode 48: Jimmy Buffett Rapes Homeless Puppies
Join us as we go after Jim Henson, Jimmy Buffett, Bill Gates, and all the homeless people in Portland. And be on the look out for not one, but two major announcements.
Jan 28, 2021•39 min
Episode 47: Trump Pardons Cosby
Tony's attempt to stop cussing leads to defending Bill Cosby, and Russell accuses America's Dad of joke-theft.
Jan 15, 2021•43 min
Episode 46: The Rachel Dolezal Interview
Join us for this year-end review with Rachel Dolezal and find out how 2020 measured up to our gold standard of absurdity. (The full one-hour interview is available on our Patreon)
Jan 01, 2021•36 min
Episode 45: Pro Wrestling Is Gay
At last, pro wrestling gets exposed for what it truly is... We also tackle Brett Favre and his sexual relation to the Heaven's Gate cult. Oh, and we make dinner reservations for Creagen Dow and the Bare Naked Ladies.
Dec 18, 2020•40 min
Episode 44: AKA: Creagen Dow
Join us as we further unravel the mystery that is Creagen Dow.
Dec 02, 2020•33 min
Episode 43: White Guys are BACK, Baby!
Join us as we bask in the glory of the return of white maleness. We just can't wait to start swinging our dicks around in Joe Biden's America.
Nov 13, 2020•40 min
Episode 42: Apocalypse Halloween
Get in the Halloween spirit early with this very special episode as we celebrate the Devil's birthday on the eve of Armageddon.
Oct 23, 2020•1 hr 3 min
Episode 41: COVID for President
Join us as we welcome our latest sponsor and ruin Gene Roddenberry's reputation.
Oct 06, 2020•38 min
Episode 40: Your Mom's Alf
This 40th episode is packed so full of Jonestown, you're gonna need a bigger boat.
Sep 23, 2020•40 min
Episode 39: Juggalos in Blackface
A new kind of cultural corner emerges, and we gear up for a PC Halloween in a blazing hellscape.
Sep 10, 2020•39 min
Episode 38: Blind Australian Spider Magick
Join us Down Under as spiders and blind folk help expose the truest of sexual desires.
Aug 26, 2020•33 min
Episode 37: Chinese Midget Snuff Phlegm
Welcome comrades, to the New World Ordeal. Cover you face and bend over as we fly infected bats right up your sloppy hole. Take care to mind the little folks underfoot, drowning in spittle and hoarding candy.
Aug 13, 2020•40 min
Episode 36: T. Hanks for The Nightmares
On this very steamy episode we begin with a fan-requested roast of Tom Hanks, then somehow end up getting Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Julia Roberts, Steven Tyler, Bob Saget, and Dom DeLuise as well. Join us for this spectacular star-studded lineup.
Jul 30, 2020•38 min
Episode 35: Privilege Coasting Through Armageddon
Join us for a very special episode as we welcome our new permanent sponsor, Silk City Hot Sauce, and take a massive GMJ shit on rapist Ron Jeremy. Surprises abound in this piping hot exclusive, so let's get spicy.
Jul 08, 2020•34 min
Episode 34: Lethal Societal Dose
Let Society Disintegrate right in front of your hairy EyE as we welcome the Apocalypse with howling laughter and a raging boner for justice. This episode has absolutely everything and yet, nothing at all. Last Stop Delirium...toot-toot!
Jun 17, 2020•37 min
Episode 33: Degrees of Separation
Surrender to your initiation and become One with Nothing as we slide into the Abyss, one dick-joke at a time.
May 19, 2020•46 min
Episode 32: Dr. Sturgis or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Virus
Join us as we weather the viral storm by dismembering asexuals and slinging some serious Sturgis dick.
Mar 13, 2020•38 min
Episode 31: Joe Biden is a Drag King
Join us as we take down creepy Joe Biden and the entire Drag community...for the Children. In Jesus name, Amen.
Feb 12, 2020•40 min
Episode 30: BTS Live at Pho Hung Dong
Help us ring in the New Year as we travel as far as East can go...before hitting the ice wall (of course). Stay married to the BALL, brohawks!
Jan 06, 2020•36 min
Episode 29: Bill Clinton's Black Dick
Find out just how much one of us thinks about Bill Clinton and his allegedly giant penis.
Dec 03, 2019•40 min
Episode 28: A Little Throne to Gather
Take a little time out of your day for a wee bit of fun and don't sweat the small stuff.
Nov 19, 2019•30 min
Episode 27: Spook-a-licious Halloween Special
Join us on this hauntingly delectable Halloween special as we dissect monsters, ghosts, and elite pedophiles. Prepare to be scared stupid.
Oct 30, 2019•1 hr 2 min
Episode 26: Greta Pegged Trump at Epstein's
Did Greta Thunberg actually peg Donald Trump on Epstein's island? Should adult dwarves who can pass as children be trained and utilized to topple the tyrannical tower of Elite Pedophiles? Are there legitimate health benefits to abstinence? Find out all the answers on this riveting episode.
Oct 14, 2019•33 min
Episode 25: Cancel Culture Club
On this episode we debut our new segment, Jonestown Cultural Corner. We also welcome two new sponsors (sort of) and solve racism (probably). Join us.
Sep 24, 2019•35 min
Episode 24: Blacked Lives Matter
On this episode we uncover the true antichrist and reach out to our beloved fans. Join us.
Sep 10, 2019•36 min
Episode 23: Reba's Pride is Mommy's Choice
On this episode we go deep inside Reba McEntire and find out if she is the unsung hero of the LGBTQ community or just a greedy Aunt Tom. From scrambled porn to classified whites, this episode has everything you crave. Enjoy.
Aug 28, 2019•33 min
Episode 22: And Social Justice For All
Test your mettle and see if you have what it takes to truly put your mouth where your money is. "Woke" is the past tense, and we're living in the present. Get with the times, comrade.
Aug 16, 2019•32 min
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