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The Hake Report

James Anton Hakethehakereport.substack.com
James Hake gives his takes on the news and people in the news, and takes calls on politics and religion — coming "from a Christian alpha male perspective," one viewer called it!

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Crishaun & Hake cringe for Israel | Thu 6-26-25

GUEST: Crishaun the Don criticizes obsessed anti-Israel critics of Trump. Is the Bible the "Word of God"? Earth is a spinning ball, bro. The Hake Report, Thursday, June 26, 2025 AD Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation https://x.com/CrishaunTheDon - https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation - https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ - https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisfitNationpodcast TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start / Disclaimer * (0:03:18) Crishaun the Don * (0:06:31) Hey, guys! NRA shirt story * (0:10:11) Ir...

Jun 26, 20251 hr 55 min

Radicalized by experience | Wed 6-25-25

New Yorkers' blind pride. Grew up "poor" in a "rough" area, NOT! Calls! Are whites under attack? Joe "banned"! Worry: making the wrong decision? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 25, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start — Disclaimer * (0:04:37) New Yorkers * (0:13:56) Hey, guys! * (0:17:44) Supers/Coffee: Jewish people and the countries * (0:28:47) RICK, Hampton, VA: Trades; JLP/crew shoutout * (0:31:53) RICK: Trump-Iran; Blind hate; Dems/Repubs * (0:36:16) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Pearl; Diversity; Gov...

Jun 25, 20251 hr 55 min

Trump dropped a 'bomb' on… | Tue 6-24-25

Iran-Israel ceasefire? Trump cusses, a unique President! Whites like Fetterman! Andrew Wilson, a real one? Mexico protests? The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 24, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:16) Lil disclaimer * (0:06:15) Hey, guys! * (0:10:00) Iran-Israel ceasefire or no? * (0:14:53) Fake ICE rat for the Mexican community * (0:17:20) HADEN, TX: Iran-Israel is why I didn't join military; Jewish people * (0:24:14) HADEN: Trump vs Obama/Kamala, controlled by them? * (0:29:10) HADEN: B...

Jun 24, 20251 hr 55 min

Trump is more trustworthy | Mon 6-23-25

Trump bombed Iran: Just like Vietnam? Do you trust Trump? Deportations: Latino Marine "feeling betrayed"! Immigration: whites preferred? The Hake Report, Monday, June 23, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:27) Lil disclaiming * (0:05:23) If you feel betrayed? * (0:11:00) Hey, guys! * (0:14:13) WILLIAM, CA: Iran not a war … * (0:22:54) WILLIAM: Juneteenth shootings and cakes * (0:24:26) ROBERT, KS: Jesse in Church * (0:27:09) ROBERT: Iran and war * (0:35:53) Supers: Coffees… * (0:41:10)...

Jun 23, 20251 hr 55 min

War is in y'all DNA | Fri 6-20-25

Calls: Wars and riots between the nations! Spinning ball confirmed by sunset! Maze: Y'all jealous of us. War is in y'all DNA. Octopus IQ? The Hake Report, Friday, June 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:01) Servant * (0:06:46) Hey, guys! Egret? La la la tee * (0:10:09) MICHAEL, Canada: MRH; reconquista; Riots; American Indians * (0:17:53) MICHAEL: Israel; Wars; Ally; "Help/Charity"; Christian love * (0:27:10) Riot attendance; Illegal office holders! * (0:30:52) Carver coffees: Talk...

Jun 20, 20251 hr 55 min

You think you're awake | Thu 6-19-25

Callers on yesterday's guest Third Rail Omar: Israel or Iran? Hake's Gatekeeper tee! It's "Juneteenth." Where is the love? The Hake Report, Thursday, June 19, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:17) Juneteenth … Judging Trump * (0:05:29) Hey, guys! Gate Keeper Hake * (0:07:43) JAIME, MN: Britain had Iran, Israel; Third Rail Omar * (0:14:20) JAIME: FE, tower, sunset twice, sphere if you observe * (0:15:40) DANIEL, TX: Faced with death, you'd accept a fever * (0:18:11) DANIEL: Afraid of t...

Jun 19, 20251 hr 55 min

Third Rail with Omar: Israel-Iran War | Wed 6-18-25

GUEST: Third Rail Omar on Israel, Iran, the U.S., and Trump. Fiery second hour: Callers call Hake "boomer" and "Ben Shapiro"! The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 18, 2025 AD Third Rail with Omar / American Me Podcast https://www.youtube.com/@third_rail - https://x.com/thecomforter_1 - https://www.tiktok.com/@thirdrailomar TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:23) Omar, fellow boomer — Iran-Israel… TikTok… * (0:08:44) Hey, guys! * (0:10:51) Trump first Jewish prez? War with Iran? Conspiracies…? * (0:...

Jun 18, 20251 hr 55 min

We all know it's a double standard | Tue 6-17-25

Calls: "Based"? News: A double-standard against truth! Speech: Freedom from consequence? Matthew Perry's doctor smeared with one-star reviews! The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 17, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:15) Omar tomorrow? Israel-Iran * (0:07:47) Hey, guys! Boomer start… bee! * (0:09:52) ALEX, CA: b-day; Methodist Underground Railroad, New Haven * (0:14:23) ALEX: Lesbian pastor, parents' church, dad stopped her father-bashing * (0:16:48) ALEX: Play-back speed * (0:19:56) WILLI...

Jun 17, 20251 hr 55 min

The Jackie Robinson of the WNBA | Mon 6-16-25

Don't notice the kiss-up culture? Swimming in blackness? Sneaky nasty callers! Caitlin Clark is the Jackie Robinson of the WNBA. Jesus for "slaying"? Thrilled by women speaking "the truth"! The Hake Report, Monday, June 16, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:21) Disclaimer / Greetings * (0:03:58) Lawyers * (0:05:39) Supers: CJ, Don… No Kush inventions? Meaningless! * (0:09:05) Hey, guys! * (0:10:46) RONNIE, OH: Ecclesiastes: Meaningless! Flag Day, Rallies * (0:12:57) RONNIE: Kush … Kis...

Jun 16, 20251 hr 55 min

Crishaun the Don: Christianity, brainwashing, communism | Fri 6-13-25

GUEST: Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation dukes it out with callers (or Mark, anyway) on race, "socialism," and what a real Christian is. The Hake Report, Friday, June 13, 2025 AD Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation - https://x.com/CrishaunTheDon - https://rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation - https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ - https://www.youtube.com/@themisfitnationpodcast/streams TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:40) Disclaimer * (0:03:55) Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation * (0:08:22...

Jun 13, 20251 hr 55 min

About a year without Our Resident Historian | Thu 6-12-25

RIP Brian Wilson. (We victim-blame here!) States' rights: Trump imposing? Lib media's "No Kings" protests. Long FE call: Can't see much past 6-miles? Search the scriptures? The Hake Report, Thursday, June 12, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:03:05) Disclaimer * (0:07:44) Hey, guys! * (0:09:26) MEADE, Richmond — SILENCE * (0:10:17) Complicated business * (0:14:30) News… RIP Brian Wilson * (0:22:05) MEADE, VA: States' rights! Let CA burn itself * (0:27:43) MEADE: CA…VA… Give me styrofoam ...

Jun 12, 20251 hr 55 min

Don't let the audience decide! | Wed 6-11-25

Caller pot-shots: Long couple of calls! Ashli Babbitt: Maybe justified? Kush "fairy tale" rehashed! Should you forgive the unrepentant? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 11, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:56) Disclaimer, etc * (0:05:23) Hey, guys! * (0:10:10) News… * (0:12:50) CNN anti-2A propaganda * (0:21:23) CJ, WA: Sensitive; LYD; Spoiler Alert * (0:24:47) CJ: Ashli Babbitt… * (0:29:11) CJ: Kush vs Toynbee * (0:31:44) CJ: black societies, argument fallacies … * (0:38:26) CJ: Nea...

Jun 11, 20251 hr 55 min

I'm just asking questions! | Tue 6-10-25

If you have to say it, it's already gone! Is the Kingdom of Kush a fairy tale? Should she leave him and take the kids with her? The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 10, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:28) Disclaimer * (0:04:09) "politicizing research" and "Public Health" * (0:09:40) Father's Day established when father * (0:14:00) Hey, guys! * (0:15:32) MARK, CA: Terror, Toynbee vs Herodotus, Kush a fairy tale? * (0:30:34) MANUEL, Fresno: Kush gender equality, Civilizations * (0:45:11) MA...

Jun 10, 20251 hr 55 min

Just like a woman! | Mon 6-9-25

You get in your head and take things personally! LGBT agenda! Shoutout, ladies! Illegal riot in L.A. Are Thomas Massie and Rand Paul RINOs? The Hake Report, Monday, June 9, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start: Like a woman * (0:03:00) Disclaimer * (0:04:13) The ladies… Greta Thunberg, Simone Biles, Riley Gaines * (0:10:35) … Hey, guys! * (0:12:26) ALLEN, MI: Feel bad for Greta * (0:15:12) ALLEN: Created to serve? No! Jubilee… * (0:18:43) ALLEN: We're all to serve! Slave and free! * (0:22:54) WI...

Jun 09, 20251 hr 55 min

Black civilizations: Real | Fri 6-6-25

Calls on black civilizations! "Drop the FE stuff, Hake!" Police vs different races. Health tips: Sunlight, grounding. Elon vs Trump? The Hake Report, Friday, June 6, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:13) Disclaimer * (0:05:10) Hey, guys! …Facts vs Truth tee * (0:07:21) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Black gal set Circle K worker on fire * (0:10:45) DAVID: Undercover racists, Obama * (0:12:25) DAVID: Fiber Optics, Aliens or interdimensional beings, Govt * (0:21:46) DAVID: Nobody's held accountable ...

Jun 06, 20251 hr 55 min

What do you think of them? | Thu 6-5-25

Who'd you rather live next to? Chauvin violated the law? What's God's purpose for black people? The history of Jewish people and America? The Hake Report, Thursday, June 5, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:59) Disavowal * (0:07:56) Hey, guys! * (0:10:07) RONNIE, OH: BN or WN? "I pick Mark." * (0:19:02) CJ, WA: Chauvin: "double-jeopardy"; "fentanyl"; "acquit"? * (0:38:38) RYAN, IL: Jewish guy, white guys; black civilizations * (0:48:04) RYAN: WN or BN? * (0:49:22) HADEN, TX: black civ...

Jun 05, 20251 hr 54 min

Dictator, Killdozer, Gay-Straight 'War' | Wed 6-4-25

Trump seems stable. Elon? Want a dictator? Jordan Peterson debate, non-Christian? USNS Harvey Milk renamed. "Gender-affirming care" pushed by Republican judge? The Hake Report, Wednesday, June 4, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:45) Super: Rumble on Mark * (0:07:02) Hey, guys! * (0:08:44) Super: Georgia Florida shirt * (0:12:30) Elon complaining, Trump stable * (0:17:10) MARK, L.A.: Dictator for 4 years… can't trust mixed! * (0:26:38) JERMAINE, Canada: Jordan Peterson debate: Underst...

Jun 04, 20251 hr 55 min

Come at me, bro! with Crishaun the Don | Tue 6-3-25

GUEST: Crishaun the Don on the most "protected" identities! Government solutions? Amid chaos: Do nothing or do something? The Hake Report, Tuesday, June 3, 2025 AD Crishaun the Don of The Misfit Nation Podcast - x.com/crishaunthedon - x.com/TheMisfitNation - youtube.com/@TheMisfitNationpodcast - misfitnation.podbean.com - rumble.com/user/TheMisfitNation TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start * (0:00:51) Complicated business * (0:02:15) Crishaun the Don * (0:04:55) Hey, guys! * (0:06:11) Attack on wh...

Jun 03, 20251 hr 55 min

Men under attack | Mon 6-2-25

Is America over, or is the best yet to come? AI-generated "sextortion" pics drove boy to suicide? Chinese paraglider sucked 5-miles up! Moon landing "denied"! The Hake Report, Monday, June 2, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start - "I believe in The Hake Report" * (0:05:42) Hey, guys! Obvious Globe * (0:07:40) DAVID, Ocala, FL: Disagree on Sean Grayson * (0:11:53) DAVID: Be careful talking about Paul in the Bible * (0:16:33) DAVID: Love waxing cold; USA's over; Moon; 9/11 * (0:24:11) DAVID:...

Jun 02, 20251 hr 55 min

'Profoundly unworthy' | Fri 5-30-25

Callers: Still Chauvin-bashing! Is your "black fatigue" righteous? Ever forget your race? Pence "courage" award! The Hake Report, Friday, May 30, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start - Jake Husdon AI The Hake Report Song * (0:04:56) Hey, guys! * (0:07:07) CJ, WA: Original Hake guy; Chauvin feds * (0:14:26) CJ: Do you pray for Chauvin? Christ… Rain Dance * (0:18:36) CJ: George Floyd crossed a line * (0:20:23) CJ: $150 to platform a debate * (0:22:37) JOSH, GA: White-black, man-woman, Mark-Ronnie,...

May 30, 20251 hr 55 min

Stuck in the mud! | Thu 5-29-25

"Sick of us? Leave!" More reaction! Arrest Tish? Are Moors black? Derek Chauvin debate drags on! Saving a horse that fell in the mud! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 29, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:05) Beaten-down men, propped up women, anxious kids * (0:14:18) Hey, guys! * (0:15:53) HADEN, TX: Ronnie's trolling chat * (0:20:03) HADEN: Trump investigating shenanigans * (0:28:56) HADEN: Obama 3rd term? * (0:31:41) HADEN: Maze comeback: Look away! * (0:32:37) JEFF, LA: Obama, Miche...

May 29, 20251 hr 55 min

Got 'black fatigue' in America? Leave! | Wed 5-28-25

Whites and blacks trolling and preaching! "Black fatigue" term may not help, because of anger! Derek Chauvin, "scumbag"? Howard U, "dump"? The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 28, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:04:05) Hey, guys! * (0:05:49) HADEN, TX: Karmelo charged as adult; "Black Fatigue" * (0:15:43) HADEN: WNBA for George Floyd, Caitlin Clark * (0:18:17) MAZE, OH: Haden, check yourself. Int'l calling, na-na-naaa * (0:31:28) Be perfect … Walter Scott/Michael Slager story * (0:38:26) WI...

May 28, 20251 hr 54 min

Their delusion is ridiculous! | Tue 5-27-25

College prez: "Trayvon Martin of the 1930s." 🙄 RIP Charlie Rangel. Callers: Derek Chauvin no good? Communist victimhood everywhere! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 27, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:57) FE questioner * (0:04:30) "Trayvon Martin of the 1930s" * (0:11:27) Boomer? * (0:12:00) Hey, guys! * (0:14:38) AARON, MD: Adults' kids' show * (0:23:12) Coffee: Isaiah 43: 2 * (0:27:10) News… Mass shooting * (0:32:16) Mass shootings continued * (0:40:20) Charlie Rangel RIP * (0:49:00...

May 27, 20251 hr 54 min

FE problems with Hake 🌏 ☀️ 🇺🇸 | Mon 5-26-25

It's Memorial Day. RIP Phil Robertson. FE callers! How does the sun work in the Southern Hemisphere on the FE model? The Hake Report, Monday, May 26, 2025 AD — Memorial Day 🇺🇸 TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Rough Start * (0:09:25) Hey, guys! * (0:10:01) MARK, CA: Problem race * (0:17:14) Memorial Day * (0:20:49) Trump loves even the scum * (0:21:50) Coffees * (0:26:12) RIP Phil Robertson * (0:29:48) JEFF, LA, coughing * (0:30:33) ROBERT, KS: Louisiana men, FE, vanishing fuzz? Russia * (0:39:15) DANIEL...

May 26, 20251 hr 54 min

Remedial fitness | Fri 5-23-25

Terrible things happening in Africa and America! Hake's fitness gets scrutinized. Why are we in such decline? The Hake Report, Friday, May 23, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:01:49) Placeboing, Supers: M— C— slurs, per Dictionary … * (0:13:36) Rhodesian Ridgeback * (0:19:52) Justin: God bless Trump * (0:21:32) Hey, guys! * (0:23:50) ALEX, CA: Culling elephants for Zimbabwe * (0:29:37) ALEX: Uptalk etc * (0:32:13) MICHAEL, Canada: Pushups, remedial fitness * (0:40:14) MICHAEL: Mark Carn...

May 23, 20251 hr 55 min

Confronting Obama-level mockery | Thu 5-22-25

Beautiful Trump exposes mocker Cyril Ramaphosa's South Africa, a deadly threat to the whites! Interesting calls! The Hake Report, Thursday, May 22, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:02:54) Trump beautiful work, Cyril, Superman, Camera work * (0:12:08) Hey, guys! * (0:15:00) RYAN, IL: White men, come on * (0:23:21) HADEN, TX: math * (0:26:38) HADEN: Dems reaction to Biden * (0:28:53) HADEN: Trump vs SA prez; Complainers stay here * (0:32:25) CHASE, TX: Lost my keys and phone, accused this...

May 22, 20251 hr 55 min

Don't interrupt a black man talking | Wed 5-21-25

"Racism saves lives." Be careful of your identity. "Don't interrupt a black man talking." Communists recruit from the bottom! … Busy calls! The Hake Report, Wednesday, May 21, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:05:10) Hey, guys! * (0:07:21) MARK, L.A.: Racism saves lives * (0:09:33) MARK: San Onofre, Marine Corps Base * (0:15:48) ALEX, CA: "As a black man/woman…" * (0:21:46) DANIEL, TX: Stomach bug; Nicole Simpson, Jewish? * (0:24:06) DANIEL: Race, Religion: No legal protection for wh—! *...

May 21, 20251 hr 55 min

Sesame Street is COMMUNIST | Tue 5-20-25

Don't fall for the smears! Irish, Polish are white! Netflix 🤝 Sesame Street 🤦‍♂️ … Courts are being used against the people! The Hake Report, Tuesday, May 20, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Stream * (0:01:31) I avow Joel Diddy analysis * (0:05:03) Smokey Robinson? * (0:07:36) Hope I don't keel over * (0:09:12) Scott Adams shoutout * (0:12:02) Hey, guys! T. Baby JLP tee * (0:15:40) MARK, L.A.: Attacking Irish, Polish, white family * (0:20:24) MARK: Trump's love; "Supreme Court" * (0:25:12) MARK...

May 20, 20251 hr 55 min

Hake out: JLP then Joel Friday guest host | Mon 5-19-25

GUEST HOSTS: JLP fills-in for Hake first hour, taking calls, then Joel Friday second hour on Diddy and non-innocent accusers. Wayne: Multiple wives?? The Hake Report, Monday, May 19, 2025 AD TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start with Jesse * (0:01:15) Hey, guys! * (0:02:35) … Walk out of prison * (0:03:12) JOE , FL, quit job, withdrawals, nasty to my father, “he never looked for me” * (0:32:32) Supers from JLP, oops * (0:34:43) STEPHEN: evolution * (0:39:54) OLIVIA, HI * (0:50:05) WAYNE, Houston, TX: bla...

May 19, 20251 hr 57 min

Crishaun the Don on the conversation | Fri 5-16-25

GUEST: Crishaun the Don on racial identity, who builds society, South African refugees, and our loss of bravery! The Hake Report, Friday, May 16, 2025 AD Crishaun the Don https://x.com/crishaunthedon - https://x.com/TheMisfitNation - https://www.youtube.com/@TheMisfitNationpodcast - https://misfitnation.podbean.com/ - https://shopmisfitnation.com/ TIMESTAMPS * (0:00:00) Start * (0:00:48) Anecdotes and lies... Job 12: 5 * (0:10:28) Hey, guys! * (0:13:02) Crishaun is Anglo, Caribbean * (0:14:26) I...

May 16, 20251 hr 55 min
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