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Fart-Coin The Crypto Currency That Stinks as Bad as it Stinks

This week: A crypto currency based on a joke tanks based on a better joke Foxitus: A fake disease that comes from watching fake news A crazy cult that isn't the Republican Party A crazy cult that is the Republican Party And some more racist bullshit from Tennessee

May 20, 202128 minEp. 187

Tasteless Jokes About Giuliani's Taint

This week Trump uses "Cyber Ninjas" to try and steal a 6 month old election Brett Kavanaugh screams D.C. Statehood Non sexualized gymnasts Horrifying Republican Boredom And Giuliani's taint

May 07, 202138 minEp. 186

Teaching Cops NOT Too Kill All the Black People

This week: Biden ends the endless war (Not Scary) Genetic Mosquito Mutations What passes as a reasonable Republican Kamala Harris (Just like Allie our Kamala Harris impersonator) Moves into a new home Vaccine pauses And teaching cops NOT to kill all of the Black People

Apr 24, 202138 minEp. 185

Republicans, Racism, & Other Poop

This week: We reimagine classical theatre as the political theater of Republicans who accuse everyone else of political theater People who oppose legalizing marijuana have become the burnouts they oppose Covid Parties down at spring break We give mixed messages about Biden's "mixed messages" A medical shit sampling company is full of shit And we explore America's newly discovered very old history of anti-Asian racism

Mar 26, 202135 minEp. 181

Vaccine, Variant, and other Bad Names for Racehorses

This week "Barely Audible Whisper" explores President Biden's odd manners of speech. Analyzes the Republican degenerate gamblers bet of opening up too soon. Brings too much nuance to the nuance-less border debate. Un-confuses the Catholic Churches confusing same sex marriage statement. Springs forward the argument for Daylight Savings Time And Invents the Most Wrong Correspondent to explain how wrong anti-trans laws are

Mar 19, 202139 minEp. 180

Republicans, Assholes, And Gov. Cuomo's Penis

This week: Republicans attack potato cancel culture, but not covid Assholes talk out of their asses about vaccines Georgia Republican's don't want black people to vote Governor Cuomo is gross And Congress finally did something

Mar 11, 202136 minEp. 179

Where There is Boredom There is Hope AKA Shut the Fuck Up and Vote Biden

Amy Coney Barrett is scary, but not like the fun kind of Halloween scary Trump is a clown, but not a funny clown, like a scary Halloween clown May Coney Barrett continues to suck Christopher Columbus is a lot like Trump "Shut Your White Ass Up" A segment by white people for white people And Shut the fuck up and VOTE BIDEN

Oct 22, 202037 minEp. 176

Attack of the Communist Kamala Monster

Joe Biden is too classy to run negative ads against Trump while he's sick; so we ran some for him. Also: It's time to talk about Pence. A brief word from the parts of the government that actually do governing MAGA commits treason to try a Governor for treason And Kamala Harris: Communist Monster

Oct 14, 202032 minEp. 175

RIP RBG

Our comedic dedication to the life and legacy of the "Notorious" Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Sep 29, 202031 minEp. 173

Trump is Even Worse for Science Than Science is for Trump

We recorded this before the tragic passing of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, so if you want some relief from the grief of that national tragedy, we invite you to enjoy laughing at how already tragic things were right before she died.

Sep 22, 202032 minEp. 172

The Trump Who Cried Wolf

This Week Trump (of all people) gets nominated for the Noel Peace Prize Trump Supporters Boats Sink Faster than his Poll Numbers We try to be nice to MAGAs The Misfit Island of Former Fox Reporters Another Message from Biden/Harris And The Little Baby President Cries Wolf

Sep 16, 202028 minEp. 171

Reality vs UnReality, Biden vs Trump 1984 vs 2020

This week we take a long look at the disturbing fact that this election isn't between two competing political philosophies; it's between two completely different versions of reality. I know that doesn't sound funny, but it is.

Sep 09, 202039 minEp. 170

Jerry Falwell Jr. Watched Us Record This Episode From the Corner of the Room

This week: Capitalists get capitalist with other capitalists Trump ruined the career of one of his only black friends The Conway Family Soap Opera The History of the Post Office (Because we have to know about shit like that now) Very incremental racial progress And Jerry Falwell Jr. is gross

Sep 01, 202034 minEp. 169

Improvised Feature: Wall Street

Our reoccurring feature story segment in which we construct feature stories from the entirely improvised performances of Whole World Improvisers. This week: Wall Street

Aug 30, 202016 minEp. 168

Neither Rain nor Sleet nor Snow...But Trump

This week we attack Trump's attack on the Postal Service We attack Trumps attack on the unemployed We attack the Herman Cain fans who attacked a dead mans Twitter account to attack Kamala Harris Democracy is under attack in Belarus (And Portland) Trump attacks the rule of law And Democrats attack racism by nominating a VP candidate they were too racist to vote for for president

Aug 18, 202036 minEp. 167

Republicans (not unlike Alanis Morissette) Fail to Grasp Irony

This week: God speaks out about Trump's accusation that Biden hates God We try and end all of the covid arguments we should have stopped having to have in May Trump tries to say things The Trump campaign thinks black people are stupid Trump's staff tries to say things And NRA members, like Alanis Morissette, fail to comprehend irony

Aug 11, 202035 minEp. 163

Improvised Feature: The Cares Act Cares No More

Another installment of our improvised feature story segment featuring the entirely improvised performances of our friends at Whole World Improv Theatre. This week we focused on the people effected by the expiration of the Cares Act

Aug 10, 202018 minEp. 162

Demon Semen is Too Much to Swallow

This week the president praises the scientific wisdom of a woman who believes cysts are caused by sex dreams about witches and demons. Elizabeth Warren is a badass. Ruth Bader Ginsburg is still alive! Senate Republicans piss on poor people And President Trump tries to steal the election

Aug 05, 202028 minEp. 161

Improvised Feature: Back to School (or not) Special

Our regular feature story segment constructed entirely from improvised performances of Whole World Improv Theatre improvisers. This week we examine the controversy surrounding reopening schools

Aug 05, 202015 minEp. 160

Trump's Dumber Than the Name of the Washington Football Team

This Week: The Washington Football team changes their name to "The Washington Football Team" Republicans find an even dumber way to screw the poor Donald Trump is a bad husband...to Brian Kemp The Republican National Convention is canceled Trump's newest scandal is basically a combination of 3 of his older scandals; it's like a Star Wars Franchise at this point And Michael Cohen goes to jail for writing a book

Jul 28, 202035 minEp. 159

The Goyum Who Tweeted Goya

This week: Trump attacks Fauci Covid kills the Penny Republicans kill the poor Hackers attack Twitter And weird shit with Goya products

Jul 22, 202034 minEp. 158

Improvised Feature: The Mask Controversy

Our regular segment featuring Whole World Improv Theatre, in which we construct feature stories from entirely improvised performances of Whole World improvisers. This episode delves into the controversy surrounding mask wearing

Jul 21, 202019 minEp. 157
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