It's a New Year's Nifty Gifty! Today we are teaming up with the one and only justine from The Shore Store podcast to give you a NEW YEAR’S EVE MIRACLE! We put it to a vote and it was a resounding cry for this meager little pilot episode. No one knew what this show would be, but by gosh, Kody is working his best Guy Smiley energy to SELL THIS FAMILY TO AMERICA. Justine is a novice at this show, so of course Amanda and Jodie revel in being able to catch her up in all the minute details of this fam...
Dec 31, 2021•1 hr 32 min
It’s my last regularly scheduled episode, but this is NOT Goodbye, Forever. This feed will remain here for periodic episodes so don’t unsubscribe, and the Orchard of Snark Facebook Group will live on! This week, I have to address the season finale of 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way (6:00) after an update on Evelyn Cormier, infamous namesake for our beloved Facebook Group. The girl hasn’t changed, only grown more unbearable so get your earmuffs ready from some extra special sound clips! Then we’re o...
Nov 30, 2021•57 min•Ep. 235
Be sure you're subscribed to We Love to Hate Everything FREE to keep listening to me deliver weekly episodes on everything & anything: pop culture, reality TV, celeb gossip and more with my cohost & BFF! Enjoy this sneak peak of my We Love to Hate TV Patreon episode with my cohost Amanda, as we recap the Season 16 Premiere of Sister Wives. Say it all together now: IT’S NOT A POND! WE LOVE TO HATE TV on Patreon *Tier 1: MTV True Life: I‘m Addicted to Tanning *Tiers 2+: True Life, Real Hou...
Nov 23, 2021•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 234
This is a really special episode for me. Four years ago, I met Julie by chance, and she completely changed my skeptical mind & tentative soul. We laugh, I cry, and we even talk about RHOBH so you’re going to love it! Julie Jancius is an Angel Medium who is THE real deal. She’s also a friend of mine who has never seen Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, so of course I had to get her take on the infamous Dinner Party from Hell. But it gets SO much better! Julie shares how to open ourselves up to...
Nov 12, 2021•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 233
To our sweet Christine, I honor you with this... XO Jodie P.S. Sister Wives was never your moment to shine. "Courting Christine" is your next spinoff, baby girl!
Nov 03, 2021•4 min•Ep. 232
She’s baack! Hillary Taylor Baldwin just can’t stay off Instagram. The woman is a monster, and you can’t convince me otherwise. After I allow my soul to speak its truth, I talk about the latest personality disorders on 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (20:39). Oh, and Ari’s new lips. They need their own show because they don’t fit on the screen. I also learned of AUJ’s impending essential oil-blessed vaginal birth (46:10), so naturally I am legally obligated to proclaim my list of baby names. Let Us ...
Nov 03, 2021•51 min•Ep. 231
I can’t get enough RHOSLC but since I recap that with Amanda on We Love to Hate TV , I need to express my appreciation for Real Housewives of Potomac. Even though I dislike the entire cast, they draw me back in with a tossed salad and Karen’s (allegedly) scrambled eggs. Speaking of alleged, J. Lo has her eyes on a certain Queen Bee, according to a blind item, and let’s just say I highly advise her not to mess with the hive. Tip-toeing away from that disaster waiting to happen to another, 90 Day ...
Oct 06, 2021•53 min•Ep. 230
Before diving into the latest & almost-greatest on TLC and WeTV, let’s talk about Housewives. Where is our Kim Richards-style interrogation with Ramona? Why is Crystal getting a reverse-Camille edit? And how can we fully appreciate the current season of RHOBH before it’s too late? Enough with the Bravo shitty mess (see what I did there?), let’s switch gears to 90 Day Fiance The Other Way (17:30). Steven. Steven and his OJ teeth and sweaty balls. Just like Salt Lake City’s House of Marks Matr...
Sep 08, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Ep. 229
Before diving into another week of reality TV dumpster fires, I have to share the latest binges I’ve been into. If you love crime and/or mystery series, be sure you tune in. The White Lotus is at the top of my list, but Woodstock 99 and some lesser-known docs have had me glued to my TV the last few weeks. No episode would be complete without a 90 Day Fiance (22:00) rundown. Sure Angela and Michael have exhausted ALL our ovaries, but there are several things to be said about Ronald and Mike, as w...
Aug 11, 2021•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 228
I’m kicking off this week with a blind item that has me stumped, so let’s get to work solving this like it’s a Dateline episode, ok? 90 Day Fiance (7:00) is more than boring, but when a nasal procedure goes down, I’m there for the investigative coverage. In this scenario, that means me giving my opinions on why Mike will always be single. Love After Lockup (26:00) has hit its stride with Daonte missing all the marks and Stan’s ability to freeze the birthrate in America. Real Housewives (44:20) h...
Jul 13, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 227
It’s a brief 90 Day Fiance recap because truly I just have to get some things off my chest regarding Mike & Trish’s relationship. They’re giving Colt & Debbie a run for their money. The rest of the episode is dedicated to the new Hulu documentary about Erika & Tom Girardi, The Housewife & The Hustler. Guys, it’s dark and twisted and very complicated, much like my personality. Enjoy?? Subscribe free on your fav podcast app WE LOVE TO HATE EVERYTHING https://link.chtbl.com/wlthe *P...
Jun 16, 2021•1 hr•Ep. 226
I missed you! This is truly a trip into how my brain works so enjoy the Mambo Number 5 of topics. A little bit of 90 Day Fiance, the Friends Reunion, J. Lo's blind items, and some Sherri Papini crime-fighting because why not? Subscribe free on your fav podcast app WE LOVE TO HATE EVERYTHING https://link.chtbl.com/wlthe *PATREON Bonus Episodes, free mugs/shirts/hoodies & more at www.patreon.com/lovetohatetv This week: Marriage Bootcamp & Seeking Sister Wife *Total Request Podcast at www.p...
Jun 09, 2021•43 min•Ep. 225
I missed you, so I’m here to deliver what I’ve been binging since we last snarked on 90 Day Fiance! There are 2 incredible documentary series on HBOmax that I’m savoring at the moment, as well as one of the current seasons of Real Housewives. Ok, fine, I can’t keep it a secret! RHONY is still Queen, but Dallas and Jersey need lifelines. "Go to sleep, just got to sleep!!" I hope you love Judge Judy as much as I do because I found myself dedicating the first 1/3 of the show to her. No one has shon...
May 19, 2021•52 min•Ep. 224
I'll be back next week with a new episode of RealiTV, but here's a link to subscribe to We Love to Hate Everything on your favorite podcast app or Apple Podcast here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/we-love-to-hate-everything/id1387310266 Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, but we can't agree on which size or variety is best. Naturally, we're talking about the latest episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After where Michael argues Angela's medically-massaged boobs are a sacred status sym...
May 10, 2021•1 hr 14 min
**Apologies for the wonky sound, but Bebe is bed-bound and needs A/C so she doesnt sweat like Angela's boobs in Dr. Kasharian's office, ok? It's our first episode, and what a week to talk about what we're hating! Amanda is living her worst horizontal life, and Jodie's "floors are lava" nightmare came true. Speaking of nightmares, have you seen the Ben Affleck DM? He makes Big Ed look like a Casanova. Luckily, neither of these gentleman are on 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After. We're loving Kalani...
May 05, 2021•1 hr 24 min
Maybe I was born to be a princess because I was glued to the coverage of Prince Phillip’s Funeral. The regal processions, the mystery, the STUNNING Duchess of Cambridge! If you were triggered by the Meghan vs the Royals of it all, just wait until you hear about a kerfuffle at a Yogurt Shop. If you know, you know… The 90 Day Fiance Tell All Part 2 (8:45) was seriously lacking in all areas for me, but I enjoyed seeing Zied learn about threesomes. He giggled more than I’ll be doing on 4-20 (psst… c...
Apr 21, 2021•46 min•Ep. 223
I’m diving straightaway into 90 Day Fiance Tell All Part 1 this week. As Brit Brit would say, Julia is *not that innocent. Her Bitch Flag is starting to fly and Yara will NOT have it. Speaking of Yara, was she wearing a new clothing accessory? You know if you know… After a jaw-dropping week last week, Sister Wives (29:38) returns with Robyn channeling the scary little lady in Teen Witch. She’s already the Most Popular Girl Wife, and now she wants to carry Kody’s brunette boy. His Brown Boy. Wait...
Apr 14, 2021•43 min•Ep. 222
I have some news to share at the top of the show, so make sure not to miss it! Then it’s off to the Season Finale of 90 Day Fiance where Andrew proves he hasn’t showered since pre-Mexico. His hair is dirtier & more greased over than the rides at Action Park. Stephanie thinks her cat can talk, and Natalie shows Mike 2 reasons to keep her here. BOOBS. Kody makes my dreams come true on Sister Wives (28:55) this week. Not only does he do things with a piñata that I’ve journaled about for years, ...
Apr 07, 2021•49 min•Ep. 221
I’ve given up on Married at First Sight for now, but not for forever. I’m just taking the break Paige should be taking from Chris. So onward to 90 Day Fiance (5:45) in it’s penultimate episode of the season. Tamara misses her opportunity to show off her OG Karen skills, while Yara & Jovi turn into the most boring people ever in the Bizarro World we live in now. Sister Wives (31:10) continues its COVID Diary, but I’m bada baba ba Lovin’ It! It was *truely a classic episode, Amen. SUBSCRIBE, R...
Mar 31, 2021•44 min•Ep. 220
What’s going on with Married at First Sight this season? It started with speed & momentum, but now I’m just annoyed and I blame Chris AND Paige. So let’s spend extra time with 90 Day Fiance (10:30) this week. Hazel is treated to a stripper who didn’t strip, while treating viewers to the reason we can never touch anything in hotel rooms. Brandon and Company return with sharp scissors & a kennel-cut, and Mike takes advantage of Tamara from Down the Hill and I AM OUTRAGED! Did I say outrage...
Mar 24, 2021•52 min•Ep. 219
Sure the world is talking about the couple that has publicly pledged to live a private life forevermore giving a Tell-All interview to Oprah on a global network, but I’m here for reality TV. Married at First Sight is giving Chris enough room to build a mountain of evidence against himself for current & future lovers, employers, lenders and debt collectors. It’s spectacular and Paige got her well-deserved Beyonce moment. Meanwhile 90 Day Fiance (20:34) is losing steam while gaining Brandon mo...
Mar 10, 2021•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 218
Spring is on the horizon and the possibilities are endless! Perhaps you feel the same and want to try a “Dirty Debbie”? I’ll fill you in on that if you can help me find out what happened to the Seeking Sister Wife Premiere! On Married at First Sight (9:00) , Pastor Cal shows up 10 days too late, just in time to remind me how much I dislike him. Never change, PC. 90 Day Fiance (22:00) shows us again why Jovi is a bitch to me & why Betty can take her issues straight to Giada. Mariah is back to...
Mar 03, 2021•53 min•Ep. 217
If you aren’t watching Married at First Sight already, it’s not too late. We have a drunk pilot & his Sami Sweetheart wife, a flight attendant who loves germs, and a guy who is doing almost as much damage to Subway as Jared. Ok, that was harsh. The Spicy Italian doesn’t deserve that, and neither does his wife, girlfriend or mistress(es). The Bitches are back on 90 Day Fiance (28:00) ! Ron, Betty and Jovi can only be redeemed with a spin on Dancing with the Reality Stars at this point. #SaveY...
Feb 24, 2021•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 216
This episode was recorded during a fever dream after binging 5+ hours of broken hearts on Valentine’s Day. I apologize for the tangents and the box of red wine that assisted me in my research & production. I’d like to think I still captured what a terrible human Chris on Married at First Sight is, however. Only a few men have rocketed up the rank on my MAFS Shit List this quickly, and Chris has done it in record time! Absent of our sweet Julia this week, 90 Day Fiance (26:30) gave us another...
Feb 17, 2021•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 215
We got the Super Bowl instead of 90 Day Fiance , but the game took me down Memory Lane to a simpler time when Raymond James Stadium stood for something. The Klingensmiths were the OG Betty & Brandon, and for that, I say, “BRAVO, indeed!” With Sister Wives debuting next week, Meri better hide with Truely, because I can’t wait to talk about this season! Until then, Chris will get an earful from me because Married at First Sight (8:36) let him show the world what a POS he is. He needs to finish...
Feb 10, 2021•38 min•Ep. 214
I was recently a guest on Resting Bitch Face Podcast with Julie & Melinda where we got to snarking on the current season of 90 Day Fiance. Is Ron a scarier villain than Betty? Will Andrew ever recover from his edit? Listen in as we go on a reality TV tangent and check out RESTING BITCH FACE on your favorite podcast app!
Feb 01, 2021•1 hr 31 min
It’s official, I am consciously uncoupling with Life After Lockup. It is not a permanent dissolution of viewership, rather a time apart to recast, refuel, and reinvest in couples who deliver more than future careers on FansOnly. A show that is bringing its A-Game this season is 90 Day Fiance (5:50) . Thank you, TLC! We have in-law drama, pregnancy scares, international detainment, Glen Close in Sequim, and a woman dressing up a Belizean man like an American Boy doll. Perfection! Married at First...
Jan 27, 2021•49 min•Ep. 213
Armie Hammer and J. Lo are sending me into a tizzy this week so join me in getting to the bottom of baking soda & Botox. This may be the last Life After Lockup (11:41) recap unless Scott reveals what happened to his lip, or Chanda returns to entertain me. I’m just as fed up as Tennyson. Thankfully, 90 Day Fiance (22:27) delivered an episode so Betty-heavy that Twitter became a place of unity and like-mindedness for the first time ever. Is it possible 2021 could bring- no, I’ll stop myself be...
Jan 21, 2021•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 212
We’re all in this together with Hillary & I can’t stop, won’t stop! Also, Gayle King experienced a millennial Karen on live TV, and I’m waiting for Oprah to seek her revenge. You’ll hear some sweet sound clips this week, so get excited! I’m only giving you a taste of Life After Lockup (8:13) because this show is going downhill. We’re only getting brief segments from our favorite felons and basically an hour of Michael & his pretty girls. PASS. On the flip side, 90 Day Fiance (14:00) know...
Jan 14, 2021•44 min•Ep. 211
Happy New Year! 2020 went out with the Cucumber heard ‘round Mallorca, and I am still here for every single how-you-say momento of it. To see Hillary’s Greatest Hits for yourself https://youtu.be/SfwR8RDZi48 . De nada. I checked back in to Life After Lockup (13:40) just in time to see Lindsey plan her guilty plea of first-degree murder. Most of the other couples have hit the Snooze, but a few sightings of Big Daddy John have me sticking around for a few more episodes. The heart wants what the he...
Jan 07, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 210
