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Boonta Vista

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The least consequential news from around the world from the least informed minds in Australia. Andrew, Theo, Lucy and Ben bring you the week's stories that conveniently fit into one of their countless, concerningly specific segments. Keep up with the latest news from Nature Corner, Paging Dr. Lucy, Planely Speaking, Omens and Portents, The Hole Report and many, many more. • Find out more at https://www.boontavista.com • Subscribe for weekly bonus episodes at https://www.patreon.com/BoontaVista • Grab some merch at https://shop.boontavista.com
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Episodes

EPISODE 401: It's Dickhole Hammering

Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The gift of an airport meat wagon, the generational end of fishing, a tour of Texas by Queensland's finest, and the maternal instinct to hurl objects. *** Outro: The Throw - Jagwar Ma *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista W...

Jun 22, 20251 hr

EPISODE 400: Twisted, Cruel, And Full Of Anecdotes (live at the Brisbane Polish Club)

Recording live at Polonia on May 31st, 2025. Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A warrior's THC beverage, marketing in the living-in-your-car space, self-evaluating your driving, Germany's most evil Subway, egg theft, letting the computer not have sex with you, the Australiaboo, dirt full of bones, and an honoured New Hampshire man. *** Outro: No Guilt - Sex Cell *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at...

Jun 14, 20251 hr 41 min

EPISODE 399: We’re Doing Urethra Stuff Today (with Demi Lardner and Tom Walker)

Demi and Tom from bigsofttitty.png join Andrew to discuss some wienercentric news from the Grocerant Guru, plus Headline News. Those are the only two segments somehow. *** Outro: The Anthem - Onra *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista....

Jun 07, 20251 hr 7 min

EPISODE 398: I Drink Your Milkshake And I Don’t Cum When People Sneeze

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Getting arrested for offering people a good deal, hunting for celebs in the wrong place, soloing Movie World as a birthday boy, and the pain of experiencing events. *** Outro: Futsu ni Ikirenai - Minami Deutsch *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** T...

Jun 01, 20251 hr 4 min

EPISODE 397: Singles For The Hot Dog Man

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The threat of cheap hot dogs, a miraculous burning river, having your first beer and flipping out, and not living by the cowboy code. *** Outro: Aquarius - Boards of Canada *** Live show tickets available at boontavista.com/live *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered ...

May 24, 20251 hr 7 min

EPISODE 396: To Catch A Beefalo

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The thinning veil between reality and fantasy, the car of the future today, yesteryear's beefalo, and a duck repeating. *** Live show tickets available at boontavista.com/live *** Outro: Prototype - Outkast *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitt...

May 18, 20251 hr 1 min

EPISODE 395: Salusa Secundus For Learning To Punt Good

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Hiding secret messages in your marriage vows, taking your big leg all the way to Canada, and one neat trick for permanent free parking in the inner city. *** Outro: Bambi - Suuns *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista ...

May 11, 20251 hr 11 min

EPISODE 394: Make Your Own 9/11

Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A once-in-a-lifetime tragedy hitting a bar in Arizona, a miracle exploding a tree in Alabama, and a tragedy exploding a vape in a pocket. *** Get tickets for the 400th episode live show spectacular at the Brisbane Polish Club right here: boontavista.com/live *** Outro: The Book Lovers - Broadcast *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and l...

May 04, 20251 hr 2 min

EPISODE 393: A Classic Haunted Item With A Hitlery Twist

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: History's most evil top hat, a brand new colour, Uberising the repo panopticon, CBTing your way out of road rage, and hacking into Disney's mainframe for mixed results. *** Get tickets for the 400th episode live show spectacular at the Brisbane Polish Club right here: boontavista.com/live *** Outro: Endless Blue - The Horrors *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at ma...

Apr 27, 20251 hr 3 min

EPISODE 392: Mountain Jus (with Jesse Black)

Marine biologist of the show Jesse Black joins us to non-fishly discuss: A car that will always be Sheryl Crow's, how to talk normal in conversation, a possible Starman in New Jersey, the power of musical nostalgia, and Headline News. *** Listen to Savant Garde here: https://podcasts.apple.com/lu/podcast/savant-garde/id1801643885 Listen to Sludgefest here: https://sludgefest.substack.com/ *** Outro: Road Head - Japanese Breakfast *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribi...

Apr 19, 20251 hr 6 min

EPISODE 391: A Cutout For Hanging Dong

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A child who lives inside a dream, a pop punk band with an important message, the emergence of a nude man, illegal hotel reservations, and the meaning of life. *** Outro: Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitt...

Apr 13, 202559 min

BONUS PREVIEW: Period Accurate 2003 Mitsubishi Magna

We're in a beautiful moment of sexual liberation and no one is benefiting more than the humble werewolf. Get the rest of this episode plus all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a coffee a month at patron.com/BoontaVista

Apr 09, 20253 min

EPISODE 390: Flying Shoes, Hidden Flask Bracelet

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Lying about your degree in chaos mathematics, a mayor and restaurateur in crisis, an update on Dave Hughes, and the Clipping Report. *** Outro: Mesh Mask - True Widow *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boo...

Apr 06, 20251 hr 9 min

EPISODE 389: Avec Wasps

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An indefinite substance that's definitely safe, cuckolding your way into a retention pond, Subway à la Francais, and close-up magic over IP. *** Outro: I Will Possess your Heart - Death Cab for Cutie *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twi...

Mar 30, 20251 hr 3 min

EPISODE 388: Mummified Queens And The Boots With The Fur

Lucy, Theo and Andrew bring you: apizza amailbag, an ancient Dutchman receiving a second, newer face, the potato-themed license plates of Idaho, a mayoral insurgency in New Jersey, and the best and oldest stink you've ever sniffed. *** Outro: My Little Town - Paul Simon

Mar 23, 20251 hr 5 min

EPISODE 387: A Pig Was Cubed For This

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: From politeness to knife violence, a prayer for Boston, a real giraffe, no prize for Connecticut, and the empty car. *** Outro: Cheer Up, Chihiro! - Ovlov *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website: boontavista.com...

Mar 15, 20251 hr 8 min

BONUS PREVIEW: How Creamed Is Your Hog

Behind the paywall this week it's an exploration of the erotic and sensuous world of literature. Get this and all of our other bonus episodes for the price of a big cup of coffee a month at patreon.com/BoontaVista

Mar 13, 20252 min

EPISODE 386: I Came Here To Fuck The Gargoyle’s Wife

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: Living in the shadow of your hot wife, the violation of the egg honour system, the future of despining beef, and lifting forbidden kicks from desert trains. *** Outro: Do You Feel Alright - KC and the Sunshine Band *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitt...

Mar 09, 20251 hr 4 min

EPISODE 385: I Will Million Dollar Baby Myself At 9:45

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: An entire episode of keenly insightful observations and predictions in the Grocerant space as it pertains to Millennials and Gen Z. *** Outro: Burn Out Blues - Washed Out *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boontavista Website:...

Mar 02, 20251 hr

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Flying Specialist Lamprey Killers To The Great Lakes

It's the final free bonus episode of Freemium Freebruary! Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The very near future of furcons, very nearly hitting it big, striking an unconventional bargain to hit it big, too many lampreys, and the Great American Hall of Name. *** Outro: Main Title Theme - Unkle *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message...

Feb 26, 20251 hr 4 min

EPISODE 384: Croat Detected (with Milo Edwards)

Milo Edwards returns to the show to discuss: The seating arrangements of the Lynchian spectre of America's conscience and the Subways of the United Kingdom. *** Check out Milo's tour dates here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitte...

Feb 23, 20251 hr 5 min

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Weird Memories Of Your Hot-Tubbing Father

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Failing to hide who you are from your friends, the return of a specific ShareLunker, solving the egg crisis with cruelty, and a double dose of Stuff We Should Chat About. *** Outro: No One Else - Roku Music *** Get stickers here: boontavista.myshopify.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on ...

Feb 19, 20251 hr 2 min

EPISODE 383: Stanking Ass Or Otherwise (with Joe Kassabian)

Joe Kassabian from Lions Led By Donkeys joins us to discuss: A political career ruined by happy hardcore, brotherly lawyerly horseplay gone awry, fake Dutch cops, real Dutch heists, and Headline News. *** Find Lions Led By Donkeys here: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast/id1393845532 *** Get stickers here: https://boontavista.myshopify.com/ *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the sh...

Feb 15, 20251 hr 2 min

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: Militarised Mechanised War-Apes In The Next Big Conflict

It's Freemium Freebruary! This bonus episode is free! Lucky you! *** Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Swinging with the Lord's blessing, larking about in the hospital, the ongoing Dutch explosion problem, a possible animal attack maybe, ape theory of mind, and Headline News. *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be a...

Feb 12, 20251 hr

EPISODE 382: A Seafood Sensation Upper Decker

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Another look at humanity as a whole through the lens of the sandwich, mysterious seeds arriving in our Texas towns, and experiencing ambulance euphoria. *** Outro: Evil Eye - Fu Manchu *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on the show! *** Twitter: twitter.com/boonta...

Feb 09, 202558 min

UNLOCKED BONUS EPISODE: You, Your Husband, Your Cockapoos, And The Anus

It's Freemium Freebruary! The bonus episodes are on us for, this, the shortest month of the year. *** Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A crumbling empire's roadwars, an unwelcome guest in your brown slop, big time egg theft, and the RIPing Report. *** Outro: Thebes - Om

Feb 05, 20251 hr 5 min

EPISODE 381: Get A Bucket, I’m About To Cum

Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: A man in a Bobcat with nothing to lose, an international sandwich chain staffed by people with nothing to lose, and making sure the evil is cleansed from your house. *** Outro: Did I Buy It? - Jerry Paper feat. Mild High Club *** Support our show and get exclusive bonus episodes by subscribing on Patreon: www.patreon.com/BoontaVista *** Email the show at [email protected]! Call in and leave us a question or a message on 1800-317-515 to be answered on ...

Feb 02, 20251 hr 6 min

EPISODE 380: Mononymous Gibian

Lucy, Theo, and Ben bring you: A woman and her mutant dogs, baiting a bull with Mike Kuck, the significance of an open door, a perfectly legal glass of prosecco, a missing crown, and a missing gun. *** Outro: Dead Mantra - Dead Skeletons *** The video Theo was talking about is Fredward by the Billy Nayer Show from the web series Stingray Sam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNhXYmJ0G8c

Jan 25, 20251 hr 5 min

EPISODE 379: The 4th Royal Piss Receivers (with Tom O'Mahony)

Tom from Beneath the Skin and Lions Led by Donkeys join us to talk about: Where to draw the line with your falconer's misbehaviour, doing your due diligence before parachuting, and a bold new look for the World Egg Organization. *** Lions Led by Donkeys: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/lions-led-by-donkeys-podcast/id1393845532 Beneath the Skin: https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/beneath-the-skin/id1637122752 Glue Factory: https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/glue-factory-podcast/id1724...

Jan 19, 20251 hr 1 min
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