Patreon Episode 8
Here's a party loot bag of extra segments from the last few episodes, except instead of ring pops and stickers, it's jokes about periods and pubic hair. Enjoy!
Apr 18, 2022•44 min
Girly Mags
A nostalgic and silly '90s/2000s teen magazine podcast. Ever wonder what happened to JTT? Or which 90210 character you are? (Emily Valentine rules) Then this podcast is for you. Follow us on Instagram: girly.mags & boost us for more hilarious commentary through our Girly Mags Patreon.
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Episode 73: YM February 2000
Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage with us through the February 2000 issue of YM! We just slide, glide, slippity-slide in your eardrums (Gross) with our frequent guest Lauren Prussky! We're talking public nudity, sex how-to-ity, and slide down YM's sex poll.
Mar 16, 2022•1 hr 26 min
Episode 72: Teen October 1994
Well, if you got deja vu, you aren't alone! We had to take ANOTHER unexpected break due to a loss in the Girly Mags family and a virulent new strain of COVID. But we're back, baby, and we're gonna hit you one more time with Teen's October 1994 issue. We got your reader write-ins, wedgies, and we dunk on diets. Get your paws on this body-pos episode!
Feb 17, 2022•1 hr 44 min
Episode 71: Grisly Mags - The Weird-Ass Murders of Elizabeth Platzman & Ron Sisman
We’re back with a new episode of GRISLY MAGS, covering a ghastly case so bonkers we needed an entire episode to process all of our feelings.
Nov 19, 2021•1 hr 5 min
Patreon Episode 7
We got our seasonal affective disorder with a little extra pumpkin spice this year, but that won’t stop us from giving you a collection of Too Wild for Podcast segments from our Patreon!
Oct 22, 2021•1 hr 14 min
EPISODE 70: J-14 February 2006
Come party like Paris and Lindsay as we take a trip back to J-14’s February 2006 issue with comedian Olivia Stadler! We give the velvet rope treatment to all the celebrity break-ups, our worst make-outs, nightmare hook-ups and bra-bursting embarrassing moments! This Month in Herstory - February 2006 Embarrassing Moments - Super-Soaker Boulder-Holder Worst Celeb Splits of All Time - Paris Stilted, Julia Robber, and Wilmer Dramarama Quiz - What’s Your Ideal Date?
Oct 01, 2021•1 hr 20 min
EPISODE 69: Twist May 2004
We steamed our clams through the middle of a heatwave to give you all the hot goss from Twist May 2004 with guest Josh Lindley from Bartender Atlas and a special surprise guest busts through the door and into your ears. Sweat with us to the oldies that never die-ies like Nipplegate, Justin Timberfake and Brit’s baby daddy… Kerver Ferderrlern. This month in Herstory - May 2005 Embarrassing Moments - Zipper solo Unsolved Celebrity Mysteries - Nip-nops, paps pop, Kidz bop Quiz - Are You Ready For S...
Sep 09, 2021•1 hr 3 min
EPISODE 68: YM May 1995
We got a super-sized episode after some super-sized cocktails and we're surprised we survived covering May 1995. Bartender Marta Es returns on her way to the East Coast and we deliver the tampon terror, phys-ed physical, Pauly-to-the-wally action that you've come to expect when the Girly Gang gets loose. This Month in Herstory - May 1995 Say Anything - Phys-dead, hands red Ask Anything - My boyfriend had sex and all I got was this lousy STI Why Are Guys So Gross - "He smells", she yells by the P...
Aug 04, 2021•1 hr 42 min
Patreon Episode 6
We’re still hungover from our upcoming cocktail-centric episode, so in the meantime, here’s some extra segments from the previous two episodes. Please keep away from the elderly and young children because these segments may present a choking hazard. Traumarauma: Locker room drama and an unlucky bathroom bachelor Episode 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002 (Guest Lauren Prussky) Cosmo Confessions - Erotic exclamations Wackiest Jobs in the World Is it too sexy if I sexy spoon my sexy sibling? Follow us on ...
Jul 06, 2021•42 min
EPISODE 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002
EPISODE 67: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 2002 It’s getting hot in hurr...cuz we’re back with LADY MAGS. Covering a steamy, sizzling issue of Cosmopolitan June 2002. This episode’s a kitchen sink of embarrassing sexcapades, hidden treasures, clams, MURDER and Girly Mags’ usual dose of weirdness. Oh, and a special someone is back for another wild trip with us through the magazine universe. Hang on to your thongs, people. IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - June 2002 Cosmo Confessions: Condom Conundrum G...
Jun 14, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Episode 66: J-14 August 2004
Time for some action from the days of tight t-shirts, peasant tops, boot-cut pants and the indie rock renaissance. It’s J-14 August 2004 and Girly Mags is coming at you with some band break-ups, LiLo, and Eminem’s stitches, along with your regular dose of horrifying teen moments and clarifying quizzes.
May 14, 2021•1 hr 15 min
Patreon Episode 5
The hits keep coming with 2021: 2020 Part Two with more reverb. Covid is still keeping us apart, plus we suffered a very close personal loss in the Girly Mags family (Thank you to everyone in the Girly Mags community who reached out). As a result, we weren’t recording for a while, but we could never stay away for long and a new episode is in the works. In the meantime, we got another Patreon episode for your aural pleasure.
Apr 13, 2021•1 hr 8 min
Episode 65: 'Teen May 1994
Strap on those blades and whiz back to May 1994 with this issue of ‘Teen Magazine. This episode has it all: bikini bullshit, teen dances, mortifying moments, female condoms, nostalgic tunes and, as usual, LAUGHS. Lots of ‘em.
Mar 20, 2021•1 hr 10 min
Episode 64: Seventeen February 2001
Sorry, we’re late to the party, but we have delivered a massive batch of audio jungle juice! This week we’re all about Seventeen’s February 2001 issue, but also Girly Mags is back with another edition of Grisly Mags, covering the Ashton Kutcher adjacent Hollywood Ripper murders. Trigger warning: if you’re not into true crime, you can skip from about 12:27-46:45 and just get your regular dose of Girly Mags teen traumas and dramas!
Feb 24, 2021•1 hr 26 min
Episode 63: YM November 1997
COVID knocked us down, but we got up again… barely. It’s a new episode of Girly Mags taking you back to November 1997 with YM, and we got all your classic hits: Sharting, cat piss, zitty make-outs, and some of the biggest jams of the late ‘90s.
Jan 29, 2021•1 hr 3 min
Patreon Episode Four
Well, the second wave of COVID has been kicking our asses over here and we haven’t been able to get together to record a new episode in a while. So, here’s another episode made up of Patreon segments to bide you over while we get it together to “Hop on a Zoom call” and record a new episode! As always, subscribe to our Patreon for magazine archives, early episode access, and extra segments. Stay alert, stay safe. Episode 60: Cosmopolitan June 1994: History of the Cosmo and Love Addiction (Feat. M...
Nov 25, 2020•1 hr 21 min
Patreon Episode Three
While we’re on a bit of a new wave COVID break, here’s a mixtape of never-before-heard Patreon segments. Sign up to our Patreon for access to our magazine archives, merch, early episode release, and bonus segments like these where we get extra stupid. Episode 54 - Seventeen July 1995: Creep (Feat. Amanda O’Connell) Episode 55 - Seventeen April 2000: Judgemental Girlfriends Q’n’A (Feat. Lauren Servideo) Episode 56 - YM February 1998: Fresh Prince (William) (Feat. Krystan Saint Cat) Episode 58 - T...
Oct 14, 2020•1 hr
EPISODE 62: TWIST MARCH 1999
YOOOO, GUESS WHO'S BACK, BACK AGAIN? We've got a brand new ep fresh outta the oven and it's got some JUICY tidbits like wet dreams, cybersex nightmares, rump readings and all things 1999! Joining us for this episode is someone you may have missed around the Girly Mags table... so come along for the reunion! IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - March 1999 No Way! Totally Embarrassing Moments: Mr Cream Jeans Hooking Up Online: Cybersex in the '90s Friend 2 Friend: AOL IRL Quiz - Which Dawson's...
Sep 28, 2020•1 hr 8 min
EPISODE 61: YM January 1996
Welcome back for a very special episode of Grisly Mags. We’re bringing you an investigation into a how a pair of teenagers were inspired to commit a brutal murder by the insidious satanic heavy metal of… Silverchair?? Then we bring you the tragic tale of a doctor’s shrapnel casualty, forbidden pornhub category love, and set Marilyn Mansplain up to take a serial killer rap. IN THIS EPISODE: This Month in History - January 1996 Say Anything - Hot doctor visit goes wrong Love 911 - Hot stepsister w...
Sep 09, 2020•1 hr 17 min
EPISODE 60: COSMOPOLITAN JUNE 1994
It’s the return of Lady Mags! We’ve got our hands on a rather steamy issue of Cosmo and joining us for this salacious journey is Marta S (@martamakesdrinks) who gets us drunk on the infamous Sex and the City cocktail of the same name as we discuss hilarious sexual mishaps, the precarious state of the service industry, weird fetishes, and find out who’s a ball buster and let our freak flags fly! IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History - June 1994 When Sex Goes Hilariously Wrong Irma Kurtz’ Agony Co...
Aug 12, 2020•1 hr 28 min
EPISODE 59: J14 JANUARY 2006
Bust out your pointy-toed kitten heels and Coolpix cameras cuz we’re going back to the worst year for fashion - January, 2006 with this PG13-cum-rated R issue of J14. This episode we discuss the most fuckable Disney characters, totes embarrassing moments, play a little Truth or Dare and find out if we are BoY crAzY! Joining us on this journey is Nicky Paris (@nickyparisbitch), an LA-based comedian and co-host of Daddy Issues, and who was recently featured on Audible’s 2020 Pride Special! IN THIS...
Jul 20, 2020•51 min
EPISODE 58: TEEN PEOPLE AUGUST 1998 W/JESSE CAMP
The summer of 1998 - numetal was raging on the charts, Bill Clinton was lying through his teeth and MTV debuted their Wanna Be a VJ series. Jesse Camp (@therealjessecamp), a lovable goofball from Connecticut with wild hair, was chosen by viewers and became the first ever winner, and he’s joining Girly Mags for this blast-from-the-past episode! Come along for this balls-to-the-wall, totally rockin’ nostalgia trip through his time at MTV, strange celebrity encounters, 1998 trivia and more! Follow ...
Jun 29, 2020•1 hr 7 min
EPISODE 57: TWIST SEPTEMBER 1999
Put on your raggedy JNCOs and pop in your September 1999 mixtape. Returning is Bartender Atlas’ Josh Lindley, who joins us for a spooky true-crime This Month in History mystery, discusses supremo summer snafus and tries out some lamewad pickup lines courtesy of this issue of Twist magazine. Head back to the time of sneaking into R-rated movies with a PG-13 movie ticket and the time you cried to Sandstorm because a dude with frosted tips dumped you at a school dance. IN THIS EPISODE This Month in...
Jun 08, 2020•1 hr 12 min
EPISODE 56: YM FEBRUARY 1998
We’re drawing back the curtain on the February 1998 issue of YM magazine, featuring meme queen and illustrator/artist Krystan Saint Cat (@krystansaintcat). This episode is a mixtape of mall horror stories, love tarot, wet dreams and sussing out our sweetie-snagging styles à la quiz. Join Girly Mags on another stroll down memory lane where, somehow, shitting your pants comes up yet again. IN THIS EPISODE This Month in History - February 1998 Say Anything: All the Mall Things Ask Anything: Nocturn...
May 18, 2020•56 min
EPISODE 55: SEVENTEEN, APRIL 2000
“I wanna be more famous than the Internet.” - Jessica Simpson Welcome to the first quarantine episode of Girly Mags on WhoHaha! We’re rewinding the tape all the way back to the April 2000 of Seventeen magazine, and we’ve funny gal Lauren Servideo joining us for laughs along the way. Go back to a better time of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica, some faux pas embarrassing moments, weirdly accurate predictions for 2020 from the Y2K-era and the awful years that were being a teen! IN THIS EPISODE This Mon...
May 04, 2020•56 min
EPISODE 54: SEVENTEEN JULY 1995
We're throwing back... all the way back to the time of Windows '95 with the July 1995 issue of Seventeen featuring Aerosmith-video babe and Clueless star, Alicia Silverstone. Joining us for this journey is Amanda Connell, host of You Don't Know What It's Like podcast. Come chase waterfalls with us as we chat summer job traumas, when to dump a shitty boyfriend and find out if we're snobs! JOIN OUR PATREON FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER - GIRLY_MAGS See Privacy Policy at htt...
Mar 19, 2020•1 hr 17 min
EPISODE 53: PATREON CLIP EPISODE
One of our illustrious hosts had to take a trip down to the world's biggest little city, so we couldn't record this week. But Girly Mags won't let you down! We have a clip episode made up of unheard segments from some of your favourite episodes! Get ready for some funeral mishaps, Gavin Rossdale's sensuous mouth, mysterious hairs, occult powers, and all the embarassing moments and body freak-outs that you expect from Girly Mags. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Priv...
Feb 28, 2020•52 min
EPISODE 52: TEEN JANUARY 2000
Grab your emergency banana liqueur, set your AIM account to permanently away and head down to the bunker with us ‘cause you’re coming with Girly Mags back to Y2K through the January 2000 issue of Teen Magazine. Joining us on this apocalyptic journey is Falen Johnson - co-host of CBC’s Secret Life of Canada. Get ready for year one of the Willenium. Fight your ex, hide your chickens. IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History - January 2000 Why Me? Humiliation Hot Sheet - Saxophones, Feels on Wheels and ...
Feb 14, 2020•1 hr 7 min
EPISODE 51: YM OCTOBER 1997
NEW YEAR, SAME US! After a lil break, the Girly Mags gang is BACK... all the way back to the October 1997 issue of YM. This episode features funny gal @jensakato and is packed with supremo Say Anything moments, including MIA tampons and the trauma of hearing the parentals bang! Join us as we take a dump on diet culture and flex our mental muscles with the Are You a Bimbo? quiz! INSTAGRAM - GIRLY.MAGS TWITTER/PATREON - GIRLYMAGS CHECK OUT OUR PLAYLISTS ON SPOTIFY! See Privacy Policy at https://ar...
Jan 30, 2020•1 hr 19 min
EPISODE 50: SEVENTEEN NOVEMBER 2001
The airports are running again, but we have to take off our shoes as we fly back to November 2001 with our special guest Briana Templeton of sketch comedy duo The Templeton Philharmonic (@templetonphil) and co-host of None of Our Business podcast. We make sure the seatbelt sign is off before heading right for the toilet to check out what strange things our bodies are doing now. Come along for a turbulent ride! IN THIS ISSUE This Month in History – November 2001 Traumarama! – Splish Splash Body &...
Dec 05, 2019•1 hr 20 min
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