HEY! Seasons over! Due to unforseeeeen circumstances. Don’t worry, we will still have our annual Halloween party! And we will be back next season! Here is a collection of the BEST interviews of 2020-2021 Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations...
Sep 03, 2021•1 hr 44 min
What’s the worst that could happen if you and your friends played the “forbidden game”? Or what if you found out you could talk to the dead from the future? Would you heed the warning signs, or would you cry like a little baby every night? You baby. This week’s Stories: “Black Magic” By praisethe_emotrinity Read by Brackett of Kreatures n Kreeps https://instagram.com/kreatures_n_kreeps?utm_medium=copy_link “I’ve had the same dream for 26 years” By Allan Loe Read by The Moors Musical guest: The M...
Jun 25, 2021•25 min
This week, the gang f**ks off to the woods to worship Satan! Come gather round the camp fire, as we nonchalantly start back in to season 6.66 with no explanation of where we’ve been the last two months. This week’s Stories: “Journey into the woods” By Trev Wavy Read by Mark Tyler Hicks of Mark and a movie! https://instagram.com/mark_and_a_movie?utm_medium=copy_link True ghost stories Told by the band Mephiskapheles Musical guest: Mephiskapheles “Let them Come” https://open.spotify.com/track/1hLV...
Jun 11, 2021•31 min
What is life, if not one big psychedelic dream during a root canal? This week, the team fights the dangerous jungles of the Colombian Gator man, tackles the treacherous task of taming a Transylvanian, and tries to sell some tee shirts! This weeks stories: "El Hombre Caiman" A TRUE STORY! Told by Mother-In-Law of Happy Horror @monicagarca62 "The Devil is in The Details" Written by Thaddeus Yeung Read by Davey Calabrese Musical Guest :@calabrese666 "Hallucinatory Void" @theclassywrecks on the intr...
Apr 02, 2021•31 min
What’s the big deal with punctuation? Well, this week we find out just how important a period can actually be, and we get to hear Boris die again! How many times is that now? Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations...
Mar 26, 2021•14 min
THIS WEEK! The creepy cronies get a visit from animal welfare! Boris gets names wrong! Eeris gets mad! Garth gets tacos! It’s a wild time! This week’s Stories: “Old Seal-Eyes ” Written by Rylee Nickel Read by Andrew “Gimetzco”Bargeron Old Seal-Eyes - Creepypasta “Necromancy for Beginners” Written by Katrina Slater Read by Riggz Miller of The Whiskey Bats https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/fdyaef/necromancy_for_beginners/ Musical guest: The Whiskey Bats “Attack of the Bleeding Brain” h...
Mar 19, 2021•34 min
Have you ever been harassed by a haunted hand? Or have been so scared by specters at your workplace that you wrote an incoherent creepypasta about it? Well these people did, and now you’re gonna hear about it. Welcome back to Crappypasta Crorner, we missed you too. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts on the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/h...
Mar 12, 2021•10 min
It’s season six! The spooky gang is back, and ready to scare you and your friends with all news chilling tales of terror! Boris gets a temporary replacement! Garth gets a pet! Eeris gets implants! It’s gonna be a horror hoot!!! This week’s Stories: “Clairvoyant ” Written by Christian Wallace Read by Kato the medium https://instagram.com/katothemedium?igshid=1x41a7ccglx2q “Piper” Written by Katrina Slater Read by Gorrissey and Aidean the Fiend of The Mismiths https://instagram.com/themismiths?igs...
Mar 05, 2021•33 min
It’s AXEmas again! Here’s our annual salute to the season of giving! TAKE IT! ”An Unexpected Magi” by Sean “TFB” Tivenan https://www.creepypasta.com/an-unexpected-magi/ “Santa’s Other Workshop” by Derek Hawke read by Bobby Bladez of the Inhuman Experience podcast https://www.creepypasta.com/santas-other- workshop/ “‘T’was the Fright Before Christmas “ by xxdenzl https://creepypasta.fandom.com/wiki/T%27was_the_Fright_before_Christmas Musica Guest: Backyard Superheroes with the song “Coal in my St...
Dec 27, 2020•34 min
Hey! It’s the titular “Hand” of the ForthHand! Brent came to read us a story, and Eeris brought the popcorn! I wouldn’t eat it if I were you. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/donations...
Dec 11, 2020•11 min
As we continue with our break from the break and prepare for our transition into a new season, we’d like to do our best to keep you mildly entertained. Come and join us as we read four of the darkest tales from the deepest hole in Reddit, and make a mockery of those that dare mock the sanctity of the name “Crappypasta”. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app ...
Nov 15, 2020•14 min
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! All the spooky dooky is happening, and we’re throwing a party at it! Come in and see just how thin our veil really is!!! special guests: Idle Bones, Ethan and Jake from Have You Seen This podcast, Kato The Medium, Evelyn’s Casket, Jess-O-Lantern, and Zumbi Holocausto Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – PODCAST NETWORK And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.co...
Oct 30, 2020•35 min
SUPERMARKETS! They have always been the obvious havens for demonic entities, yet we choose to visit them daily. Here is the tale of one man’s horrifying life lesson about what happens when we let our guard down while we purchase our wares. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at —...
Oct 23, 2020•8 min
Is this the end for ol’ season five?! Yes, yes it is. Don’t worry though, season six is just around the corner. And don’t forget about the holiday specials and the Crappypasta Crorner episodes. We aren’t going away, babies! We’re just hibernating. CREEP ON!!! This week’s Stories: “Bagels ” Written by Richard Saxon Read by Clint Cobb of The Halloween Shirt Company https://www.halloweenshirtcompany.com/ “I Bought a Voodoo Doll on Ebay” Written by Blair Daniels Read by The Phantom Cowboys Musical g...
Oct 16, 2020•36 min
What can we all learn from a crappypasta this week? Stay off the internet. That’s it. Listen as we join in one young person’s journey in doing exactly not that. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcasts at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows And the SoundsTooth app - https://apps.apple.com/us/app/soundstooth/id1454573070 Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-old-time-horror-radio-show/don...
Oct 09, 2020•5 min
How did we bring EAP back from the dead? Was it with the technology we got from the Space Gorilla Girl? It’s all fun and games until the human race is enslaved by aliens this week on Happy Horror! This week’s Stories: “Annabelle Lee ” Written by Edgar Allan Poe Read by Unkle Spooky “A strange object fell from space” Written by Christopher Maxim Musical guest: Chesty Malone and the Slice Em Ups With “Gorilla Girl from Outter Space” A Strange Object Fell From Space - Creepypasta https://open.spoti...
Oct 02, 2020•32 min
What is a snood? Nobody knows for sure. Something that sounds like it might attract the Lorax. This week’s Crappypasta does very little to explain. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/a16lzq/numbskull/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/happy-horror-coffee-break-o...
Sep 25, 2020•14 min
Haunted houses are the worst! Unless you become friends with one. Join us this week as we see what will happen when a house that wasn’t becomes a home that shouldn’t, and when a neglectful father becomes a spectral grandfather! Lemons! This week’s Stories: “The House That No One Built” Written by Tobias Wade Read by The Dead Skeleton “Self Portrait of the Dead” Written by Tobias Wade Read by David Phantom of Evelyn’s Casket Musical guest: Evelyn’s Casket With “End For You” The House That No One ...
Sep 18, 2020•41 min•Season 5Ep. 13
Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/home_alone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows --- This episode is sponsored by · ...
Sep 11, 2020•13 min
Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult! This week’s Stories: “The Cave” Written by Archfeared/Ethan I. Read by Evan Hughes “...in the end” Written by Shannon Higdon Read by Peter Graves of Nekromonsters Musical guest: Nekromonsters With “Undead” The Cave | Creepypasta Wiki | Fandom In the End - Creepypasta https://open.spotify.com/track/3xqVznWhgOQGrJlMBoGf4c?si...
Sep 04, 2020•37 min•Season 5Ep. 12
What’s that you say? You’re having the bunny man dreams again? Don’t worry, you’re just crazy! Here’s a story that might help you cope. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/ghvwdn/piano_keys_distantly_ringing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a...
Aug 28, 2020•11 min
Yesterday you said today, so just DO IT! All of your favorite British invaders are back in this week’s action packed adventure! Remember Beatlemania? That was awesome. The Beatles Cartoon Lost Episode | CJayMarch Wiki | Fandom Special thanks to the fellas at Films On Trial podcast. Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to ma...
Aug 14, 2020•20 min
What would you do if a fortune teller told you something horrible was going to happen? What about if you had a little clown hiding in your home? Join us as the gang finds the answers to these questions while tackling life’s most difficult quandary; what to eat for lunch. This week’s Stories: “The Oracle” Written by K Brown Read by Jacob Hatfield “The Clown Statue " Written by honeybunny00 Read by 5¢ Freak Show Musical guest: 5¢ Freak Show “5¢ Freak Show” https://open.spotify.com/track/6FSDNigPiF...
Aug 07, 2020•35 min•Season 5Ep. 10
Funky is back with another great lineup of horror themed music! Settle down and cozy up on this lazy Sunday, and let the Funk-man’s needle rip through these hot tracks for the next hour. https://open.spotify.com/track/40zgXJSgyh6bMGTV0uBU88?si=DED79r5mQi6_gZFrUaYiBQ https://open.spotify.com/track/1UHu4YLD3Jxy3bfluQqR9b?si=Z-O5iaa3SgWbSQ7UguPIIg https://open.spotify.com/track/5Qc5GWceFHb8a6xgFp2ead?si=zhXqAn86SLandY51hTP3BA https://open.spotify.com/track/3t7H2MoNy45x7Jiwb5xgWQ?si= https://open.sp...
Aug 02, 2020•1 hr 6 min
It’s Morphin’ Time! At least that’s what we would say if this was your typical Power Rangers story. This week we take another plunge into the demented and nonsensical world of Crappypasta, with a story that should have never been told. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/hqudcm/power_rangers_crayola_force/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Medi...
Jul 31, 2020•10 min
Ever wonder if there is life beyond our own solar system? What if I told you there is, but they want nothing to do with us. This week our spazzy space cadets take a ride into the deep cosmos, along with Bobby Bladez and Bobby Anthem of The Inhuman Experience Podcast and Cucaracha of the band Igor & Los Lunáticos. Buckle up! This week’s Stories: “The Lost Transmissions of Captain William Brinkman ” Written Maurice Blocker Read by Bobby Anthem “Awaiting Input " Written by Jackson Barnard Read ...
Jul 24, 2020•35 min•Season 5Ep. 9
Hey! What a week, eh? Wind down with a couple of randompastas. Tonight we dive into the one-breath run on sentence world of supernatural home invaders, the wannabe Lovecraftian world of ominous sea goliaths, and Eeris even gets a shot at some Crappypasta spookiness with a sweet dog story. All this, and nothing more! Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsor...
Jul 17, 2020•12 min
Sasquatch! Home invaders! Punk bands! This week we have a whole grab bag of stuff to freak you out. Grab a mug of your favorite ‘ccino and cozy up as we get beyond weird for you on this episode. Guest interview: Dan Martson and Lee Errett or Beyond Terrestrial Podcast This week’s Stories: “The Ballad of One Hand Dan” Written and read by Dan Martson of Beyond Terrestrial Podcast "I Have a Stalker, and it Excites Me" Written by Devin Hoover Read by Dominic Davi of Tsunami Bomb Musical guest: Tsuna...
Jul 10, 2020•36 min•Season 5Ep. 8
Remember two weeks ago, when we left you hanging at the edge of your seat? Yeah, me neither, but apparently we did. Here is the second half of the thrilling adventure in house cleaning that is... Woebegone. Woebegone Happy Horror Hotline: 9189285230 https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcoffeebreak Find More Great Podcast at: ForthHand Media – http://forthhand.com/shows/I --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https:...
Jul 03, 2020•26 min
Sometimes it’s all in your head, as the saying goes. Nobody likes to think of themselves as “crazy”, but if the voices in your head fit, well... Don’t forget to Rate 5 stars and leave a review! Join the patreon for at least $1 a month and be included in upcoming specials, crossovers and contests! This week’s Stories: “The Screaming Man Written by wepd1985 Read by Middagh Goodwin "The Hollow Eyes" Written by Scorch933 Read by Z of Dead at Midnite Musical guest: Dead At Midnite “Curse of You” http...
Jun 26, 2020•38 min•Season 5Ep. 7
