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MarsCorp

Definitely Humandefinitelyhuman.co.uk

MarsCorp is a 12-part scripted sci-fi comedy podcast about Station Supervisor E.L. Hob’s first year at MarsCorp, a terraforming colony established on the red planet in 2070.


MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production.Visit www.DefinitelyHuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. You can follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us on Patreon at www.Patreon.com/DefinitelyHuman.

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Episodes

MarsCorp: Human Capital – E.L Hob

MarsCorp: Human Capital is a monthly MarsCorp spin-off series, made possible thanks to the generous support of our amazing Patrons . MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 24, 201754 minSeason 2Ep. 12

MarsCorp: Human Capital – Kim Page

MarsCorp: Human Capital is a monthly MarsCorp spin-off series, made possible thanks to the generous support of our amazing Patrons . MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 28, 201720 minSeason 2Ep. 11

MarsCorp: Human Capital – Dave Price

MarsCorp: Human Capital is a monthly MarsCorp spin-off series, made possible thanks to the generous support of our amazing Patrons . MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 31, 201720 minSeason 2Ep. 10

MarsCorp: Human Capital – Bonnie Clarke

MarsCorp: Human Capital is a monthly MarsCorp spin-off series, made possible thanks to the generous support of our amazing Patrons . MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 02, 201731 minSeason 2Ep. 9

MarsCorp: Human Capital – Steve Church

MarsCorp: Human Capital is a monthly MarsCorp spin-off series, made possible thanks to the generous support of our amazing Patrons . MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 25, 201720 minSeason 2Ep. 8

MarsCorp: Human Capital – Hayley Barrett

MarsCorp: Human Capital is a monthly MarsCorp spin-off series, made possible thanks to the generous support of our amazing Patrons . MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 23, 201720 minSeason 2Ep. 7

MarsCorp: Human Capital – Jessica Horn

MarsCorp: Human Capital is a monthly MarsCorp spin-off series, made possible thanks to the generous support of our amazing Patrons . MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jun 25, 201717 minSeason 2Ep. 6

MarsCorp: Human Capital – Eduardo

MarsCorp: Human Capital is a monthly MarsCorp spin-off series, made possible thanks to the generous support of our amazing Patrons . MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

May 28, 201725 minSeason 2Ep. 5

MarsCorp: Human Capital – Brian Durant

MarsCorp: Human Capital is a monthly MarsCorp spin-off series, made possible thanks to the generous support of our amazing Patrons . MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Apr 23, 201721 minSeason 2Ep. 4

MarsCorp: Human Capital – Eric Lyon

MarsCorp: Human Capital is a monthly MarsCorp spin-off series, made possible thanks to the generous support of our amazing Patrons . MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 27, 201718 minSeason 2Ep. 3

MarsCorp: Human Capital – Bernard Egg

MarsCorp: Human Capital is a monthly MarsCorp spin-off series, made possible thanks to the generous support of our amazing Patrons . MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 27, 201711 minSeason 2Ep. 2

MarsCorp: Human Capital – Chip Dalling

MarsCorp: Human Capital is a monthly MarsCorp spin-off series, made possible thanks to the generous support of our amazing Patrons . MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 27, 201718 minSeason 2Ep. 1

The Martin Chronicles – Part 6

A 6-part miniseries about base manager Martin Mann’s life before the events of MarsCorp. MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 20, 201710 minSeason 1Ep. 19

The Martin Chronicles – Part 5

A 6-part miniseries about base manager Martin Mann’s life before the events of MarsCorp. MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 13, 20177 minSeason 1Ep. 18

The Martin Chronicles – Part 4

A 6-part miniseries about base manager Martin Mann’s life before the events of MarsCorp. MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 06, 201710 minSeason 1Ep. 17

The Martin Chronicles – Part 3

A 6-part miniseries about base manager Martin Mann’s life before the events of MarsCorp. MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 30, 201712 minSeason 1Ep. 16

The Martin Chronicles – Part 2

A 6-part miniseries about base manager Martin Mann’s life before the events of MarsCorp. MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 23, 20179 minSeason 1Ep. 15

The Martin Chronicles – Part 1

A 6-part miniseries about base manager Martin Mann’s life before the events of MarsCorp. MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 16, 20178 minSeason 1Ep. 14

Season 1. Christmas Special

MarsCorp Christmas Special 2016. MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit http://definitelyhuman.co.uk to see full credits and check out our other shows. Follow us on Twitter @HumanDefinitely for updates, and support us us at https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman for lots of exclusive bonus content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 25, 201614 minSeason 1Ep. 13

Season 1. Part 12 – Resignation / Termination

The mission to terraform Mars is the most ambitious undertaking in the history of humanity, and as such the standards for conduct and professionalism at MarsCorp are extremely high. Employees unable to meet these standards should liaise with management to discuss resignation and repatriation to Earth at the next available opportunity. The importance of the mission means any misconduct or serious deviation from the standards set out in the Manual will be dealt with swiftly and decisively. Employe...

Oct 11, 201650 minSeason 1Ep. 12

Season 1. Part 11 – Rewards & Recognition

For most, involvement with the MarsCorp mission will be reward enough. For others we have a structured ladder of promotion to recognise and reward outstanding contribution to the MarsCorp mission. This ensures continued incentivisation for employees to work to the best of their abilities. Promotions and other rewards will be distributed at the discretion of senior management – all reward decisions are final and are not open to appeal. In the event of receiving unsatisfactory reward and recogniti...

Oct 04, 201651 minSeason 1Ep. 11

Season 1. Part 10 – Personal Development

The MarsCorp mission is at the forefront of human ingenuity, so employees should expect continual challenges and pressure. Resilience and the ability to learn from past successes and failures are essential qualities for all MarsCorp employees. The importance and the nature of the challenges of the terraforming mission require emotional engagement with tasks, which we expect all employees to manage appropriately. In the event of inappropriate emotional management, please contact the base manager....

Sep 27, 201643 minSeason 1Ep. 10

Season 1. Part 9 – Employee Initiative

While the official MarsCorp Manual sets out all the parameters for the successful operation of the colony and progress of the terraforming mission, MarsCorp does encourage employees to use their initiative to, where possible, improve operations by reacting to the unique conditions of Mars and come up with innovations. Innovations must receive approval from the base manager and the Resources department to ensure mission alignment. In the event of innovation failure, please contact the base manage...

Sep 20, 201645 minSeason 1Ep. 9

Season 1. Part 8 – Disciplinary Action

Pre-mission personality screening has ensured almost zero percent chance of conflict between employees – we also remind all workers they have agreed to the MarsCorp morality pledge when embarking on this mission – and computer modelling has determined there is little to no need for security services on MarsCorp. However, one employee shall be assigned the role of security to ensure ’security of possessions’ (eg. key cards). This person is authorised to exercise all reasonable measures to maintai...

Sep 13, 201646 minSeason 1Ep. 8

Season 1. Part 7 – Technical Difficulties

The MarsCorp base is at the cutting edge of extraterrestrial long-term dwelling. The combination of the most advanced AI and robotic systems will allow the colony to thrive as the human capital progresses with the terraforming mission. All systems have undergone rigorous testing, with a less than 0.001% chance of failing to execute primary functions – such as oxygen, light, heating and shielding elements – outlined in the manual. In event of minor or catastrophic failure of computer systems to c...

Sep 06, 201645 minSeason 1Ep. 7

Season 1. Part 6 – Appropriate Working Relationships

MarsCorp supports and encourages close working between MarsCorp employees – but strong relationships require strong boundaries. To ensure a harmonious working environment that will maximise employee output, any and all romantic objectives must be acted on only through the MarsCorp employee co-bonding database, which will ensure minimal confrontation in any relationship and maximal physical and emotional pleasure. In the event of not achieving maximal physical and emotional pleasure, please do no...

Aug 30, 201647 minSeason 1Ep. 6

Season 1. Part 5 – Partnership & Cooperation

The greater MarsCorp family features many units, and in order to achieve success these units must cooperate to establish synergistic partnerships. The most complex of these partnerships is between the main MarsCorp base and the mining outpost, which will extract raw materials from the planet for use in the terraforming mission. Alignment between mining operations and main base operations will be realised as long as the goal of terraforming remains priority and both parties understand each other’...

Aug 23, 201647 minSeason 1Ep. 5

Season 1. Part 4 – Annual Leave

We here at MarsCorp recognise that life isn’t just about work, even when it’s as important as our terraforming mission. ‘Down time’ is also vital, as it allows employees to mingle in an non-work environment, which in turn allows them to perform better in the work environment. To these ends, MarsCorp allocates an appropriate amount of company materials for non-work employee activities. Release of materials will be controlled by the Resources department. In the event of resource scarcity for non-w...

Aug 17, 201649 minSeason 1Ep. 4

Season 1. Part 3 – Team Building

The cornerstone of the MarsCorp terraforming mission is teamwork, so it is essential that department heads work closely and effectively with MarsCorp team members. Managers must ensure instructions are clear and understandable, and from this, synergistic interaction between employees to effectively carry out goal-oriented tasks will follow. Nowhere is this more important than in the terraforming department, due to the presence of volatile, advanced biological agents. In the event of unintended r...

Aug 09, 201645 minSeason 1Ep. 3

Season 1. Part 2 – Health & Safety

A healthy MarsCorp employee is a happy and productive MarsCorp employee. That’s why we make sure our human capital is fed with the finest synthetogenetic meat, with the Meat Master 5000 meat production facility ensuring there is a constant, abundant supply of meaty goodness. Warning: For those working in the meat production facility, DO NOT allow any foreign DNA to enter the system. In the event of contamination, please contact the base manager. MarsCorp is a Definitely Human production. Visit h...

Aug 02, 201647 minSeason 1Ep. 2
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