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Burn Your Passport with Nazeem Hussain

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Travel broadens the mind. Naz disagrees. As a stand-up comedian he spends a lot of his life on the road and for him, travel sucks. Delays, terrible food, strange beds, hotel neighbours ‘getting to know each other’ are just some of the pitfalls that make him want to stay at home. Together with fellow stand-ups from Australia, and elsewhere, he’ll convince you on this ABC Radio Comedy podcast to burn your passport and stay the hell at home.
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Episodes

Waleed Aly, Dane Baptiste, Abroad

Waleed Aly and Dane Baptiste from the UK help Naz bid farewell to season 3 with tales of being overseas.

Aug 08, 201829 minSeason 3Ep. 10

Des Bishop, Nina Oyama, Foreign Language

This week it's all about learning Mandarin, Japanese and Tamil. Because sign language and shouting can only get you so far.

Jul 25, 201831 minSeason 3Ep. 8

Mark Watson, Danielle Walker, Danger

What do you get when you cross gang warfare, dog boarding kennels and riding camels in Morocco? An episode all about danger abroad, that's what!

Jul 18, 201835 minSeason 3Ep. 7

Guy Montgomery, Nikki Britton, Sick

This episode is siiiiick, literally, we've got broken legs, plane seat seizures and emergency dental works. Three good reasons never to travel.

Jul 11, 201833 minSeason 3Ep. 6

Sean Patton, Sophie Willan, Mental Health

This episode is all about mental health, flying grief-inducing long distance, learning to live with your anxiety and joining the Illuminati.

Jul 04, 201835 minSeason 3Ep. 5

Fern Brady, Mark Wilson, Drugs

Hard questions are asked like: How to get to sleep on planes, what really goes on in rock star tour buses and what to do if you're woken up by a sniffer dog.

Jun 27, 201832 minSeason 3Ep. 4

Kyle Kinane, Kat Stewart, Parents

Nothing says 'relax' more than being in a new, confined space in a foreign country with the people who love you no matter what. Right?!

Jun 20, 201833 minSeason 3Ep. 3

Matt Okine, Ari Eldjarn, Air travel

We are back! For the third series! Matt Okine! The perils of Air BNB profiles! Ari Eldjarn! Working on a plane! Travel STILL sucks!

Jun 06, 201832 minSeason 3Ep. 1

Cal Wilson and Dashan

Last ep for now! Austrians called Adolph! Arguments in Polish campsites! By numbers one of the biggest comedians in the world!

Jun 14, 201728 minSeason 2Ep. 10

Sam Pang and Susie Youssef

Sipping garlic coke, starting fights in the UAE and leaving friends behind on European coach trips.

Jun 07, 201735 minSeason 2Ep. 9

Karl Chandler and Casey Donovan

The 2017 winner of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! Why business class sucks! One half of the Little Dum Dum Club! Thailand!

May 31, 201730 minSeason 2Ep. 8

Myf Warhurst and Steve Price

Why right wing shock jock Steve Price slept in a drug dealer’s bed and why Eurovision presenter Myf Warhurst is careful with booze on flights.

May 24, 201725 minSeason 2Ep. 7

Joel Creasy and Rose Matafeo

Joel Creasy recounts the time he was chased out a town and Rose Matafeo chats about the museum of death in Thailand.

May 17, 201728 minSeason 2Ep. 6

Julia Morris and Stuart Goldsmith

The host of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! and the presenter of The Comedians' Comedian podcast tell Naz their bad travel stories.

May 09, 201731 minSeason 2Ep. 5

Phill Jupitus and Alice Fraser

Childhood tellings-off by the Burmese junta, the road of Death in Bolivia, what wrestlers eat when they fly and Isaac Newton’s actual tree all feature in some way in this episode.

Apr 26, 201729 minSeason 2Ep. 3

Bill Nye and Nick Cody

Nick Cody plays the entitled plane passenger and Bill Nye the Science Guy!

Apr 18, 201729 minSeason 2Ep. 2

Dane Swan and DeAnne Smith

iTunes best podcast of 2016 is back with Canadian comedian DeAnne Smith and Collingwood AFL legend Dane Swan.

Apr 11, 201725 minSeason 2Ep. 1

INTRODUCING — Series two of Burn Your Passport

The anti-travel podcast with Nazeem Hussain returns soon with jungle buddies Dane Swan, Casey Donovan, Julia Morris and Steve Price as well as UK stand up legend Phill Jupitus and US science guy Bill Nye.

Apr 04, 20171 min

The Veronicas' tour bus horror

Brisbane music duo The Veronicas relive moonwalking into a bus toilet that locked behind them. US comedian Alex Edelman defends New York and romantic meals at McDonalds. Ivan Aristeguieta sticks the boot into his homeland of Venezuela and former leader Hugo Chavez.

Jun 21, 2016Season 1Ep. 9

The Two Stans

Sami Shah lists 26 million reasons not to visit Pakistan.

May 24, 2016Season 1Ep. 6

Andy Zaltzman and Meshel Laurie

Dodgy passports, haunted hotels, pushy hawkers and possibly the worst restaurant in the entire world.

May 17, 2016Season 1Ep. 5

Too many Americans in America

Meeting white supremacists and why going on holiday to get crucified is not something you do twice.

May 10, 2016Season 1Ep. 4

Space Needles & Schling Le Ding

David O’Doherty from Ireland and Becky Lucas from Brisbane stick the boot into travel, Nazeem’s sense of direction and airport Wi-Fi systems.

Apr 26, 2016Season 1Ep. 2
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