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Tea and Biscuits the Podcast

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Tea & Biscuits is a 3x award nominated podcast that shares news, views, entertainment and everything in between.Hosted by Sherryl Blu and Janice Miss Mad News, expect raw but candid conversation from two Black British ladies that have a lot to say about everything!

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Episodes

But, pub life is the culture! | Tea & biscuits the podcast ep. 119

This episode, we covered some of the hottest stories on everyone’s lips including; the ridiculousness of locking off pubs, bars and restaurants by 10pm in a bid to curb the increase in COVID cases.We spent a bit of time talking about Jaguar Wright and all her revelations.R Kelly came up and we cackled over the story of the 85 year woman that has a 30 odd year old Gambian boyfriend but insists he isn’t in it for the money… WHATEVUUUUURRRRR! All of the above plus more…-----------------------------...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 14 min

Stranger than fiction | Tea & biscuits the podcast ep. 118

This episode, Lala joined us to talk about the Noire Fit Fest which she co-founded, and to help us tuck into some of the hottest topics on everyone’s lips.We spoke about the importance of exercise and fitness as well as the need to have more black faces up front when it comes to health and wellness.We shared our opinion on the Brandy and Monica Verzus battle, laughed at the idea of Joe Budden jerking his dog off, agreed that men with fake hair can work provided it looks decent and groaned over t...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 20 min

Eat ya Okra! | Tea & biscuits the podcast ep. 117

This episode is officially late, LATE but…it’s OK coz it’s still juicy and still relevant (apart from the Brandy and Monica predictions)!We kick off discussing Jordan’s veneerless teeth!We move on to reminisce over Michael Jackson’s death, the fact that tickets to his doomed; This is it concert was never a thing and the realisation that he wore lace fronts.Usain having COVID19 comes up and we question (again), the validity of this coronavirus.The whole Meg & Tory thing is on the table – we w...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 13 min

Sh*t for a Milly! | Tea & biscuits the podcast ep. 116

We're back on Zoom for another round.(Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq8h7NV4doo) This episode, we discuss Nicki's baby daddy, women getting a raw deal when it comes to dating younger guys, that dude that took a dump in the flats in Fulham and Kanye.......We also talk about Meg and Tory!It's a madness!!!!As usual, it’s a whole lot of EVERYTHING!----------------------------------------------------------For your fix of Black British humour and social commentary at its best, hit ...

Jan 25, 202154 min

Don't Write A Book That's Boring! | Tea & Biscuits The Podcast Ep. 115 | (On Zoom)

We're back on Zoom and despite the feistiness of a hay fever attack, we solider through another episode!(Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWgS_HkwNYU&t=3s) Of course we discuss August's interview with Angela Yee and bare in mind, we recorded before the Red Table discussion with Will and Jada, we share our thoughts about that too!We also talk about Tiffany Haddish, Kanye and his Presidential run/bipolar episode and giggle over the fact that Azealia Banks got dicked down by Da...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 8 min

You Don’t Need No Lip Filler! | Tea & Biscuits The Podcast Ep. 114 | (In Lockdown On Zoom)

OMG its episode 114 and we decided to record a lockdown version of the podcast on Zoom.Like, literally, house garms, relaxed vibes….just ‘housey’!!!(Watch on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgqEUQz3WOw&t=38s) We discuss the fall out of George Floyd’s murder, from the uncomfortable conversations through to the confidence of some.We also discuss why white people should never tell a Black person to forget about slavery, why the term BAME has to go or at least, remove the ‘Black’ from t...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 6 min

Be careful how the wind blows... | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 113

We’ve lost track of how many weeks we’ve been locked down but what we do know is, 2020 is officially CANCELLED!Following the highs of the best Vezuz battle yet (Bounty Killer vs Beenie Man), the recent news of the murder of yet another black man at the hands of the police, has definitely brought the mood right back down. #RIPGeorgeFloyd We discuss the above and lots more, plus we ponder over what coming out of lockdown looks like and how mental health will be impacted.---------------------------...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 10 min

5 weeks down... | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 112

It’s week 5 of this lock down ting and we’re back with another episode on Skype *sound the horns*We chat about how people are behaving around the world including in Jamaica, (covers eyes), we talk about the IGTV clashes that are keeping us all entertained, R Kelly’s ex and her announcement, Diddy’s quarantine look and more…----------------------------------------------------------For your fix of Black British humour and social commentary at its best, hit that play button and get involved.If you ...

Jan 25, 202146 min

Rampaging Rona! | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 111

We are on lockdown, just like the rest of the country which means we can’t get to the studio soooooo, we’ve taken it waaaay back and hopped on Skype to record.We share our thoughts on this Corona madness and everything that comes with it!----------------------------------------------------------For your fix of Black British humour and social commentary at its best, hit that play button and get involved.If you enjoy what you hear, please like, share and subscribe.Use the hashtag: #tandbpodcast to...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 11 min

#MeToo #MeThree #MeFour | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 110

We recap on the madness surrounding Pop Smoke’s sudden death and the dodgy reporting courtesy of TMZ.We discuss the celebration of life event dedicated to Kobe and Gigi Bryant.We remember Caroline Flack and unpack some of the rumours and stories around her demise.Love Island, Celebs go Dating and Weinstein are all on the table as well the breaking news around Duffy.We also decide whether hitting 30 changed us and wonder whether dudes like fanny farts!As always, it’s juicy, it’s off key, it’s res...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 23 min

Botox and Ginalism | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 109

We remembered Whitney with a ropey ass rendition of one of her classics.We questioned whether LL Cool J has botox, wondered if the Coronavirus is a conspiracy and decided dirty fingernails should not be allowed to be in the kitchen to cook!We spoke briefly about Love Island, pondered over Philip Schofield’s announcement and compared it to Michael Barrymore’s ‘coming out’ years ago.We were horrified at the fact that Gemma Collins made her assistant smell her ‘vagina fingers, reminisced on Justin ...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 20 min

Clap a bat! | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 108

In this episode we spoke about Kobe Bryant…obviously!Such a tragedy…all round!We discussed the Grammys, the Coronavirus outbreak and eating bats…why?!We covered the Roc Nation Brunch, Thomas Markle and his ridiculousness, Love Island and that piece of shit; Jelani Maraj! As always, it’s juicy, it’s off key, it’s respectful and disrespectful all at the same time…It’s a must listen basically!----------------------------------------------------------For your fix of Black British humour and social c...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 20 min

Gimme cake, no coffee breath! | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 107

In this episode we remember those teachers that thought they were the shit because they got to eat sweets in the classroom and we didn’t plus the highlight of school dinners HAD to be the chocolate cake and chocolate custard – yummmmyyyy!We discuss developing alcohol habits, oversharing on socials (again), Valentine’s Day and whether it’s worth buying into it.The whole Meghan and Harry thing is discussed…of course and we talk about when Stormzy joined Ebro in the morning, the beef with Wiley and...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 17 min

What a year, what a decade! | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 106

In this episode we summarise the year (2019) and the decade!We recap on all the sudden and untimely deaths through to the madness of the Fyre Festival, the whole R Kelly madness running for the whole of 2019, the rise of the beauty blogger and Instagram influencer, losing shows like Jeremy Kyle, the Jimmy Saville expose, Leaving Neverland, Jussie Smollett, Cardi B and much more…As always, it’s juicy, it’s off key, it’s respectful and disrespectful all at the same time…It’s a must listen basicall...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 47 min

No dog doo, I beg! | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 105

This episode, we rinse of TFL, fret over the possibility of dog mess on a public bus, raise an eyebrow or two over the recent terrorist attack and the ‘timing’ of it all, discuss our worse secret Santa gifts, talk about Ian Wright attempting to contain his blackness in the I’m a Celebrity jungle, feel sad about the Christmas loneliness campaign, get into it about Prince Andrew aaaaaand finish up with our thoughts on Ti and his parenting skills.As always, it’s juicy, it’s off key, it’s respectful...

Jan 25, 202149 min

We no likey…! | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 104

This episode, we reaffirm our dislike for leaves, question whether we feel safer in private jets or chartered planes, wonder how Diddy got to 50 so quickly and bleat on about soaps and stuff – the Emmerdale kind.The conversation takes a more serious turn when we discuss smear tests, the necessity of them and why it’s important for women to have them done.Brexit popped up for literally 5 seconds then we moved on to 3 day weekends, the Kevin Hart situation, the madness in Camberwell McDonalds, the...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 22 min

Get Busy! | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 103

This episode, we re-enact Busta Rhymes’ verse on Chris Brown’s look at me now *criiiinge*!We spoke about our dislike for leaves, dog poo on the street, how drunken holidays provide the best jokes, the fact that the Extinction Rebellion have some valid points, Meg and Hazza, Wendy Williams and her star on the Hollywood walk of fame barely anyone chose to report about and then we proceeded to completely butcher a classic Michael Jackson song! We questioned the recent marriage of Nicki Minaj and Ke...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 13 min

Touch me, clean me…NO loincloth! | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep.102

This episode, we spoke about idiots and irrelevant conversations on holiday, crazy plane journeys and all over body massages!It’s Black History Month here in the UK so we talk about the trending hashtag; #shareblackstories.Based on what a lot of these celebrities have taken to doing, we wonder whether having threesomes just to satisfy your man, is a good idea. We also ponder the impact that social media has on everything in our lives including getting a job!Apparently Jay Z has a weave….. *pause...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 15 min

Hyper pigmented BS | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep.101

Its episode 101…imagine?!!!This episode, we spoke about everything from the importance of washing underwear before use through to old girl on the internet looking for young men to satisfy her sexually!We also shared our thoughts on Kevin Hart’s car crash, questioned wa gwaarn for Ashanti, wondered why people hate Beyoncé and flung in another ropey Danny Dyer impression.Oh and cuffing season is on the horizon, so we spoke about that too…amongst some other bits.As always, it’s juicy, it’s off key,...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 26 min

Don't call it a comeback | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 100 ft. Ortis Deley

Lord have mercy, we have reached 100!!!This episode, the legend that is Ortis Deley joined us.We spoke to Ortis about his experiences in the business…the good, the bad and the insane as well as whether he thought reality TV was an ideal route into TV.Ortis also shared his top tips to success in the industry, support from parents and taking responsibility.Amongst other bits, we discussed what we really thought of Enid Blyton as well as whether men check out of relationships emotionally long befor...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 36 min

Keep your mouth clean | Tea & Biscuits the podcast ep. 99 ft. Kaylee Kay | YouTube ep. 4

Ohhh lordy its episode 99 – episode 4 on YouTube!!! Watch on YouTube >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFqYLuDswc0&t=115s This episode we were joined by self-proclaimed Grimologist and all round schaaaaamazing DJ; Kaylee Kay!That top 50 black radio personalities/DJ list was at the top of the agenda…Then we tucked all the way into what’s been happening over the past few weeks - from the Lies about Neverland hashtag through to the chicken shop knife crime campaign – we share our thought...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 47 min

Somewhere in the sea of Tropicana | Tea & biscuits the podcast ep. 98 | YouTube ep. 3

Whoop whoop its episode 98 – episode 3 on YouTube!!!Watch on YouTube NOW >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEtsR6TgLXA&feature=youtu.be This episode there are a lot of ‘schamoning’, ‘hee heeeing’ and ‘owing’ popping off as well as questions on everything from whether Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson actually had sex through to off-key renditions of Misteeq classic songs… M to the I to the S to the T……… (you know the rest)!Oh and of course we tuck into some of the hottest topics on every...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 29 min

Clean it up! | Tea & biscuits the podcast ep. 97 | YouTube ep. 2

Here we go with episode 2…on YouTube! *does cartwheels*Watch on YouTube NOW >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKid_XV-Fwk&t=1477s Expect the usual unfiltered, unapologetic social commentary but now you get to see every…little….thing!It’s crazy!This episode we tuck into some of the hottest topics on everyone’s lips.Including: • Grey sweat pants season is practically over• Puffa jackets in the heat• Summer penis• Crazy ass drug smugglers• Animals lovers and foxes vs cats• Takeaways and ...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 36 min

A billion minutes later | Tea & biscuits the podcast ep. 96 (YouTube ep. 1)

We are back but this time we’re on camera! *run for cover*We take our podcast to another level with some visuals.Watch on YouTube NOW >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvHsJUxkgmgExpect the usual unfiltered, unapologetic social commentary but now you get to see every…little….thing!It’s crazy!This episode we tuck into some of the hottest topics on everyone’s lips.Including: •Express checkout etiquette•Smelly crotches•The racist pensioner in the bookies•Gazza vs Snoop•MJB the Queen •#TheCuc...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 37 min

Nature vs Nurture vs Random vs Fraud | Tea & Biscuits – the podcast ep. 95

Sherryl and Jan tuck into some of the hottest topics on everyone’s lips in their own unique, unfiltered, often rude and biased but highly entertaining way!They kick off ranting about shitty drivers and totally understanding road rage then the move on to discuss the following:• Men babied by their mothers tend to be over the top with things like having flu but on the flip they know how to look after their women!• We should all be having therapy• Are influencers actually making money?• Is faith a ...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 33 min

Dick prints are different in South London! | Tea & Biscuits – the podcast ep. 94

Sherryl and Jan tuck into some of the hottest topics on everyone’s lips in their own unique, unfiltered, often rude and biased but highly entertaining way!They discuss:• Its dick print season• The first official Stephen Lawrence day• Kanye at Coachella• Beyonce vs Arianna and the world• Goodnight BBM• Cheesy slips in the DMs• Grenfell vs Notre Dame….and MUCH more!As always, it’s juicy, its offkey, it’s respectful and disrespectful all at the same time…It’s a must listen basically!---------------...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 36 min

But you black doe! | Tea & Biscuits – the podcast ep. 93

Sherryl and Jan tuck into some of the hottest topics on everyone’s lips in their own unique, unfiltered, often rude and biased but highly entertaining way!They discuss:•The chocolate duckling uproar in Waitrose•Hood antics in the office•Nipsey Hussle•R. Kelly•Posty’s sex tape•Wendy Williams’ life•Gillette and the plus size model fall out•Jaheim the uber driver….and MUCH more!As always, it’s juicy, its offkey, it’s respectful and disrespectful all at the same time…It’s a must listen basically!---...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 22 min

Skank it like Lozza | Tea & Biscuits – the podcast ep. 92

Sherryl and Jan tuck into some of the hottest topics on everyone’s lips in their own unique, unfiltered, often rude and biased but highly entertaining way!They discuss:- Lorraine Kelly skanking the tax system- White grannies getting jiggy in the Gambia- Glossy America- Mel B’s rauchy revelation- Bisexuality and experimentation….plus more!Some of the questions on their lips include:-Is black dick best?-Are more men bi curious than we think?-What’s your favourite crisp?As always, it’s juicy, its o...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 18 min

Crush em heels and chiffon scarves | Tea & Biscuits – the podcast ep. 91

Sherryl and Jan tuck into some of the hottest topics on everyone’s lips in their own unique, unfiltered, often rude and biased but highly entertaining way!-Poundland’s Bonkin’ Bunny-Small guys with big chicks-Leaving Neverland and the credibility of the ‘victims’-Oprah’s audience-A little empathy for R Kelly-Jordyn Woods-Martina Bigg is back!-Mostack and his recent trip to chanel….plus more!As always, it’s juicy, its offkey, it’s respectful and disrespectful all at the same time…It’s a must list...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 38 min

Reality is cheap ft Dane Baptiste | Tea & Biscuits – the podcast ep. 90

Comedian; Dane Baptiste joins Sherryl and Jan after a year or so.Dane shares what he has been up to since his last appearance on Tea and Biscuits including the exciting revelation that his TV show; Sunny D is about to go ‘Hollywood’!The trio discuss why the cultural of ‘celebrity is so fickle, why R kelly probably won’t do jail time, why he’ll probably get finessed by a young ting and why the new Michael Jackson documentary is sabotage!Also all the table;-Billy Porter at the Oscars in a ballgown...

Jan 25, 20211 hr 13 min
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