#146 - “too much stuff dangling”

But that's too much stuff dangling. I'm not gonna do that. It's just sit there. You know what I'm saying? That's a lot of dangling shit going on There's no audience with Mike and Terry You're a what you're a what you're a genius. I'm a genius. Well, okay. I got through calc straight not angled I got through Calc 2 and I got I got I Achieved an A. Oh, so I don't know. What does that make me?

Not a genius. You just got a good, you know, I've got a good word for it But maybe you have a better word excellent with an a a s. I'm an ass an asshole I came up with a new grading system. So a is for a excellent Bees for Could be better Wait, see you better be doesn't start with the sea but better stars with a B Yeah, but it could be better cap. No, if you were to highlight a letter in this sequence could be better. Oh, okay

Yeah, I thought you were talking about like each letter has to start with that. Okay. I got better. I got you See is for Could be better see is for maybe that's what she was for Hey folks, we're back. Oh, I got it. I got it. Okay, so Everybody is for a excellent B is for better than most okay, see is for could be better Ah, and D is for disastrous. What's F? F is for all I was gonna say man. I think you're going I don't know. It's okay everybody tabs on the show

He's I was apparently yeah, but an a any calculus to wait. I guess my final exam grade A 96.5 wow close roundup seven. Yeah, that's right I'm gonna get pretty good man. Maybe you should be the junior. I like how he went with 96.5 No, there's like so at our work they were having like these Like guess how many is inside this jar or whatever? Yeah? Yeah, and I was always when I guessed them I was always like one off each way. That's pretty close though

Yeah, we should spend the entire podcast reviewing backpacks. So I just make a decision the funny thing about it is is that so before we started recording is that Mike I've got Micah a Stream deck a stream doc Tyler the stream doc or should deck or whatever you want to call it For for Christmas and he was all excited about showing me all these buttons and then Tyler is over there He's just like yeah, I'm not fucking amazed at all. He's like I've just I've seen it before

You know what I mean? It's really cool. It's really cool. Don't get me wrong. It's absolutely true See the funny thing about it is you remember when I used to press the reality is now he's The reality is the reality is Life ain't no game. So how many clips do you have totally loaded on there? I just have little snippet phrases How many pages I got lots? How many pages do you get? Is it you get paid to do exactly?

I Also, you know like you can swipe through and have the different what like you have different interfaces on there You can have like there's YouTube There's clips and you know, yeah, okay. That's kind of cooler. Actually good to go. Yeah, I'm good to go

Wait is that from command and conquer? Yeah Good to go and this one is to high-speed low drag high-speed low drag Haha, I hope you're doing that enjoying your day so far Why are you guys doing that enjoying your day so far what kind of tactical rap I just liked it I wanted to clip his I just wanted to clip alright guys, but then he he ended it with hope you're doing well But I had to I had to cut a middle segment. So that's why it sounds forced

I hope you're doing that enjoying your day. I cut out a middle fire Like you just like did you get that clip from the bicycle cross country thing and like get me another 12 gauge Jimmy 101 Jimmy I don't have that clip on Wait, you do have it. I'll play it for you. He does have I don't I just don't have it on give me another 1401 dream dog on on

My little this is the swimming dog the stream dog. Oh, they said this swimming doc. I was like, oh, that's a cool Yeah, I like that one too What if you just search it want you to shut the hell up instead of like trying to find it you're stupid I'm pretty much a genius at this moment in time. Hmm. I Don't know what it is because it the way the way you're talking you didn't label it Jimmy

I think you labeled it. No, just the way this thing searches is an ideal. This is what you got you unleash 1301 I can put it on there pretty quickly. Yeah, it's pretty simple. It's just like you just draw You just drag and drop it watch this Give me a little on this page and I want it to put it on and I just go like this You mean another 1301 Jimmy you can literally just drag it and now I have it How fucking

It's not Terry the idea of having physical buttons and oh like 2024 excited. It's a novel tears What it is what it is like, you know everything's so touchscreen now, that's right. Like I'm going out of I'm leaving 2024 like fuck their rules You know Fuck their rules Fuck their rules wait, that's a Madame Savala Madame Savala this of all of us are all of us are all here you go Where am I goddamn line?

She sounds like she's smoked like a fucking I know If you haven't watched the expense Like this like this he expands that space series it's banging It's the best series ever made on the planet and this is like Tolkien. No, this is better You read this is better. So this is better and here's what you want to do And then this one I fucking hate space Except for it I feel that one except for I should say I fucking love space

I fucking hate do you think Elon Musk? Oh, I had a lot. I have a minute 45 clip It's on here that I wanted to play as an intro to get you all jitty. Oh, let's do it. Let's do it started Yeah, go for it From the expense It's to get you jacked up Would you speak over you're gonna strike? No, no, because you know

Can't really possibly get a start over again. Can we shut up for a minute? No, I need you guys to shut up for a minute 45 Your question before we start this we won't we won't get a strike We'll just get like a region block where it's it'll just say like We don't post to YouTube though, we do This is new information for Michael no, so we used to post to like Google podcasts But they switched it to just YouTube music because YouTube music has everything so they have their podcast inside of it

so we streamed we yeah, so It goes there goes to YouTube music slash podcast, but once it goes there some of our Podcasts will get In close What's some of our podcasts? Why do you do that native American?

episodes First nation We call it a genius, you know, I have a genius We won't get strikes would just get like copyright, which is just like either the person that owns the video can Monetize it and they get the money or they can use their like an ally data But we just won't get monetized in like let's say Russia or Ukraine or something like my favorite countries though I can we all shut the fuck up for a minute 45 minute 45. Okay. Yeah, this is the intro to the show and

Welcome back folks. Here we go episode 146. There's no Audience there's no more people really cool. I don't I don't know you know what you should tell me before I play this Yeah, yeah, what we could do is we could start like a little minute like minute briefer and then have our thing go play a Minute briefer like something that we're gonna cover like like a little brief of like the topics you're gonna come

Well, no, no, like you guys could be more organized something. Oh, yeah, that we say and Then like we play that at the beginning of so like get their attention I mean like every other podcast ever Exactly like what we hear we play a snippet of ours sink something stupid right at the top of the hour Like for the way like the most interesting moment at the very beginning Yeah, yeah, so I'm supposed to cut out the most interesting moment of every single episode put it at the beginning

Say again Terry. No, you leave it in there. You just copy the I know I know copy the funny part on the bottom and then find it in there So so I have we have to like make a note of when we see something funny And then I need to give you that so you can put it the front of all the other context, okay We'll do it this episode. All right sweet And and you tell me when that shit happens. I don't remember and then I'll call spice it up

We'll just I'll just write down. Okay, we'll do it. Yeah, okay. I was fucking ready to shut the fuck up for minute 45 suck a dick Oh, yeah, Bell to Lorda listen up This is your captain and this is your ship This is your moment You may think that you're scared But you're not That isn't fear That's your sharpness That's your power We are Belters nothing in the void is foreign to us The place we go is the place we belong This is no different No one has more right to this no more prepared

In your lot I'll go through the ring call it there own But I'll be open date We are the belt We are strong we are sharp and we don't feel fear Doesn't that get you all jacked the fuck up? It's really funny that you play that clip because I was just reading about actually You know what I just thought about that should be like the ending What's what we used to do? Inspiration we should like inspirational videos that's inspirational video you fucked up the place we go is the place we belong

The funny thing about is is that that's how I feel Tyler. I feel like fuck you world. I own it all I Think about that is that I'm on that book right now. I'm on the third. Oh, yeah You just finished I just they just I've been reading about them just going through the ring and like the aftermath Yeah, this is like when they're at the ring in the third block right when they about to launch through the ring Yeah, what is the ring?

Show just fucking show also. Have you watched it already all of it now you're reading it. Yeah, okay? Well Yeah, so there's six seasons of it and

Then and then there's nine books and then there's nine books. I'm still making it. No, oh Sorry, they stopped it at the sixth season And then left us on a fucking huge board this season was a good still yeah The whole series is really bad ratings or what no Oh, okay, it's just funding no they had three seasons on sci-fi TV and then they cancelled it and everyone was so pissed that they loved it so much

They had a campaign and Amazon bought it gotcha and did three more seasons because the fans like Demanded it and I think Jeff Bezos was like a fan of the show But like there was an amazing immense push to have Amazon or somebody pick it up and do more

Gotcha, they now we're back where we are now. He's gonna need to do the last three seasons They're so fucking good the books are so good dude because you gotta complete it man The ending of the ending six is a huge cliffhanger Okay, let's show let's show him how it gets made so this is a big alien infested asteroid that was they're like weird creatures and yes

Yeah, well not really not not creatures. It's more like zombie like but they just so this is a giant Alien infested asteroid, okay that slammed into Venus Venus slammed into Venus Venuses don't know where it is. I have never learned is it closer to the Sun or farther from the Sun than Earth? Farther closer close. So I just took it to the left of it. You look at second planet

It's mercury than Venus than Earth. Okay, so it flew and smashed into that and then now it's at the one to the left If you look at like the poster Yes Yes, actually no, so then it launches out of Venus after a while and goes and forms the ring So this is the process of forming the ring fun fact The ring got you the and then I'll tell you what the ring is after this supposed to be like something that happened like thousands of years ago

No, no, it's in the future. Okay fun fact All the plants are supposed to align somewhere in January Like they're always like a lining There's always some like Gonna be like every woman. Oh my I like how it's on the space network. Hell, yeah I Like I did that Oh, no, this isn't what I love a mouse This is not showing the forming of the ring it just shows his reaction to seeing it fly to Venus. I Love a mouse. I love this dog. Fuck is that?

So it flight flies out of Venus and then here you go formation of the ring. Oh dude, so here we go It pause it for a second for we have arrived at the dawn of a short hero and our witness to an event Looks like a giant squid. Yeah. Yeah. I was a sweet ring like our fault is it do stuff?

I think it was more like a jellyfish To join me with our brothers and sisters throughout what pretty much what happened is that let it finish first then tell him oh my bad, sir Is it one ring to rule them all Oh It's unstable orbit beyond Uranus It's pretty much like the protomodic oil that took over this plan

So then you go through the ring and you go to a different universe. Oh, and then it's like a portal to different universe Yeah, inside is like a big-ass Sphere ship thinking well, that's the behemoth but no the spheres is like a station space station Yeah, but the behemoth becomes the space station No, the or the the thing is the space the alien space station. Yeah, no

I'm just saying is the space station. No, there's a there's a big ball inside the ring There's a big ball inside that's like like the behemoth becomes the station So that's the ring from our solar system So you go through your ring and then you're in this space and then once you're in there It's kind of like the transit station and then there's a bunch of more rings you can exit out of the universe

And there's that multiverse. No This is not fucking These are not different realities Avengers Sorry, all I know is Marvel and I have to view the entire world through that constant Damn, that's like I'm not a big Marvel fan. I mean, I like it all as well fans I'm a big Star Wars fan. I just finished the revenge of the Sith because I'm going in order with James

You're going what set three order. Oh gotcha. So you watch like You watch the first movie the second movie and then you watch the Clone Wars The like animated series But there's ones that you can just pick and watch because it you don't really need to watch a lot Yeah, it's just tells you the whole plot of how it works And then we just watch three and then we need to watch Rogue one Role one is all the Clone Wars when I was we were just watching a movie and

Tyles got a hard on for Felicity Jones. This is true. Who's the girl in Rogue one? Oh Yeah What is it? I said I said I would kill half the world For Felicity Jones, then what we were watching was about like sterilizing half the world's population I like limit population growth. If you know you can I'd kill half the world for her You know, it's really funny is that no Terry tell us if you it's like if you could flip a switch shit I just say half the world. Oh, I got it

Or and kill half the world to save the entire human race in 50 years. Would you do it? Yes for Felicity Jones, okay, so Just just to talk about Uranus and Venus and stuff like that. It's on January 18th 2005. It's a 2005 we missed it 2025 January 18th 2025 Where do I look the planets a line only six of them

So you lied you said all the planets. Yeah, I thought it was pretty close. It's a lot. Mm-hmm But the big number might get able to see him all If you go no, no, we're gonna be a line behind you like the first one That's my first gonna see Mars and then on February 28th 2025 you'll see a seven which will be Mercury Venus Mars Jupiter Saturn Uranus and Neptune. Why is Uranus always in this? Because you're in this is big

We just leave that out of this. I should soaking wet right now. I can go That's from Deadpool that's Ryan Reynolds No speaking because you're talking about killing people for population sterilization

I was watching a movie you can bring it up. It's called I think it's called knowing with Nichols cage or the knowing one of the two but This is about I was watching this movie and this is about Solar Flares Catastrophic events natural events But if you watch the trailer it it's about this like girls writing numbers about but all the numbers add up to Like major events in history

Gotcha with deaths and then locations are supposed to be this is a movie. It's pretty good A capsule This is a cool movie so that that kid is Nichols cages son And then there's these like these random people It's a list of dates every major global disaster for the last 15 years in perfect sequence The next number on the chamber it's that tomorrow 81 people are going to die Not that many We're stuck It's just really funny how all this heat doesn't die for any of them I I

That was a wild part of the movie because they actually show like people getting hit Don't let him watch the news why won't you tell me what's going on? The numbers are a warning they're warning everyone It's not in any way It's pretty interesting Nick cage movies are always interesting. I think he did really well. You did really well Terry The only moves that I really well really good really well just by themselves just did really well

He just did do really well. It's not a what that's not a saying really well really well The correct thing is he did really good in that movie. He did well in that movie. That's the correct term. You're a mess I'm the genius your bitch I have the genius it's like I'm the captain now. That's what you really need It don't matter if you win by an inch or a month Winning's winning. Are we gonna go to war in Ukraine Biden? Oh, I will never let that happen I agree 100% I

Gonna play the yeah or never again. There you go ready for this I just felt something hot on my leg It was my dick You like that one Terry, that was pretty good What is it? I feel it You think darkness is your ally You adopted the dark I was born in it The funny thing about is I think you're gonna you're gonna take that and you're good like in the next three weeks or so That's gonna be bigger You're gonna I'm gonna buy another one. He's gonna buy a bigger one. That's what's that's what's gonna

Well, you know what I'm gonna have way more clips. There is better. You want it. You want to shout out to our sponsor? Fuck they're all you do a dollar right now. I'll be your sponsor ready shout out to Tyler shout out to shout out to honey use code

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Yeah, it would intersect there. They're only know they only know about the affiliate code because honey is giving it to them. No, no, no Like because they're filling it in from the honey extension. Whoa, so honey's not feeling anybody. No, you can type in someone's affiliate I just do it. It was just oh, oh even when you just Swap it out if you had the honey Oh, that's fucked up. Okay, I was what if I want to give to a creator and then I understood I get it I get it

We're sponsored by Spencher. Please I get it and And Family Farmer I'm sorry, please we're like this close. We got a note Disclose. Yeah, I showed in the postcard. Yeah, we don't have a name yet though. We have we have contact. We don't have a name We don't have a name I That's what we need we need POC point of contact POC like my guy at Ralston. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah I gotta have my guy. Let me Jim. Let me call my guy at Ralston over. I should we need another names? Can we look him up?

Anyways, their name is Ralston families Why'd you just shut the fuck up? I will beat your ass What is Seerick sing? It's a search engine that I run on my server It's a search engine that I run on my own hardware. Yeah, I got I got that the my own part You really got the my own part, but what they would do too is Is it better than like Firefox?

Firefox browser. This is a search engine. It's different. Yes. There's two different things Kids these days, I know but what does Tyler is it gives me results? cumulative results from Google quantum. Go and brave search. Oh, wow So it's basically it gathers and gives you the best result from every single search. So that's right web browser

Firefox is a web browser Google is a search engine. Uh-huh Google Chrome is a web Chrome is a web browser Yeah, that is crazy that you didn't know that But the thing is that I will remember that they would also do like with The major promotions so like with like let's just say they used a ds Tyler likes a d-dash shoes like a d-dash. What does a d-dash stand for? Yeah, what does a d-dash stand for? Do you know? I don't want to say you could say it's okay. I don't know All day I dream about

Sucker it works, too. Yeah, you do sports. It's sports. Is it it's both actually We talked about saying it could be we talked about like four or five When a company is old enough it can be both or they don't have names They just say our fun fact. We don't want to like docks anybody fun fact about this around here senior management is called mom and dad That's hilarious Fun fact is that there was two brothers that made that Audidas they got

They didn't they started hating each other and so the other brother made Puma. Oh, and they're both Nazi companies Audidas is better and they're both Nazi companies. We talked about this. I don't love Puma Actually, I do have a pair of Puma sweatpants and they're comfortable as fuck there you go They were made with Nazis hands They're actually probably like

Something like that so they weren't made by Nazi hands. They were just designed by a Nazi but made in like Cambodia I think I played all my one Maybe I make a lot of them Taiwan my new shoes say Taiwan. Are they Puma's no, they're ideas. Oh, that makes sense Okay, buddy

That's J. B. P. Okay, but careful there Terry. Was that a cough? I Know we do to people who cough what we call in the World Health Organization tactical team We shoot them Jesus Christ and then we watch last night There was a World Health Organization like tactical swatting this going around the world

I think the scariest thing ever you imagine. What movie were you watching in front of you imagine Dan Brown movie If during COVID the World Health Organization had a tactical arm Dude if they did we'd be all be fucking day Like a vaccine dart gun and they just like go around shooting the back Into your arm and you get the shot. They're like they're like some friends are

Right behind his house is like I was hearing someone from my neighbor. He's coughing. That's right. That's right, ma'am. Don't worry

We'll send a swat team just stay on the line for like three seconds. We'll get your location Yeah location acquired and then just like fucking just Down just like a 50 cal just full of like little syringes of the antivirus Jesus crazy I would get a machine gun and I would mount it to my roof And what I would do is in the world of World Health Organization drones came in to inject me with the virus That's how I would I would I would mow them down with my machine I

Fucking hysterical what if they'd like then what if they have like a huge like curse Anthony Fauci And then they had like tanks that like little like grenade like I'm not really sure what's going on right now your worst nightmare that'd be a good like book That'd be a good like a militarized That movie homeland no the trailer for me be homeland. Have you seen it? Oh, I should watch it Have you seen it? No, I'm not we played it. Didn't we we played it. It was actually very inspiring

It's not the show homeland, but the movie. Yes, I watched the boys Yeah, I've watched the new season. I watched like three episodes. Is it good? I couldn't get into it I don't think it's called home because the problem is me is that they got to the point where every other No, I'm sorry homestead. Have you seen this this thing homestead? No, it's about the new movie Civil War No, I've already seen that was that's been out already. It was shit

But it was also cool. I like the premise that's I love that and the guy with the blue red glasses What kind of American? That's right. That's right. That's right. Are you a patriot? Yeah, wait what? No, but have you seen the show for this? This is like what you're talking about where you have a gun on your house and watch this. Yeah, I I'm playing something that leads in your conversation. No, please go. I'm gonna pause it and you know why cuz it hasn't even started yet

That's fine. That's why I've asked I Honestly, what do you think Terry? We want to know right now the entertainment the entertainment section sector of America Sucks cock because it's woke. No because it they can't make anything good anymore This is true because all the premises of a movie is like well because they run out of ideas. Oh Do the best? Oh This is the best character. Oh This is American exceptions and right here this young man I'm kind of misunderstanding here. What?

Well, you're American, okay Okay, what kind of America? He's like fuck Hey, dude that part where he goes, you know, that's probably Escobar. No, it's not I mean yeah, it is shut the fuck up first thing Yeah Okay So fucking that's from Civil War. I know and now we're gonna watch the homestead Yeah, he didn't theaters. I saw but anyways, no, what I'm saying is that they can't figure out a

Good movie to come out with because I thought it was good. I love Like the final scene when they're like like busting into the White House, you know I know I'm gonna say something. I thought the whole movie was great It was better than I thought I just didn't like the reporter perspective. I would have rather just be a civil I thought it was cool how they were going around. It's unique. Yeah for sure, but I just I want a civil war movie

I like the print. I kind of think the premise is so interesting. I wanted more militarized like No, no, no, I understand that but I like the premise so much of that movie and that plotline Yeah, I was gonna love anything they did so that there's my bias. Can we watch the home set trailer now? Of course you can America's just been attacked America I love that line so much

Isn't that a George Bush one no, that's a fucking America's been attacked. Yeah, probably look up George Bush America I had to play it No, no, no All right, all right is now what they whisper to in the Secret Service agent in that famous clip America's under attack What I What is it too cringy for you No, he's on the radio and it's a fucking barn in the middle I know where on the radio It's a barn in the middle of nowhere he just like left a fire on and

But if you you just don't go if your house burns out gets America's been attacked We need to do something about it like your house just burnt down brother That's the story of how it began that's the barn I saw this I Predict it a bomb will never be the same What did the kid predicting your fucking movie all kinds of shit so fuck you actually technically it was already predicted by a

Previous kid that's why I said a kid in the past. Yeah, but this is oh damn that lady just took a left hook. Yeah, he has a place for us to go

There's always a guy in the woods. There's got a compound check it out Yeah, there's always a guy in the woods and the guy that's in the compound wants to be the hugest dictator ever Your guys have to learn how to farm We grow our food we raise our animals you handle yourself with a gun This might be a love interest location and then invade swatch everyone's gonna one in and I mean everyone My family's out here, and we're starving to death I wish we could help but we can you can't I'm so sorry

Pause it Chain you could definitely just crawl underneath that even though there's a little bar bar bar bar Oh, right No, but you're gonna get sniped by their guys. They got watchdogs. They got guys with guns They get the guy the guy right there. No, but those guys like on the rooftops Okay, I just when I see that just like you just put a little bit bar wire Our kids need us to be strong please People are gonna die at this game. Oh No, they're trespassers the hills

They're stealing your grain they've cut off your solar power. We need a world where people help strangers not shoot at them Sometimes we think we're doing the right thing and then it all goes wrong Maybe the more people you have the more you can farm the land More hands mean less work You think that the rules aren't for you Is this an arc or is this a fortress? I know you'd fuck with that heavy Tyler. Uh wait, this is I know that I knew that Terry was gonna shit on it

I knew that you're gonna be excited. You've seen I want him produced by the Obama's I I would say I would give this movie a shot to watch but the premises is always gonna be the same Yeah, of course, okay, man, so what and it looks cool. Yeah, that's all a movie is really does it look cool? John Wick was a phenomenal movie. Why why was it why why did it look cool? No talking Did it just a lot of action? That's what this is the whole thing. It looks cool. Okay. How are you like that?

I Don't know Obama Obama movie look up movie produced by Obama it was on it's on Netflix or that look up movie Don't look up or some shit leave the world behind that's it you can look at the trailer Barack Obama produced you act your music department. That's what it says Leave the world behind It's also about like My heart shall Ali. He's a banging actor. I also has what's his name? I've never seen this

I'm not old sort of scenario and Hawking Julia Roberts. He's been Hawking. That's Ethan. Oh, yeah, my bad There's a Hawking at the end of that one. It's Hawke. It's just Hawke. You're right What was that when this came out a year ago People were really like scared. They're like this is sketchy that the Obamas are producing this, you know Obamas are producing anything that Obama was like predicting something. It's really funny that the Obama is Paris for something on IMDb

He's a producer actor in music department. He's a music department That's what it says on on IMDb like the president like the president of Barack Obama is a producer Producer actor music department He's a voice for our planet those and that's why I say that music department No actor. He's a voice actor for our planet. Well, where's where's on there where it says president? Former that's not like a separate you're not gonna have that in your like she'll be his credentials I would

This would say otherwise. Yeah, this movie is about a end of the world shit. Yeah. Yeah, I don't remember I think like a new kids in city you watch it. Yeah It's kind of like a thriller online this morning and I rented us beautiful house out by the beach I figured if I made the reservation and packed our bags, it would eliminate most of the reasons to say no If that's my wife I'm gonna be like I Don't know what I'd like

She just told you what to do. No, she said I already like that pack the bag in the trip and we're gonna get I'd be like and you're still in bed I'd be like bitch I'm The Wi-Fi is working Oh a stranger knocking on your door I So sorry to bother you and this is our house Pause it. What? Why would you why would you knock on the door and then wait with your back to the door? Why would anybody ever do that and then slowly slowly turn around?

That's very intentional. Do you know what I mean? It's very intentional. I did not appreciate that behavior Of course it's a way all I can pause it. It's based off though But it's best selling now that selling novel New York Times best-selling novel. Maybe that's what it was It was just his book that he wrote you want to stay here, but we're staying here We need to get them out of here. I Don't like it. So they're going so they start killing them

It's a bad thing. I think everything's gonna be okay. Oh I saw the trailer for this I remember the ship coming Is happening and I don't trust them Everything I know I have told you He's got a gun. I would do anything to protect my family what you do is your business Tesla Wait That's right. That's right I wonder how many they use Kevin bacon you been picking up. Yo, what's going on out there?

Yeah, this makes me really bad The movie is a whole different vibe Pause it This is the end that shit out suck dude that song does not represent this movie I like that song is kind of vibey that song does not at all. I like that song tell you what that song is not listen listen listen

It's a banger. It is but it just doesn't come on now I went online this morning and I rented us beautiful flowers I figured if I made the reservation and packed our bags, it would eliminate most of the reasons to say Look at his face. Look at that if she if if my if my like if that happened to me Where my wife was just like I booked everything and packed everything and be like Have fun. Let's go No, I just be like all right. Have fun. I'll see you when you get back

I'll be in bed. I'll see you later. And when you come back Here you go. In bed. There's a different trailer. There's something wrong with the tv. It's all messed up Better is better means It could be over in a couple of hours. Oh, you know something I'm sure this would turn out to be a big nothing We'll look back on this one day and laugh Guarantee you I think that should have been a toy If it gets What what what does that mean? Haven't you been picking up on what's going on out there?

I don't want to panic over nothing. It's really funny. They don't use live animals in the room We're in this to get in the middle of which is cool. There is no going back to normal Get in the car! I was pulling the strings. What's us the finish? The voice of reason there. We're gonna be okay. Stop! I was in training then!

That was a better trailer. Yes, the whole thing is like one Mindful it's like a trip like you just go it's like you want it you want to swear a trip to nowhere because it never you don't feel You get to the end the trip to nowhere and you feel like oh like like the tension was building the entire time But you never finish you okay. You want to you want to see something that would do the same thing to you the whole time

Show them the f1 trailer. It's all suspense and there's no conclusion. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah watch that watch this I bet you can get the whole movie in this trailer Oh, I hear this is coming up. Yeah. Yeah apple. Yeah next year. Well, it's going out in theaters first Is it not gonna be good? Yeah. Yeah play it. I can't it's on the formula one channel. Oh, yeah No, it's not watch formula. No go the one down shut up

This longer though, okay. Tell me the premise of this movie really fast um, there are two race car drivers and Fight for the trophy and one of them wins Damn, dude. Does it love interest? One okay. Was that good? Yeah. Now watch the trailer Okay, it's like Verstappen versus somebody else Ferrari Mercedes Aston Now Maclaire is just real life cars Yeah, all real life cars no fake cars. Yeah all right and our shot battling it turns We need to build our car for combat

Love interest how am I supposed to make that safe? Who said anything about safe? Oh, he's gonna take a risk Oh Got mad We will we will rock you I don't think we have not played this a single episode for like the past three episodes. That trailer you played at this. Yeah. Haven't we played it so many times? You got the premise. Thank you. I think it's going to be like the new top gun or something. No, this is like this is like they're saying this is the most expensive movie ever made. Really?

Yes. Really? Yeah. It's the most expensive cars. Yeah. Because they're just going to so many races and having so many I think intervals where they're like stopping the events to like get shots. Maybe. Well, the name that's an expensive name to put in the movie F1. Like how many people do they have to pay to use that name? Formula one probably paid probably paid money for them to make this film. Oh, really? You think so? Oh, here's such good publicity for them.

The list of the most expensive films. Here we go. A good movie. I think I'll be cool to look. I think I'll look cool. I take what you just said there. I basically told that tear. I was like, I bet it'll be fucking really, really cool. Yeah. Cinematic and we both agreed that the plot would be subpar and then Terry explained exactly what the plot was going to be like. And I was like, yeah, you're probably right.

I retract my statement about the most expensive movie, but the most expensive movie I'll give you the top five. Can I guess one? You can guess. No. Yeah, you can guess five. Yeah, go ahead. The most expensive movies to make the most the cost of making the movie. Top Gun 2. Mission Impossible. The last one. Titanic. No, Titanic made the most money. Made the most money. We're not talking about making the most money. I know the most. I assume they kind of let it go together. Two Star Wars movies.

I thought it kind of makes sense. So it's Pirates of the Caribbean and the Strangers Tides, which is number five, which they cost about 30, $380 million. Fast X through fast X. X. 380 million Star Wars, the Rise of Skywalker, 416 million. Holy shit. Jurassic World, the Fallen Kingdom, 432 million. And Star Wars, the Force Awakens, 447 million. That's number one. That's number one. Star Wars, the Force Awakens. Mission Impossible, Dead, Reckoning, Part One. Yeah. I heard it was expensive.

291 million. Pretty expensive. Thank you. Yes. A solo. Solo, a Star Wars story, 271 million. I've probably seen Solo. Infinity War was 325 million. It's all with Amelia Clark as the love interest. Game of Thrones, Daenerys. I haven't seen Daenerys. Oh, I have seen Game of Thrones. Daenerys. Daenerys. Daenerys. I kill half the world for her. Battleships was on there. Jesus. No way. Yeah. That was just shitty animation. I liked battleships. I did too. Battleship was on there for 209 million.

Let's see. Is there anything else? They were flying. Rogue One was on there for 232 million. That was like boat battles. Were they flying? I don't think so. Battleship is a playoff. It was like the aliens came and they shot at them with battleships. No. Battleship was a playoff of battleship the game. Yeah. And there was aliens who came and the battleships would kill them in Hawaii or some ship. Yeah. It's not like that. Glidea, your two is on there.

Maybe the alien ship was flying and then the battleship shot at the aliens. It was. And then it landed in the water, the alien ship. Yeah. There wasn't a lot of planes or anything. It was mainly like... Here we go. Do you have to go pee? No, no, no. These are the most expensive films adjusted for inflation. Probably the same ones. No. Actually, yeah, the top... Yes. At least top five percent to one person. The age of Ultron was normal, I guess when it came out, was 365 million.

Now thanks to Joe Biden. What is the price? Thanks to the world and an economy and whoever you want to... Okay. All right. You know what? $469 million. Nice. Force Awakened was $447 million. Now it's $575 million. That's inflation from today to now. Same price. That's not true. That's not true. That's what it says. It's a lie. No. These people that are on Wikipedia are fucking geniuses. Wikipedia is. They're geniuses because anybody can edit it. They're fucking geniuses.

That's an illusion that anybody can edit it. Can I edit it? Yeah. I didn't think so. You can. You can go ahead and edit it. But it's not going to show up in the video. Yeah, it will. But they're going to change it back really quickly. That's why I mean it's not really people editing it. Yeah, watch and troll. See how it says read? Edit. And then you can go and edit. You can just go down here and just edit anything.

And then if somebody can recheck that, like if you edit it and then immediately Mike goes and looks at that same page. Like I can write like big booties and then someone would be like. There's got to be more moderation in that. I've never seen anything like that. I've had that kind of shit. Right now? No, motherfuckers. You want to go to the bathroom for that? I'm not sure yet. I like how the rock in here is shedding as well. It is, but not as much because I don't have it on as much.

Is that what happens as the light? That's my understanding. I have to shit really bad. You could pause it and come back. No. Can we get a snack? Let's take a break. We're getting a snack folks. We are back. Stand by. Bye. Hey folks. I'm going to go. Oh, you know, it's your. It wants your opinion. Yeah. Okay. All right. And then start from recommendations. I don't have any recommendations, my friend. Mike is the more backpack phenom than I am. All right. I know that.

So first clients looks exactly like what Mike has to give you. I'm just trying to give people a perspective of what I said earlier. You already know what I said. All right. Next page. A human being. All right. Cool. I mean, I like the shape, the egg shape. It kind of looks like an egg shape, I would say. Next. Why did you zoom in on his ass? Weirdo. You're trying to tell us something, Mike? I like the design of the diamonds. Like a crisscross. Kind of like a diamond. Yeah. That's the material.

It looks like a Louis Vuitton. That's what you're trying to get. All right. Louis Vuitton bag. What was this thing called? Alpaca? It's not the... Okay. All right. Do you get a free iPad with it, too? Or is it just saying you can stick your iPad there? It's like when you look at pictures of houses on Zillow, where you're going to buy one and they have furniture in them and then you know what happens when you buy it. What's that? There's no furniture. Yeah, you're right. All right.

Cool. Cool. That's a good analogy. I like that. That's another Mac. So what he's saying is that if you don't have a MacBook or an iPad or any Apple accessories, you cannot stick it in that bag. So that's what he's saying. That's what I'm getting at. Thank you. This has been very helpful. Yeah. Okay. Continue. Oh, I like the sling part. That's cool. It has that same material inside the same...

If I get it, I'm taking that magnetic keychain thing and it's going to be my keychain because right now I don't have a keychain. Wait. Is that a part of it? It's a magnetic... Yeah, it snaps on. It's a magnet. Yeah. That's pretty cool. Do you get that too? No. Wait, what does it mean by pole? Does it mean it can just come off? Yes. Or is it so it's just hooked on? Yes. Wait, hold on here. I don't think you can take that off, sir. Okay. Where does it say you can? That seems like it's just a tech.

It just snaps right off. It's a magnet. A very strong magnet. It's a key loop chain. A key loop chain. What do they call it? A key ring? No. Keykeeper. Key leash. Yeah, you're right. Wait, does yours have the honeycomb inside of it too? All right, so the design of yours is way cooler than Mike's at the moment in time. Thank you. Just the design. It's still the same fucking concept. All right, keep going. Oh, yep. I see a hand and someone putting something in the slit. That's cool. Oh, yep.

I'm going to go ahead and put it in the clamp shell. Let's do it. I do like the clips on the inside, but I feel like that would, wouldn't that defeat a purpose of like storage? Your single purpose right now. But that's too much stuff dangling. I'm not going to do that. It's just going to sit there. You know what I'm saying? That's a lot of dangling shit going on. I'm kind of wait, hey, this dude, this dude doesn't have a, what do you call those headphones from? Beats?

No, no, no. No, the Apple headphones. Max. That's what they call Apple Max. iPod, AirPod Max. Yeah, he doesn't have Max's. Those are not Max's. Those are the new, those are the ones you have the Sonys. Those are not Sonys at all. I don't know. Fuck those are. Don't yours have like the round headband thingy here like this? That's not sure. It doesn't have like the disconnect down here. Okay. I think those might be Max's. You think they're not? They're not.

No, no, those are like some stereotypical like this. Well, you can stick a mouse and a calculator in there, dude. Hey, that's crazy. It's called a pocket operator. A calculator for school. Wait, oh, there's a Nintendo switch in there. Yo, you guys are so dumb. Actually, you see that mouse right there? I have that mouse exact one or a mouse. That's the exact one I have. That's a logitech, uh, MX or and sling three or something. Is the backpack for you? Uh, okay, continue. I hit.

Okay. Does it have a, uh, that's a KK zippers. Yes. What is the material? Internal admin loops. All right. Wait, go up. Go up, go up, go up, go up, go. That's down dumbass. I know. I'm fucking with you. Wait, right there. It says quick access to vertical front pocket with key clip. It's a QE. They're incorrect. Um, to give my perspective, I like the design. I like how like you can use it for a multi-purpose, but it is not for me. Respect it.

Yep. But I do like the, the cool like this little pouch thing. You can have it there, but anybody can have a pouch thing right there. But I like it. I wouldn't do that though. I don't like it, but where does it say like clip or push? Well, they assume you're not totally retarded. They don't know that. Yeah. It says pull. So if you just, oh, I think I understand it. I think it just like, you just, yeah. You just open there and then you can just pull when it comes out. Yeah. All right.

We're learning. All right. Yeah. Solid. Okay. Scroll down. I thought it was going to go up to be honest. Scroll down. So you can get a hub patch for $35. Hub patch? Yeah. So it says hub patch and then you get a pouch. Oh my bad. Does it say patch? Yeah. My mind just went straight to like random shit. I don't like that. Whoa. Is that a bench made right there? It's like a wallet. Is that a bench made? The fuck is that? I don't know what that is. Yeah. I like that concept in your house on the wall.

Yeah, dude. Oh, that's cool. No, that knife. What is that? That's not a brand. What, what, what a material is that Mike? You can't tell from here. All right. G 36 or something. That's a guy. That's a gun. What kind of a coin is that? It's a fucking gun, by the way. It's like a lion. That's probably one of their, that's the lion. That's the lion that eats the alpacas. And so they just give you the coin. They're like, we're going to eat all the alpacas. I wonder if, oh, they have an outlet store.

That's cool. Built to conquer the urban commute. Are you built to conquer the urban commute? That's right. Yeah. I'm urban commuting to TCC and my internship that I start next. They're bows. Oh, you put all the Apple products in there, but you put bows headphones in there. You know, they want diversity in their products. Oh, dude, the tan one is wet. Oh, it's green. The olive green is way fucking cool. That's what I said. That's what I said. Wait, hold on. Show me the olive green color.

If you don't get the olive green color, your piece of shit. I'm giving the block. That's what I said. Your piece of shit. You would get the black one too. I would get the olive green one. No, I said I would get the other one. Because the next color I want is this color, because I think it's sick. Right, but if this was your first primary backpack, what would you do? Today, I'm going to get this color. Because I'm, I'm, I've had too many black and now I'm going to olive green.

Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Can we see the other colors? That's fucking fire, isn't it? If you showed me that first, I would have been like, dude, this is a 10 out of 10. The other ones are different materials. Okay. It's a normal night. Don't like that. That one's kind of cool, but it's not as cool, but it's like a weird, it's like a weird brand. It feels more like a classic backpack material, not as expensive, not as luxury. There's not a lot of branding, which I like to. Yeah, me too.

Minimalistic branding. There's a little logo. I would say, if I had a shoes, should I buy it on the podcast? Yeah, buy it right now. Use my wallet in the other room. I would love to use your, hey, what? That's a great idea. That's a great idea. Can we log into my crypto? All right. You're getting this? Probably. Yeah. Can you go to the yellow green one again? Is it the best one? I feel like it's the best one. The olive green one is the way, like the, the best one. I'm not getting olive green.

I just, it's so sexy. I know, but this picture right here, I've been told that I don't look good in that color. You look good in olive green. I don't look good with all green. I think you would. I think you look sexy, whatever you wear, dog. Fuck the haters. Thanks. What does your heart say? Black. It's like a hundred percent. It's not even a question. Although it's a cool looking color. I would see what I would do is I'd want to get the black and then get like an olive green tech pouch.

Get one of the black. But hear me out. The, the olive green and the orange mix really well. And black and orange is kind of like meh. I think it looks really, but hold on. That's Mike's backpack. Yeah. And that looks dope. It's a brighter orange. That's what I said. It's pretty close. Tyler, this one in O.D. green. Yeah. And then my tech patches are going to be ever good. Tech patches. So they'll go my ever good tech patches and we can get this one in O.D. green. Pretty cool. Pretty cool.

All right. Can I play your videos, Tyler? I think, I think that one's a way. I like it. Do you like it? So like, we're not done. We're not done. I'm going to spend like two hundred and thirty dollars on this. I like it. I would give the, the olive green a ten and a ten. Right. That's very personal. Like a, like a six out of ten. That's a big drop. That's a small number. Just because that's a big drop. I would, the only reason why is because my boner just an awful acid when you said that.

You know what? How about this? Look at the black again. Go to the black. All right. Go. Yeah. It's like a six point five. Oh my God. That's not a better number. How about this? How about this? You buy it. Here. You buy it, bring it over and I'll inspect it and I'll change my mind. Okay. How about that? Okay. All right. Cool. I'm glad we're on the same page. I'll pack it. I want to be sure though. You know, I want to backpack to last, but it's okay.

Like the, I'm going to get this to my grandchild someday. I'll give you a minute. All right. All right. Hi guys. My name's Danny backpacks and I like today we're going to be taking a Metro backpack pro, which is an interesting addition. I'm a day of tech and every day bags. I recently took a look at the Vertex pouch for my pack on which I was really impressed by but also I'm a very, I'm a very textured person. Back. So the texture is not good. That does look good. You got to be, that's good.

It does not. market. We're jumping into the video if you're new here. Welcome. Backpack back there. Hey, his name is Danny. We love reviewing popular travel. And I like that backpack back there with the clips. Like these types of videos. Yeah, I have that backpack right there. The all Raven run. I have that one. The other and blend into a lot of different environments.

This is definitely something that I'd be comfortable taking into the office, but also using it for traveling, walking around the city or even taking into the outdoors. As far as the materials, the bag feels really solidly built. It's offered. Can you give me like a scrape? The version that I have. For leaders, similar to what people call that with the elements pro backpack, this feels a little bit more compact than other 24 leaders bags. To me, this feels closer to 20, 22 leaders, maybe.

So they're scamming you. You should watch this because he does a good like, yeah, he's scamming you. That outpack is scamming you. He said that it's a 24 liter. Yeah, but they measured it and he's just guessed. He's telling you what it feels like. And oftentimes, it's 24. Your bag don't feel like 24. The weather app says it's 74 degrees outside, but it feels like 33. No, lately, it'll be like 45 degrees feels like 33. It's like, what? No, it doesn't. Yeah, let's see what it says right now.

It says it's 45 degrees outside, but it feels like 38. There are some people will will give you the feels like temperature and that's like a seven degree difference. No, it's not. Fuck you. All right. Watch this video, Tyler, on your own time, not right now. OK, I would say. I like it. Final thoughts. Final thoughts. Terry, final thoughts. Terry, I like it. Yeah, but greens better. OK, but then like what was the other option green? Black, Tyler, black, the other option.

No, I mean like backpacks like back. I cannot. I like I tried the CTB 20. The one that he has. No, I tried it. It's a smaller one with it's a travel bag. Was it ever good? Yes. And I loved it, but it hurt my back. How did it hurt your back? It dug into my lower back. How did it dig in your lower back? Just like I said, it did. Look at that right there. It's so small and then when you pack it out, it's heavy.

And then because of the shape of the back harness, which kind of an arch shape, the pressure is so is it going like and in your lower back. So was it doing this? This is this is your back. This is the frame. OK. Yeah, it was just like this. Yeah, like there's just putting pressure there. Yeah. What the fuck do you have in your backpack? It's putting pressure on it. A laptop. See, look, you can ride motorcycles with this. So it was so the laptop was digging in your back.

No, anytime I put like books in it, anything heavy. Or just anything in general, like when I would pack it out for a day. But I'm confused because when I'm saying is like it was hurting your back because you had more shit inside your backpack. That's what you're supposed to put in a backpack of shit. Yeah, but you tighten that shit up. I did. You did. Yeah, it still takes it. And I found that a lot of people online say the same thing.

I've already had the conversation and I'm letting you have it. Terry, I'm just saying like can we just move on? Because my fjallraven I have like my laptop, which is the thing that is digging in my back. It's hitting my back and I'm like, this is stupid, but I still like suffer through it. Or you look at this brand, Tyler, you know, Raven. It's like Swedish or something. It's Sweden. Sweden is Sweden. They have good chocolates. Oh, I know this brand. All the girls are into it.

It's all the hipsters. They all like that back on the bottom left. Yeah, it's stupid. It's stupid. It's they all like that bag. Well, it's a little very popular. It's a very popular. Just like commuter. Yeah, I didn't you have like a EDC. Now what did you have one of those? No, I don't. I've never had one. I've had the different one. I have a fjallraven. I have another like sling bag from fjallraven. Yeah, they like that one too. All those little ones.

The girls that one on the left, like bottom left. Like, you know, conkin me because you can because you get like because it looks cute, a customized. No, because it looks cute. That's also true. But the one that I have is a scroll. Just go to backpacks. I can't. I don't know. No, no, wait, let's go down. Just go down. That one. That's a good looking bag. It's too big, but it's not the twenty eight leader. It's like the. The lesser one. Raven twenty four. Yes, something like that. Gotcha.

All right, we done with this pretty much. It's a it's a it is sad though, because I love the way the travel bag looks. Have you looked at Koto Paxi? Yes, we did that earlier. I really don't know a lot of backpacks. That much can get a chance for it. Those are cheap and I want a bag that'll like support my laptop, which is massive in my school books. What's right now? I have something equivalent to a chance for how I'm having so much fun. There's a little bit of a you to react to. It's still new.

Wait, wait, how big is your laptop? Seventeen. Dude, why the fuck do you have such a big laptop for? I would have made a different choice of like a go back and tell my fifteen year old self to get a different laptop. Wait, is it what is it? Tyler, what's your laptop? It's a Legion or Lenovo Legion. Oh, do you play games on it or something? I sometimes. OK, OK. So it's OK. It's a pro. It's oh, he's got the P word in it. Twenty twenty one. Does also say gaming. Yes. Oh, is that it?

Pretty much pretty much. OK, how much is a way a lot? It's heavy and big and thick. It's like it's like an alien. Hey, that reminds me of something like alien. What's up? That reminds me of something. What's up? You know what? Do you? OK, so wait, hold on. What are you looking in like? What are you looking for in a backpack? Something that looks really, really cool and it's good for every day for it because I'm going to like school and to work. So you want to look cool and go to school and work?

But do you want to also look practical? Yes, but more cool, but more cool. That's right. Get a kind backpack. No, do not do. What is it? It's no, it's like snowboarding. Don't it's like I'm trying to figure out like that's it. That's there's no pictures, though. I saw it as a matter. I know what it is. OK. Cool. I have it with me if you want to see it. Backpacks. Laptop that don't hurt my back. This is not I should have just Google that. That's what I should have.

Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. You should have just searched it backpacks to have pain relief dog. You can get an offspray. You don't want an offspray. Is it offspray or offspray? A Jansport called it. This these are things you could just get an ever goods and stop being a bitch. I got an ever goods and it hurt. I love the way it looks. I love it. It's great, but it didn't work. It's all right. Sounds like the alpaca one is the half sip is the only weather. Oh, dude, what about Patagonia?

I haven't seen any good Patagonia. My grandmother just texted me. Yeah, what she say you want to hear it? Not on the podcast. Come find me, sunny boy. He wants me to come over for New Year's Eve and invite all my friends. What do you think the chances of that are? Honestly, grandma, what do you think the chances of me inviting my friends over to your house for New Year's are? Oh, dude, what about it? I'm going to make us dinner and play games with us. What's that?

Sunny, I want you to come over and play games with me and invite your friends. I'll bake you cookies and have milk. It's perfect impression. And then what will do at around 11 and 59 is that six o'clock. Oh, but around 11 and 59 p.m. What is that? Like, I was like, I was sited and then we'll shoot up in the near. Actually, what's that? M.K. What's Marquis is Marquis Marquis. What's Marquis Brown? He has a backpack, right? Was it called McPeek or something? I don't know. What's his design?

Peak design. That's what I told him to look at peak design. Peak design. Can we stop? Are we done with the design? I don't want to look at back. One more. One more. It's an important life decision. Yeah, he's about to spend drop three three hundred dollars on the backpack. Yeah, look at peak design. Or Timbuktu. Yeah, Timbuktu. Timbuktu. Timbuktu's a decent brand. If you want style and practical, this might be your boy. What's the size we're going for? We'll go down. 24 liters. Stop, stop, stop.

No, just go down. Please. Please carry on the size. Where's the... Please. Shut the fuck up. There it is. Oh. You're going to get 25. Fuck it. Those are not. Wow, it's just one more liter. Shut up. These are all 20s. Go up. Yeah, those ones. Those are the outdoor bags. You don't want those. There's a more like hiking. It's a 20. Too small. No, this is not it. What about the other one? What's the other brand? I still think you should get the Bell Roy. The 24 for the 24 Bell Roy.

Show me that again. I should shut the fuck up. You should shut the fuck up. Welcome to buying bags with the boys. That's a show title. I ran out of space. Buying bags with the boys. They're popular for a reason. Or this one. What's this one? Mouse. Mouse case. I heard about that. And it's like a day, like an everyday thing. It's that one bottom left. Is that what you're talking about? No, it's the venture ready. I thought there was a better one. You want a 24 or 25? You want this style.

That's a 25 liter. A 26 liter. You might as well just get the other fucking one. You might as well shut the fuck up. Dude, I will slap your titty. This is traveling. Look at that dude. Look how sexy that is. Yeah. Like you can open it up. You can open it up. Yeah. Like you can open it up fully. Where the fuck's the next button for pictures? They put a MacBook in there. You're good. They actually put massive clip. They put Max's in there. Because Max's don't fold. That looks good.

They look like fucking which one? The one he's looking at. It's too small. Or 10 buck two. 10 buck two has some good backpacks. 10 buck two has some good backpacks. 10 buck two has some good backpacks. This is exciting for people. This is exciting for people. This is the one that I would get. This is the one that I would get. Is the venture ready 20 liter for a day bag. Venture. Venture. This one. 20. I think it looks fucking sexy as hell. I think you look so. I'm paying $250 for 20 liters.

I know. You want to carry a 17 inch laptop. This material is sexy too. See. 10 buck two. Look at folds down. Look at this. You can nest all your books in there. This is kind of what you were looking for. Isn't this sick? You can put a tripod and snacks in there. It's kind of what you're looking for. It looks like, doesn't it? I wonder if that's on Amazon. This is the bag I would get if I was going to 20 liter. Go to Amazon. I'd get the CCB 20 and then I'd get this. Those are the two I'd get.

And we're changing topics. Alright folks, back to the main programming. Back to the less of the boring piece. Play some videos. The link to that website. For that backpack. Wait, the backpack I was looking at? I'm just going to send you the link of what it is. Of all of them. I'll message you. I'll send you the link too. Where are you Mr. Tyler? They have this one on Amazon. So I could get it and then return it for free. Okay. I've helped all I can. Tyler, it's up to you.

Make your own decisions. Wait, why won't it let me fucking... Dude, I have your number. The fuck? Alright, clips. What the fuck? I'm going to send you the link. What the fuck? Are you good Terry? Nope, I am not. For some reason I don't... Messages. I want to go home too. Ugh! Little, little, little. I have your number. You do? I know, but I don't know why I won't let me send it over the... Wait, I don't. Say it loud on the air. I don't have your number. You do? I thought I... I did.

Give me a phone that didn't transfer things over properly. Maybe. Oh, you're... You're right there. Hello? Oh, I'm stupid. Fuck. You just don't have to look at the words. Terry, look. Instead of trying to normalize everything, why not try feeling some fucking shame? Okay. I like the cinematic. That's really cool. I like that a lot. Thank you. Alright, I sent it to you. Hello? Hey, it's John Wick. This is Lawyer's... Lawyer's react to John Wick. That's illegal.

Yeah, that's got it. Now you can't do that. That's very illegal. So even though they're doing this quietly, this is still illegal? Yeah, you cannot... You should do this. You still cannot shoot guns in public even if you have a silencer. I forgot about that scene where they just kind of like... It's funny that they're just shooting each other. And there's people everywhere. Nobody knows. A silencer is not that quiet. I mean, it quieses down. It's not a silencer, it's a suppressor.

It's not silencing anything. It's suppressing the volume. Yeah, but there's still a lot of... I've had dozens of cases like that. So Yuri's getting a suit fitted. That is actually legal. Yeah, that's fine. That's illegal. A lot of people think it's a bunch of guys against one. That's okay. Still legal to kill. It's funny that's all they say. That is J-Walking. So you can't do that. That, you can't do that. A little bit less legal. Right. Oh, yeah. He was going to get away with 3-4 in jail.

And now he's looking at a life sentence for that. That's so stupid. That was actually kind of good. They're just fucking saying he leads. You never know. Okay, now do... You just do an order. What? Just an order. From left to right. What the fuck? Is that a mouth? This is my friend. Okay. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? Okay, next one. You and your friends make some interesting videos. Thank you. I was never that one.

Have you ever just decided to put your videos up on like, TikTok or something? No. You should. Yeah, I thought about it sometimes. You should just do it. You can be famous. In like, 2 minutes. You want to be famous, Terry? I don't. This is really funny. Can we see the magic trick? Sure. If I roll this trick up, it won't break. Yes, it will. You believe me? No. Just believe me. Watch. Okay? This better not break.

No. Shit. Shit. Why would I catch it when you just said you threw it up and it wouldn't break? I thought you would know that if Lee would break that. The whole point was for you to catch it so I could say, I was right. You're supposed to catch it. I think I've seen this guy a lot. It's just him. Son, just fucking, just doing this. Grab a broom, dude. There's glass in this. I'm bleeding. Look at my toe. You got up and stepped in, you dumbass. The top is just really bleeding. You're good now.

Oh my god. I'm so sorry, dad. I'm so sorry. This is a bad magic trick. Terrible. Why would you let your son throw up a place that you used that would break? What would you? I don't know. Why is he using a push broom? Basically, you're- The kid is chatting. The kid is chastising him for this. For letting the kid do it. And why the fuck has he not put shoes on yet? And he's using a push broom. Okay, it's not my fault. Does every single Instagram video end with a little sound?

That's kind of a new thing. So when you download it, it does that. It's not on Instagram, it doesn't show that, but when you download it, they add it. Yeah, I don't use that anymore. I just use the link in there to download shit. Yesterday Eminem introduced Kamala Harris, the perfect advocate for women. Oh, God. People shouldn't be afraid to express their opinions. And I don't think anyone- It's gonna cut to him. Just let him play. People shouldn't be afraid to express their opinions.

And I don't think anyone wants an America where people are worried about retribution. I think Vice President Harris supports a future for this country where these freedoms and many others will be protected and upheld. Vice President Harris is a fearless advocate and champion for women and girls. Talk about safety and security. Only do that, let's also always remember the violence against women.

You don't like it, then pill off, every last woman on earth, I'll kill all of it. I still would, you slut. I trust women to make decisions about what is in their best interest. Women will endure almost any abuse. So I tied my arms and legs to the bed, set up the camera, and I'm gonna look to a piece of the tripod. Love me some Eminem. Wasn't that good? Through pizza, it's a tripod. I knew it was gonna happen. His lyrics are not so safe at work. Family friendly? Not safe.

Family friendly, that's illegal. I like the illegal one. That's definitely illegal. Even though some people gang up on you that it's not illegal, it's still illegal. Some people think if it's 5v1 then it's okay. Nope, not okay. That's legal. That's funny. You gotta give us advice for Washington DC since you've been there. Washington DC? I was in there like 2018. How many times have you been there? Just once? He's gonna give us recommendations. Thank you so much for bringing that up.

You know what? You're fucking welcome. Hey, you know what? Guess, shout at me. It's like the caves you can go. We're not going to fucking caves, brother. Look up NASA headquarters. This is an actual NASA headquarters in DC. Really? Yes. Oh, what the fuck? And we're gonna go to it. No. Yeah, you can go in it. You can? It's kind of far. What? What do you talk about is far? We don't have much time. What do you talk about is far? It's by the National Park. What do you expect?

Not to go to NASA headquarters. I know. I'm sending my expectations. Mike, look, it's right here. It's like four blocks. We're over there. Mike, would you do me a favor when you're in DC? No, I just about everything that this guy's ever said. Did you just want to say? This podcast disavows Tyler's comments. Skip back 10 seconds. I meant it. I mean, I mean, I mean, it's so bad.

I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean, I Know we're gonna be walking between this and this we're not walking we're riding Would you go to the United States Holocaust Memorial check it out and let me know if it was real The Holocaust give me the day they uh, yeah, where's the Holocaust? It's right there Right there Title basin Swim to the middle Hitler boom Boom And then you can knock out of Starbucks get a little evening or middle day

Are we gonna go into these buildings or some shit dude might hear me out? This is we're going to this hear me out Michael Michael what hear me out? We we're starting on the opposite side of the national mall. Oh, we're gonna walk over here, too Oh We are right here this is where we're starting the day good point so we can go down there. You know what Terry? That's a great fucking point and then

We're gonna start there. We're going we can go anywhere over there I know you want to see most of stuff on the outside I want to see the air and space museum and I we have to go down to the Lincoln boy. That's fine Lincoln is good. You want to go to the national No, I like this picture with Lincoln actually I changed my mind. I want to picture with Lincoln. I'll selfie it. Yeah Thank you. You want a picture?

I was just just Mike. He wants a selfie of Mike with double thousands of people in there of me and Lincoln. No hard I'm gonna kick him out. It's a really tall statue Terry It's really not that you can get a good perspective on it. Can I kind of angle on it? He's really not that tall. What do you think the number of movies like give me a number where they National treasure like every five seconds Don't overlook This hidden thing Jim

Can you go in this? What NASA headquarters? Yeah. Have you been in there? No, my my Boss said that you can just go in there There's like you can there's like tours and stuff not tours, but there's like a Fuck the water planning your visit to headquarters. Fuck the woman. Look right there. Look there. It's the first woman NASA's promise for humanity You can go you can go inside of women or the why is the future always have to be women? Why are females the future? Why can't I be the future?

I be the future men are the past Joe title No, you know what? It can be both. We're women are the future and then me And so just just everybody else everybody else be darned Just me and all the women. Wait. Look at this. It's not that big It's pretty big. It's not that big. I just took a picture relative to what the funny thing about it is I did this for a purpose

Did you edit every video so no, no, there's just two like a couple. It's not always I took a picture of a couple It's not always that busy it when I went it was busy, but that was during like the spring When it was nice there you go Tuesday through Friday. We're going to be there those days. Yeah So we can go Friday, right? We're going to be there Friday Headquarters. Oh, that's the gift shop. That's pretty cool. We can go to the credit union

You can get your own personal edition of that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Let's go where do I click for information? Blue Orange line and blue line the federal center. Okay, whatever That's just directions though. Oh, yeah, you're right Visit the information center Wait, what does that say? Showcasing a new earth information center on this week That was back in june 2024 That was back in June of 2024 23 I don't think there's a whole lot to do here. Terry. I mean look I'm down to look

I think it has stuff in it. It looks like it does looks like those are the things you could just like exhibits probably just a little exhibits. Yeah The web is in a primary Premier no, aren't we watching this in Florida though? I don't know where that is The web aren't we? Yeah, there's a document that we're going to watch. We can it's the actual headquarters All right We'll go by it because we got to go to we got to go to the the air and space museum

This website has been moved to earth.gov. Why? Because it's the earth Got to protect the earth Everything is about earth one government working for one planet yikes. Oh that scares me that scares the shit out of me The earth information center consolidates data and insights on how earth is changing from across the US federal government Wow Wow, but anyways anyways, I was just saying we can go there. All right. What else Tyler? What else? Museum of the Bible

I've heard that's actually a really good museum. Terry Would recommend I want to not taken What it's like one of the better ones in DC. It's like I don't know it's got some really old stuff Good for kids We're not we're not kids I'm saying if you wanted to be a minor with you, um, if you if you got it you got to choose what you want to go to see like um Like the the national air in uh space museum you want to go there We are going there

Now things really off to the right library. You should go to the library of congress. I'm not gonna have time You should actually you should we should go to the library of congress The reason behind it is because it's one of the biggest libraries in the world I'm down. It's just we have to we have to limit We have to limit You could rent one of those little electric scooters He already planned that nice. He's got them reserved for us. So then you can let all these places, you know, what's that?

We're gonna zip around all these joints. You're good You just get uh, you get the lime and you just get lime. You just pay like ten dollars for 60 minutes Where's the white house the white house? Uh scroll out go left Over here go left The right you should you can see yeah, the Monomoriel. Oh, wow That's our palace. I've been there. I do appreciate that they made it smaller than most palaces Lafayette square yep Uh

Yeah, I've been there Pennsylvania. You can only get to you're going down Like right there here this word right there as the closest you can get yeah The ellipse actually wait can I play baseball here or like frisbee you can't do shit You can't play frisbee there. You can't do anything in there. Can I play frisbee on the grass here? Yeah? Yeah, should I bring one you can we can like dude's gonna be cold shut up Okay, so we're going scooters. So we're gonna go to the space and air thing

We're gonna stop by the NASA boy. We might swing by the bible We're gonna just drop into this and then we'll zip back down to Lincoln. Yeah, and it'll be a little bit If you really want to do it if you will be library congress If you really want to do it, we would go from there's ice cream right there the national air and space museum And then we'll go to the library of congress. Yeah, and then we'll come back

Down here towards the nasa headcars if you want to go see it. Okay, and then um, if you want to stop by the bible We can do that. There's a spy museum right over there too um Yeah, so But most of the stuff you want to do is up towards the national park You can do the national museum of the american indian You mean first nation peoples? Uh, I mean what I said and I said what I mean

It says the american and then the the smithsonians pretty cool. Oh, we went to that one. That was a good one. I should wait I have to poop again. There are a lot of smithsonians But that's the whole thing is like that one right there the national museum of natural history That was the one I went to we passed it, but we didn't go in. I don't it's fucking gigantic. I mean we did. I don't know You give me I'll show you a picture you give me a movie that pops into your head national treasure

Do you like national treasure? Yeah, they were good. It's been a while. I think I watched both of them the cage or two I think there are two There's at least two. There's three two. I don't think there's three usually there's two and then one shit one They made that didn't do well on this tell me tell me one movie that comes to mind I I I I I I I I I I I I I I

I've never seen it. It's fucking good movie I'll watch it and then You can you can visit the white house, but you have to I don't want to like waste a bunch of time standing in front of the white house No, you can you can go into like the east wing of the white house Tell me if Nancy Pelosi's fence is still up. Yeah They're on the capital. Let me know. Yeah We're going to get we're going to march to the capital And peacefully protest But yeah

If you want to do it, we can we can just play about you know, go to a hot dog stand. Is there a hot dog stand on the mall? On the walkway if you go go left Go up on the other side a constitutional ab Like on the other side of that the national uh museum. No fuck go right The national museum of natural history. That's one That's the african that's american history. That's one. Yeah, dog on the other side over here

Other side this one other side. This one. Yep. There's a bunch of this is like a bunch of like uh hot dog stands food trucks Like all the way down Hell yeah, so we stopped there for lunch again So what if we get some woodrow wilson pizza? Oh, this is plaza my bad. Love that Woodrow wilson pizza. I thought it said it said plaza Can we like get a scooter and then like reserve it or someone gonna get on it if we leave it? Uh That usually they're just parked everywhere

Literally, there's like thousands of them, but are they charged? Yeah, how long does the battery last? Like what if you run out of battery? Do you just get another one? Yeah, you have to like stop at a charging station before you There's no charging station. Do you just leave it there? Yeah, how does it get charged? Some some person that works for lime that has a truck that has full of batteries will come

Um, and swap it out and swap it out so they know if there's dead batteries somewhere. They'll just come back and swap it out Smart. Yeah, I like that But then there's only like there is you don't have to like make infrastructure. The only thing is that they have designated Stopping spots where you can leave them zones that you can park in

So yeah, so like the spot is full. You got to go to the next spot No, you just have to put it in that spot But what if the spot you want is full of other lime scooters you just throw it in there? You just literally just throw it in there And then you take a picture of them there and then it's it I want to know like what what are we talking here? That's a fun ride distance. Yeah It's like a mile a couple miles like washington like how much is this?

How much is this? What's the price list to americans? Five minutes. Oh wait, what? It's about a mile That's the national that's the washington monument. You're driving. We're not driving. I know but it says you are that's the time You're getting right now is if you were driving walk 0.7 Yeah, so 15 minute it'll be like a three minute do the little bike thing so like 15 minute walk the bicycle thing do the bicycle thing

Good call. Thank you Yeah, I'm bad at all four minutes. Yeah, so we can zip around on scooters Shout out to you terry you got fucking scooter ideas man the dc war memorial is good I didn't see them in the world war two memorial. Those are all very on the outside Uh in between your two routes right now. They're on the outside In between the two routes in between the two blue routes In between across the Lincoln memorial. That's one of them

That's one and then up to the right. I want to look at this one. That one's good. That one's good I just want you to know this is my problem and then the korean veterans for memorial Fuck you guys top right top right Where this one vietnam? That's left But that one's good too. The korean ones to the left of the dc memorial Just so you guys know when you guys talk shit and when you talk shit you fucking bitch

It's right there. Hey. Hey listen mother fucker. I want to look at the world war two memorial You're looking at a giant screen And mine is small. I can't see it. It's too small Wait, hold on. Let me see your screen. Sorry. So we all knew what was going on right there I'd like the audience to know that we all knew what was going on and michael did not I'm watching I'm reading a much smaller thing if I'm looking here. I can actually see you think it's easy

Would you like me to get your glasses for you from the other room? It's not easy, bitch I bet you I could take my glasses off and I could tell you you could shut the fuck up Can I wear my going now? Wait? You don't want to point into this. I know here mike There's the korean one. That's a really cool one It's gotta be this way. It's just a tad bit. There's the world war two memorial It's in the middle No, shit I said between the two roots. He did

Oh, we can walk it between the lincoln and the monument. Yeah, it's a very impressive. You can't drive on that so And then you can go and look at the 9 11. Oh, shoot. That's Okay Wait, I'm kidding. I can't take a scooter up into here. You can't take a scooter in there Can we do that? I would be just out of the water. Yeah, you can do it on the side of the water or in this path here Yeah, try swimming in the water. I mean how it goes. It's probably gonna be I just look so green

It's because it's full of shit full of algae green in person. It's not it's probably just full of algae. It's a swamp. That's why Uh, that's what I did there Okay, so Joe Biden goes swimming in that every recommend recommend shit like this Tyler that like we can literally just swing in as we're walking You don't have to spend more than two minutes exactly. It's like all this stuff that is on the outside

Is it just like swinging it's like a it's like what he's saying an outdoor thing. It's just a high bike Yeah, you just drive by you just look at it and if you want to stop you just stop Look at it for a little bit. Yeah, you can literally just like you're going world war two memorial then loop down past dc war memorial There's a path past korean war veterans And then just straight up to Lincoln. That's right and then go back around a vietnam veterans memorial Okay, and then home Nice

Well, they have to there's a vietnam women's memorial. Did you walk with women's veterans? No, it says vietnam women's memorial. Oh, that's fake The three service because that's the only one they were only three in the war. They're only three capital bike. Sure Oh, I thought I said the three. Did you take a scooter or did you walk? We walked And we drove and then we walked and we're not taking bicycles. Why those look way better. Why can you not?

Why can't you do that? You can but i'm not taking a bicycle. You don't want to why would the fuck would i pedal man? I'm on vacation. No, it's an e-bike. Yeah, I don't like go for you I'm just gonna take a scooter But an e-bike. Yeah, they're both appealing in their own way. It doesn't matter. You could do whatever the fuck you want It's gonna be outpacing your mic's gonna be going like 25 miles per hour and you're gonna be scootering at like 12

I'm just gonna be a hologas. Yeah, you're like Wait, does that hum or make a noise it has bells Ring ring. It's just constantly ringing. I do that all the time. Yeah, but it's quiet if you don't do it It's got me. I mean you'll someone's gonna hear you because like an electric car. Yeah, but quieter probably because it's smaller Right, I don't know. I don't know who fucking John Paul Jones. You know when the amazon trucks pull up now and they're dead quiet

It's so creepy. Are you talking about the electric vans? Yeah, the new electric vans. Yeah, Poland. It's like It's there Rose isn't here the the funny thing about it is that they can haul ass out of your yard What's art lab? I don't know art lab. Plus. It's not just art lab. It's art lab plus Is it like a college or something? It's probably like an institution. All right guys What's that dog you gotta go? I don't know man. What's wrong with you? You got some fatigue

No laughter in your life. Yeah, I know I need a you want to leave you can leave. I didn't block you in so you're good. Appreciate that You want to bounce? I might What's wrong dog tired you sleep well last night? I've had a few nights of bad sleep. I'm sorry. Yeah, thanks I want to get some like magnesium What's that supposed to do? Thank you sleep. Why that's what it does. Why do you want that? So that I can just take melatonin. That's like a slightly more extreme

Or take a magnesium is like a natural take Gabba. I don't know what that is Gabba? No, Gabba knock your ass out. All right I like Banksy they have like paintings and shit that see I can see it right here. I'm not interested No, I don't want to go here. That's like weird. Yeah I don't know. I don't understand people that are interested in that kind of art Just random random pictures that have no meaning

And then the meaning that is attributed to them is like pointless too. Like this is some native woman in a village Do you have stress? Do you have stress? Yeah, not normally but But recently ashwanda is a good stress. Oh, yeah. Yeah ashwagandha. Yeah. Yeah, that's right. Yeah ashwagandha Very good thing and then you take Gabba you take Gabba with it. There's one. I saw it's an ashwagandha and magnesium together in a pill And people take this for bed. Yeah Gabba is a

Is it like a supplement? It's kind of like melatonin Okay, but You know, this is a grant memorial. That's a good one It does stuff to your For the right receptors and meditated like helps your clear your mind. Yeah and then it um What it does is it in You take it you take one before you go to sleep like an hour Yeah, before your bed improves sleep color reduces sleep latency. Okay. I have some Hmm, if you have insomnia, but if you don't have insomnia and something like I don't have insomnia

But if you like have a hard time to clean your mind before you sleep. Yeah, it's a good thing to take All right, you want to pause while you leave to attack. Yeah, sure. I'm gonna head on my go eat lunch That it just goes It goes. I really don't know how it foams. Someone tell me how it foams All right, Tyler left he had to leave. Yeah, he said he was sick. Now. It's just the bullies

He said he was tired. He needed some magnesium so he can go to sleep and I told him that he should take GABA GABA GABA GABA It's not a drug. It's like a herb or something a herb It's like a Look it up. Just look it up. I mean it'd be easier I love it GAB. Yeah, it's like for sleep It's like for sleep Risks and uses there is a risk. What's the risk?

GABA is a neurotransmitter that blocks impulses between nerve cells in the brain Lower levels of GABA may be linked to anxiety or mood disorder epilepsy or chronic pain researchers expect that GABA may boost Or have a calming relaxing effect on the nervous system People take GABA improve mood relieve anxiety improve sleep help with premenstrual syndrome PMS Treat attention to ADHD Pain relief for discomfort from injuries increased tolerance to exercise lower

Blood pressure burn fat increased the growth of lean at muscle mass But you can get GABA naturally from foods like spinach sweet potatoes broccoli kale fermented foods including TIPA Tempe Tempe and kimchi Oh risks the risk side effects there are not been Enough research on uncover the side effects of GABA but risk overall There isn't enough information to be sure about the safety of GABA for the reason it's best to play it safe

Not use GABA if you are pregnant or breastfeeding usually how it says Uh interactions not know enough for GABA the uh, whatever Okay, they don't know no one knows But it's like a natural occurring thing. It's a natural occurring anything in your body. Okay, or in foods It's in foods. Okay to help better your mood and then ash ashwanda ganda That's a mushroom. It's uh, it's not it's ash ash what ash was an herb a herb. Yeah It's for anxiety as well

Herbal medicine. Okay. It's increased energy and approve Is ashwaganda? Yeah, that's what's called interesting. Uh, it's a It's known as indian weather cherry or indian ginseng. It is a evergreen shrub that's found in india africa parts of the middle east Uh It's pretty much for increasing energy and improving all our health and reduce inflammation pain and anxiety I need to start taking that I do have some I need to start taking it again All right, uh, its benefits are

Normalizing cholesterol levels cortisol cortisol. Sorry Chorazolevils which reduces the stress response Reduces inflammation reduce cancer risk improve memory which I need Improvement memory you need that I need that. Yeah improves, uh immune functions and anti-aging properties. Do you have collagen regularly? I don't have collagen. I've been in the fuck tonic collagen Uh, uh, easy stress and anxiety. Okay, cool. How much did you take? No

I don't want I need to start doing that. I should start taking that again So are we trying to find out what you want to do with the national park?

National park I think what I want to do is I want to kind of like wing it It's fine But with like a rough to like a rough outline and then we can kind of just wing it as we go My two places I want to see this is the only two places must must do must these are my must do okay I want to go to the can you go back Uh, that just changed that was weird as shit and it turned

Oh, you're in 3d mode. I wasn't exit 3d mode All right, can you go back to the The air and space Yeah, and then zoom in a little bit What was it? I want to go there. I want to go to the sponge ball of ice cream trick It's in sun trust What? No, no I really want to go to the national air and space museum and then I really want to go to the national Library of congress library of congress. I want to go there. Okay, so those are the only two things I want to see So we are staying

We're staying by the airport down here. Yep. So we get an uber we uber in into how about we uber in nasa They drop us off right in front of the nasa headquarters. Yeah, but what time is our dang? I think it's a 10. What time is it? Oh? Oh What time is ours 10 I think Nine or 10 I think it's 10. Okay. Well click on that Do they have hours? No, I think it was nine terry can you go back make it easier and do it again Scroll down Scroll down versus today close today

There you go one day through Friday 8 a.m. To 5 p.m. So we could start here if we started early so we could start there like nine Where you going? Yeah, we can start at like nine Yeah, so we can start there at nine and then we can just scooter up They drop us off here and then we just try to go to scooter just scooter up because it's just blocks

And then we can go to our 10 a.m. Here and then go to the library and then we go to the Library of Congress And then we run back the other way and then we just head back the other way and do shit But you want you want it if you want to you want to hit some things uh There's HR the US Department of HR We can go like up and then we can go towards the other side where the national gallery of art is And then just hit those hit back along this way hit that way

Okay, so come up 10 a.m. Is really yeah hit the Library of Congress to like check it out And then come back across this side and then like walk this way. Yeah, or right a scooter It'll be mostly doing scooters because we want to go fast. Oh, no, I know but I just mean like go back I want to go High-speed low drag. That's what we want. You want high-speed low drag? That's what we need High-speed low drag. That's what we need And then bang it all the way down. Yep to this and then you just end up

And then you just end there. Yeah And then no, no, no, we bang it We go down this way after Library of Congress here and we come back on the other side And then we like leave from here and go back to the hotel kind of thing Yeah, then we kind of don't we can just go like like this big-ass loop Yeah, and then like once we get back to around here, we'll have kind of been like National air and space so like when we get to here

Yeah, we'll basically done a loop and then we can kind of think about like what time it is And then we can just get food Randomly throughout the day. Yes, because there's on this other side. Like I said on the street on the street side

Yeah, constitution. Um, there's like a bunch of food trucks over here. Yeah, but you can just get food just zip up here Yeah, you can just yeah cool National Museum of the American Latino There's actually a cool one That one that building the National Museum of African-American history and culture that building looks that building is fucking beautiful. Hold on. Let me do this It's interesting It's like, uh, it's like gold

It's like gold in black. Okay. I just got like layers. Yeah, it's fucking cool Oh, wow I like yeah, like all the buildings have different design features and things. Yeah What the man Oh I should have been in this mode the whole time This is the air in space. No, that's the Smithsonian That's the air in space. Can we get in from this side or is this like there's two sides that you can know there's one side

But only one side the other side under construction. You can't get independent Independence Independence is like the front entrance that could be built already by the time that we go Had they might have an entrance. They might have an entrance there But on the other side bar americano But on the other side there's an entrance I'm not admitting here, but we would only have to have like here's the thing is is that We start at nine and we have until about four

Four three four three. Yeah. Yeah. We want us to make sure So it's gonna be quick Um not quick quick, but like it's gonna be we would have to spend like not very long Like there in space we can spend as much time as you want exactly In I want to go in the library though Because enough to actually like walk around a little bit and like really see it But if you want to yeah like going to the the library of congress if we were there for like 30 45 minutes, I'll be cool with it

Yeah, yeah, and then from dc to Orlando. It's like 6 30 flight. I think it's our 6 30 flight No departs at six So if I want to be at the airport at like 4 30 Um or five five Like between I would say between 4 45 and 5 But the parts at six means like boards 5 20 So 4 30

Yeah, we'd have to be there early. So we leave by 3 30 3 30 3 3 45 something like that, but we still have to ask uh Like when we check out like okay, can we just I think you just pay them like 10 bucks or something like that and then they'll just hold your stuff well If we um, let's just look at that We would have to um That's disappointing. I know we'd have to um Get an uber back

Basically to the hotel. Oh, there's lucky martin Run in grab our bags hop back in the car and have him drop us off the airport Right, that's probably the way to do it Uh, where's our hotel? It was like right here. It's the Hilton no, it's not. It's like a holiday or something. It's up up go north Not true north, but go north Just go north along the road. Are there's your crystal palace. Yeah, keep going

Is it up here? Yeah, it's up there. Oh up here. It's up there somewhere. It is it's bowing. Hey, cool bowing Um, I think it's called the holiday in crystal Why did do that it's farther south we're not staying at the holiday and it's a holiday in That's is that we're staying at. Yeah So we'll come back

Jump out grab the bags hop back in the same car and have him see us by the airport. We would have to If that's not the case then we would have to get another uber Unless we add a stop Cheerio park Excuse me, man, I'm very gassy

But yeah, we can it's very close. Yeah, it's not it's like it just depends on the day too, right? Well, it's gonna be a friday A working day, so I don't think it'll be crazy people are getting off We're gonna be gone at the airport before they get off though Yeah permanently closed What it just said permanently closed for the holiday in see that permanently closed That's not true. Oh, what is that the right one? You know, I thought we were over here more. I thought it was crystal palace

Oh, are we staying at the Hyatt? No, where are we staying at Mikey? I don't know Mikey. Where are we staying at? about to find out I would laugh so hard if it's like They just they message you didn't see it and they're like We're pleased to inform you that we are permanently closed due to a fire It burned down all our rooms I'm looking right now. Let's see which one it is. Oh Oh my god, is it it? I don't know Wait, what that's what it's called. Why did it do that?

Just give it a give the address put the address in It's just concerning Terry. It's probably not permanently closed That was it That's it Oh good. Oh my god, why was the other one permanently closed? But this is not this looks like that building just got destroyed But it doesn't wait. Hold on scroll. Can you scroll out? Scroll out Which one were you on? I don't know Wait, it wasn't a parking thing hit the parking thing Scroll down. No, it's open That was it or was

I don't know. I don't know either dude. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's there But anyway, this one I was just gonna like do this direction. It's just like see from National mall No, go to you're gonna go to the nasa place first or you can just do the national no, I'm thinking like I just do the national mall do the national mall smithsonian

Uh, yeah, because that's like where we'd be fine. Yeah Just gives you a base 11 minutes Yeah, it won't take that long So 330 345 get there by four and then I would I would assume that the The hotel might have a train like a A free transit to the Well, I guess we'll ask him to get there. Hope hotel. We can just ask we'll be like Hey

We're gonna call him right now. No, okay. We just do when we get there. Yeah, we do get there because we just asked like hey, is there like a like We don't have a you know, we could just keep saying like we don't have a x y and z can you hold our bags for like The day like like 12 hours or something like that and they're like, yeah, sure then we'll just like pay them Oh, wait, let's do this

Oh, then you do that to the airport here just so I can see like five minutes around. Yeah, I'd probably be like five minutes Eight oh that's unfortunate. Oh you got a like a loop out and around. Yeah It's close eight minutes five minutes. It's so close dude It doesn't seem like security's gonna be that hard. Yeah, I don't think it I mean it shouldn't take too long at hope Ben's chili bowl World bean coffee half moon in pinatas Reserve regional Duncan page

Where's the jet blue terminal? I don't know. There's only looks like there's like well, there's a couple of terminals. Oh over here is more. Yeah Oh, there's a lot more over here Yeah, we'll figure it out. There's a chick filet There's a chick filet We'll just play by ear. Make sure you have enough time You just usually how we what we do most of the time we just play by ear we don't really

We don't really sit there and saturday is our buffer buffer day anyway. Yeah saturday is a fun day So if we fuck something up with this flight, then like at least we have a little bit of catch up It will do we're gonna miss skill carding if we find this one, you know, if we if we miss this flight Or next day Well, if we miss this flight We might have to drive all the way down Spend saturday renting a car Drive fuck that

We're not how long is it from how long is it from dc to we're not missing flights. How long is it from dc to? I guess we're going to uh The coast cape cod i'm just gonna put our land on So i'm not doing this tory. This is like from san francisco to seattle. I'm not doing this

I'm not doing i'll do it with you doggie. No, we went over this we changed our trip based on this I just want you to know I if we if this happens if we if we miss our plane and there's no other flight And there's no other flight We don't have a choice We don't have a choice and I put my name down on that thing and we you do six hours and I do six hours

We're just banging out and we're just banging out. Yeah I You know that I would never say no, but I know I would you know that the first step would be like Hey, are there any other airlines with flights? That's would be step one. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah Of course, it was there were none, but if there's none then we're fucked then we don't have a choice Well, the thing would be it'd be we would leave on saturday

Saturday morning somehow. No, we have to leave we have to be there by saturday To the go-karting no Our our thing is on our nasa trip starts on saturday. Does it not sunday? That's what I said. We have a buffer day No terry we just drive for the night So we started like 6 p.m. 6 p.m Well, we'd get to the airport and we would just miss the flight and it would leave at 6 and be like fuck And we'd get in the car and start driving 6 to 12 to 6 12 hours we were there 6 a.m

Dude, that would be terrible. It'd be so bad. Yeah, I'd sleep and then you'd sleep all we were trading off I guess probably not probably just stay up mostly. Let's not think about it like I mean that would be fun to see like I know the coast remember I wanted to drive from the beginning Oh, there's cape fear Cape fear go down Despite between McMurray and uh willing to make myrtle McMurray beach myrtle beach McMurray Yeah, that's crazy. So are we going to puckeys in alabama?

We're ready to car right You got the car. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to fucking puckeys. Yeah first night I'll get brad is a Oh his is suvendir hot sauce. Who was I talking to about puckeys? Dude puckeys is phenomenal. Craig. Yeah, I was talking with great. I need to get a hoodie. So I'm gonna get a hoodie I'm talking to Greg about puckeys. I think I'm gonna wear. I'm gonna wear a lightweight Hoodie jacket

When I leave I'm gonna buy a hoodie. I'm just gonna bring like for DC. I'm just gonna bring like a hoodie and then like my windbreaker Yeah, I'm not gonna. I don't think they like heavier shit than that. You don't need to I think it's just gonna be just like I think it's gonna be 40s Or like maybe high 30s. It's possible. But we're gonna be in and out of buildings It's not gonna be outside like all the time. No, the only time that we're gonna be whipping around in scooters though

And it'll be like cold. That's gonna be cold. Yeah But I like on the app like I have the app The app. Yeah, oh for the scooters. Yeah, you just like what you do fast they go Ten miles an hour more than that like 15 You just buy the line pass so show me the pricing oh man VPN Probably

Nobody nobody likes my nobody likes the VPN. I'm not connected to the VPN. Oh now I am I thought it was connected earlier Fuck their rooms I think it's because there's no There's no like things over here that you can't Oh, it's only in your area where you're at. I think so Okay, I think because there's like nothing over on this side of the water. Uh-huh Like if I go to Seattle, maybe they'll give me a plan

Like look at that shit. Oh, so you have to be there and then it tells you where they are at. Yeah Holy shit So click on one what's like does it say how much it costs? Yeah, it does So this one has it's a dollar to start and then 50 cents per minute this only has range of four Miles four miles This is about the day so once it dies

You get off of it and get another one. Yeah But you get you get these you get line passes that are like So you buy you can buy a pass that gives you like for the day or for the hour or something you can get line pass for like 60 minutes because you're only gonna ride it for like A couple like maybe 10 minutes after you get there A couple like maybe 10 minutes at a time. Oh, right. And so why spin when you're not riding it? Yeah, okay, and it's good for three days

It's called a line pass a line pass. Yeah Li.me like a line. That's funny. Ha ha. Yeah, so you get 60 minute pass for 10 minutes and it's valid for three days And so like think about it. You're only gonna be riding for For We'll say maybe 30 minutes that entire day. Maybe that maybe more. Mm-hmm And so like you get 60 minutes for free and it's constant because it's just constantly doing it So like when you're stopped it's still going

So it charges you per minute. So think about this You're sitting on a light for five minutes and it's 50 cents a minute That's 250 that you just stood right there. You want to do it by distance? Yeah, but if you do the 60 minute you sat there for five minutes. It's just using your minutes for 10 dollars Got it That's what it is right there. Yeah, pretty much The ones in dc have those uh locks Okay, because you have to lock them So all you do is just pretty much what we you just find like a tree

You just lock it to a tree or you lock them you lock them together. Uh-huh. Yeah Like I like I was a flip phone. Look at this one Yeah Yeah, they have bikes they have bikes. Yeah, I have to sign up though No, I can just you can just use mine. Oh, okay

It I can do two things on mine. So like Depending on far we write I might do we can just split the like 180 minute one for like 30 bucks dope and then I'll just scan it twice Mm-hmm, and then it'll just take minutes out above it So if you did for five minutes and I did it for six minutes So just take a little minutes out of the 180 minutes got it So we don't have to sit there and like Talk about You owe me nine dollars. Oh, yeah, some shit like that. You just owe me 15 bucks, right? Hell, yeah

Yeah, it'll be fun. Be a good time I think there's a bagel place too that we can stop by just like grab whatever looks good like when we're next to it Well, there's I think there's a bagel place. It's supposed to be really good. Look up bagel joints Bagel shop Bagels pearls pearls I think it's pearls No, it's not real. Yeah, no

Like on the mall here. No, it's pearls. Yeah, I should It's supposed to be really I don't want to let go It's supposed to be a really good bagel joint I've been asking every single person I come into contact with that they have food recommendations at Huntsville or in Washington, DC Yeah, and all I got was from Tyler was eat at the cafeteria at the library at the Capitol, okay, and I'm like I'm not doing that. What you what we should do is when we arrive we can just ask like people like local

Recommendations like neat like on the mall like food trucks or just recommendations like recommend it. Yeah, just like hey What's a good? What's a good place to sit down and eat? I want like a food truck so I can we can just like grab it and eat it and keep going. Yeah Last time I went there. I had a quesadilla And some fries. It was good quesadilla It was actually like right outside the the mall

This is gonna be a fun trip. This one's gonna be it's gonna be like the same thing I did one day, but quick It's gonna be quick. But so it's it's uh, I wouldn't say it's like a Like a it's a teaser once in a lifetime opportunity because obviously you can keep going back What I told people is like it's I'm not planning on it being like this whole thing It's just seeing it so that you know what's there and kind of like get a feel for it

And then you kind of know what you might want to go and do again. Yeah, this is like a long a longer trip. Yeah, this is my second time going there But this would be like a more Like a little bit of a start early. The last one I went was like the midday. I gotta go Yeah, like we were we were speed walking through everything just not like

Because you started because the whole thing is only open like nine to five. Yeah, but we we got there like three Or no, we got there like two or something like because we took a nap But I Don't worry There's a I think there's another place called like bomb tacos or some shit. It's called something bomb tacos. That's not ideal Look up tacos I Actually go towards the springless. No go towards jerk at night

What is it thing on the left hand side? It's red. Oh, I see it. I see it. It's called jerk at night. Um, no, if you go towards, um Our not Arlington. What's the other place I went to? What did I go to? The means the uh, no, no, no, like the place I stayed when the first time

I don't know. That's where I really want to go. I want to go to the cemetery Well, we could come in and get one of our scooters over this bridge Yeah, we could do that If we have time, yeah Instead of going back into the national mall, we'll just go away from it Oh, if we want to do the mall and then come here and then get an Uber from here Back to the hotel. I don't know Yeah, we can all the Pentagon right there. Yeah I think I stayed in fucking Go left

Over here. No, go left. Just go left. Oh way more just left. Keep Keep going You stayed hella far away. Oh, yeah Right there dolls. I was up in Dolls. Oh, you this was your airport Yeah, so scroll move in like by mcneer McNair mcneer. Yeah, go. Oh, you stayed over here. Yeah, so you were in hella far I was so far away because that's where that's where I had to stay because the building was right there. Yeah Wait, you ubered into DC from here At like 2 p.m. To go Oh god But like scroll in

Go in to the town to the town out there for keep scrolling. We don't have to find type in tacos Oh, it was where you were at. Yeah, that's where I was Did you go? Oh, taco's bomba Did you go there? Yeah, it was good I fucking love how you remember shit. You need that shit for memory gaba Yeah, ashwagandha because you're like I need better memory and then you're like taco bombs, but it's like bomba you're close

I was like I I looks like adult place. It's pretty good. It's not bad. Yeah That's cool We're not gonna be here, but no, but I think there's a taco bomba in Uh closer to DC in DC somewhere Yeah, I was We were supposed to stay by DC, but I didn't want to like uber all the way in and all the way back every day To your actual workplace Taco bomb no, it's not no it's just over here I think Is it like a chain? Oh, yeah, there's one outside. No, we're not doing this one to the left

Or just grab something that's there. Yeah It's all good though. It's all good I really got nothing else. Yeah, I mean either. All right, man Oh, actually there's a there's a movie Uh trailer that I wanted to I wrote it down. It's called warfrore warfare It's called warfare. We're on down this We're on a walker. Yeah the trailer in the wind It's called warfare New movie. Uh, yeah Or it could be an older movie. I don't know I saw it on my My thing near what? 13 13 days

Yeah, just pick one 824. I know this company Final final thoughts Um shout out to us. Happy new years. Oh, yeah, we didn't review the podcast We didn't who cares me. I don't care. I know you don't I thought you cared. I did a little bit. Um, happy new years everybody Please stay safe Merry Christmas. I mean drink responsibly but in excess In drink a lot drink responsibly but a lot also get rid of your 2024 shits

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Going well Okay, that's that new guy energy Oh, he's back That's the fourth bucket time he's done that it's a peeking approval Speaking with serious intent to probe alpha two. You might have guys starting to move in our position Yeah, but you were getting to build up a big activity here too. Yeah, I definitely see weapons at this point. Yeah, we have definite massing city Uh So affiliate issement We have severely wounded. Who's the severely wounded? It's not you. It's me. Who is it?

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