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The Gnome and Mrs. Meyers

Susan Klein on Podiobooks.compodiobooks.com
When the recently-widowed Mrs. Meyers wins the "Expect The Unexpected Sweepstakes" she thinks everything in her life would turn around. But the prize of precious jewels comes with an unexpected catch: she must keep an ancient magical being safe, secure, and entertained for three months at her condo. Is she up to the challenge of this unique homestay program? Will she be able to deal with her abusive boss, and a condo association that is certain there's vermin running around the building? And, most importantly, what will a gnome think of Chicago deep-dish pizza?
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Episodes

Gnome Chapter 22

The Gnome’s final plan is underway. Will he be able to successfully nudge Brenda’s fate along?

May 26, 201114 min

Gnome Chapter 21

Brenda witnesses a sacred Gnome ceremony and hears the details about the “Greatest of All Flarkenspiels.”

May 14, 201114 min

Gnome Chapter 20

Brenda has only seconds to outwit Doris, “the female ogre.”

May 06, 201110 min

Gnome Chapter 19

The identity of the “mysterious gnome sighting” is revealed. Who is the courageous warrior who has come to the Gnome’s rescue?

Apr 28, 20115 min

Gnome Chapter 18

In order to keep the Gnome safe, it’s up to Brenda to come up with a ruse. Is she capable of tricking the trickster?

Apr 21, 201112 min

Gnome Chapter 17

The Gnome revisits the forest but during his leave-taking, he suffers a catastrophic loss.

Apr 13, 201117 min

Gnome Chapter 16

The Gnome has a remedy for Brenda’s headache: his Extra Special Salve. But is it safe for humans?

Apr 07, 201114 min

Gnome Chapter 15

With the help of the Gnome's colleague, an expert in conflict resolution, Brenda finally confronts her abusive boss. But why does the mediator smell like a swamp and sound like a thug?

Apr 01, 201121 min

Gnome Chapter 14

Brenda is so desperate about her situation at work, she lets the Gnome and his bride-to-bework on a remedy.

Mar 24, 201112 min

Gnome Chapter 13

When Brenda finally meets with the Homestay Director, only one burning question is on her mind.

Mar 14, 201115 min

Gnome Chapter 12

The Gnome sight-seeing trip is headed for disaster until Brenda comes up with a clever solution.

Mar 08, 201116 min

Gnome Chapter 11

Ramone and His Excellency arrive from their home dimension. Will the Homestay Director cancel the program when he becomes aware of the Gnome’s injuries?

Dec 25, 201016 min

Gnome Chapter 10

Brenda gets nervous about the upcoming visit of the Homestay Director and Mr. Gnome’s twin brother Ramone. “More gnomes, that’s all I need is more gnomes!” she moans. Will the Gnome heal in time?

Dec 25, 20108 min

Gnome Chapter 09

While the gnome struggles to recover, Brenda struggles with demons from her past.

Dec 25, 201010 min

Gnome Chapter 08

The unconscious gnome has been grievously injured. Can Brenda remember the source of gnome healing, find some, and get it to him in time?

Nov 18, 201012 min

Gnome Chapter 07

Mrs. Meyers goes to the roof with the gnome to take care of a task for the condo board. While distracted by the sights, a horrible accident befalls the gnome.

Nov 18, 201015 min

Gnome Chapter 06

Mrs. Meyers finally gets to ask the gnome some in-depth questions about his background. He shares the story about how the gnomes managed to vanquish the Trolls, a hideous race of beings who terrorized and killed gnomes for sport. The final time the Trolls showed up to ravage, the gnomes were ready with an ingenious plan.

Nov 18, 201014 min

Gnome Chapter 05

The condo board holds a meeting as they are certain that there is vermin loose around the building. Doris, the bully of the condo, insists on a solution that terrifies Brenda.

Nov 18, 201018 min

Gnome Chapter 04

Brenda finally goes back to work and has to deal with her abusive boss. That evening, the gnome teaches her a secret technique to access her intuition and reveal her true feelings on any subject.

Nov 18, 201016 min

Gnome Chapter 03

Brenda is frantic when she finds the gnome missing. She retraces her steps, and finds him in a dire predicament....

Nov 18, 201022 min

Gnome Chapter 02

After asking the gnome some questions, Mrs. Meyers is cautiously excited about the reward of fabulous jewels for being a homestay host to the small traveler. She then takes him on his first field trip. But, on the way back, Mrs. Meyers forgets something critical...

Nov 18, 201019 min

Gnome Chapter 01

Mrs. Brenda Meyers wakes up to an unexpected visitor in her condo: a sixteen-inch gnome announcing that she has won the online “Expect the Unexpected Sweepstakes.” Is he an hallucination? Is it all a hoax?

Nov 18, 201017 min
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