At least some troll on one of oru camming sites thinks so, LOL, Come hear me attempt to soothe his bruised ego. Anyyyyyway, hot tubbing in the snow, yay! We discuss Mitch’s hair secret. More booty mask love, which is good for Sally since she has ANOTHER new bikini, hehe! We discuss a .5 podcast we have coming up. Grand finales while camming, wink nudge. We decide to rename ourselves exclusively for reviewing adult movies, oh yes friends. Apparently we find any excuse now to have wings and Krazy ...
Jan 31, 2026•46 min•Season 1Ep. 232
We have a name for Bondage Bear! Come hear! Camming wise we get a lot of SOUL!!, love ya man!, Sally gets her strap, um on, OFTEN this week, hehe. Question of the week, does Mitchy smoke? Answers inside. We discuss Mitch being a teetotaller. We discuss getting hit up by a new all encompassing website called After Dark Society. Super interesting, you can sign up at https://afterdarksociety.com . We get news on our package to Enchanted AND where we are staying at REAF in April. Sally gets ALL tied...
Jan 24, 2026•55 min•Season 1Ep. 231
All About Bidets And Butztown So for Mitchy’s 60th I got him a new sexy, electroinc BIDET! Ya know we are naughty booty people and I need a clean on so this buttilator 3000 has it all! Heated seat, heated water, self cleaning, watchout Mitchy I got eyes on your behind! hehe! Beyond that we discuss multiple vibes, the Motorbunny fluffer. Camming tales? Why yes! Wrestle for me people! Sally gets cuffed and stuffed, oh yeaaaa, hehe! Insults? Yep, we get ‘em! Gotta love our trolls! A 4 hour bangatho...
Jan 17, 2026•45 min•Season 1Ep. 230
Well if you replace the I with an E they are all a LOT MORE FUN! hehe! So yep, we realized that we’re gonna be fifty SEX and SEXty in twentytwentySEX, oh yea, LOL! No really we are totally mentally ok for an older couple! So a quick rundown on what to expect inside this week! Mitch’s birthday, he turned sixty! Sally gets her blow pop on! Resolutions to slim down and get in mature shape! Mitch REALLY has good times on our new Liberator Cabaret, rowr! We decide to start bringing a mascot when we w...
Jan 10, 2026•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 220
Well, we got it and FINALLY got it out and put it together! Our new sex couch from Liberator! The Cabaret. Come find out more about it, it’s actually pretty cool. We got the sling bikinis BUT we also ordered booty beautification products from SoHot Swimwear and of course, Sally had to put it to use immediately on Mitch, lol. Come see a shot of Mitch’s Mud Masked Booty. Meanwhile Sally brings back the pigtails of naughtiness. Mitch comes up with VERY descriptive video names, find out what they ar...
Jan 03, 2026•48 min•Season 1Ep. 228
As usual we get an idea in our heads and we have to immediately do it, LOL! If you are following us anywhere you undoubtedly know what we are talking about, if not, head to our website and check one for yourself or email us! We’ll send you our sexy saturnalia card, hehe! Ya gotta see it, lol! Besides doing our weeklong sexy sexebration we also had time to cam and do life things! We wonder, do most couples in their late 50’s have almost 2 hour sex sessions while other people watch and cum with yo...
Dec 27, 2025•41 min•Season 1Ep. 227
Sing it! LOL! So this week we got up and close with Mitch’s bootie and it was delicious, what a tossed salad! hehe. Awkward positions, yes, how about missionary and suck my toes! This week was our yearly trip to Mitch’s parent’s grave and we decided to hit up one of our fave places, New Hope and also do a photoshoot for ASN magazine! Which almost caused Sally to hit the emergency room twisting her ankle, actually ankles. Good news! The new sex couch from Liberator is here, the Cabaret, bad news,...
Dec 20, 2025•53 min•Season 1Ep. 226
Sling a ding ding, baybay!! This week Mitch got me in the hot tub and on the subject of a bikini he has been DYING to see me in. We discuss, hehe! The sparking putay! LOL. We swear we are gonna work on our new commercial this month, PROMISE. The Wine Zone is coming! Camming and cucks seem to be perfect together! Sally is really embracing her Goddess - Dominatrix side and Mitch is there for it! We get so many tips on C-Bate that we get completely confused, ha! Sally has been doing so much cowgirl...
Dec 13, 2025•29 min•Season 1Ep. 225
Yes, we’re back once again to prove that a couple in their 50’s can be a couple of sexomatics in their 50’s, lol, don’t give up on life yet freaky folks! Podcast topics this time include, stretching out Sally’s Pleasers so she can fit into them more easily! Shoe stretchers! The Wine Zone shirt is in FULL EFFECT! Must be seen to be believed, LOL! We get big dreams of working all day, coming home and then doing a full on wild custom video and promptly realized we are NOT that. young, ha! We were h...
Dec 06, 2025•49 min•Season 1Ep. 224
This week we try to answer the question on how we do all the stuff we do! LOL! We even amaze full time cam models! Mitch wears silver pants, um, for the holidays! The package protrudes, hehe! Mitch debates buying the new Liberator couch, what will be his decision?! Apparently Mitch has stank feet, LOL! It was a theme night!! Let’s get sloppy bb! Mitch plays slice the testes! Ouch! We’re bring back Nut Musk and bb, I’m in the WINE ZONE! We are having Wingsgiving! Sally goes where no Sally has gon...
Nov 29, 2025•56 min•Season 1Ep. 223
Another week with the 2 horsemen of the sexpocalypse, Sally & Mitch, sly Now You See Me, Now You Don’t reference, hmmm. This week, beside sex all over the internet, we decided to be home remodelers and lumberjacks! Remodeled bathrooms, new fixutres, ivy wrangling on trees also, we finally got some steps redone in our dungeo, um basement! LOL! Sally got back to camming on her own, which lead to the realization that she needs better glass ones! So, we shopped, and um, shopped, LOL! We do a lit...
Nov 22, 2025•39 min•Season 1Ep. 222
After a SUPER LONG month, the mistress of orgasm inducing insanity returned this week! Yes, Sally was back online getting things hard and happy all over, LOL! Then I promptly overdid it and had to take a 2 day break! So for camming, quiet sexy times, and double orgasms for Sally while getting everyone off! Go BB! Mitch comes up with a new porn star name, lol. Our relaxing webinar gets wrecked by a party behind us. Damn thumpers! Sally talks more about Tommy Gunn’s book which leads to us discussi...
Nov 15, 2025•58 min•Season 1Ep. 221
For the first time in the 20 years we have been together the two of us did not spend Halloween at home! Whew! Instead we got in Sally’s pumpkin mobile and headed to New Hope for massages, good food, old friends and apparently a massive block party! Come hear how us two wackos spent the day and evening oh and stick around for some unboxing of sex toys we were invited to test out! Let witchy Sally put a spell on you with her bewitching voice! Sally & Mitch “The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” We Put ...
Nov 08, 2025•52 min•Season 1Ep. 220
Well not much in the realm of us parading our bods all over the internet boning this week while we wait for the go ahead from the Doc on Sally’s boobage but we did manage to squeeze in a trip to the NJ Exxxotica convention and had a blast wandering around. In true S&J fashion we forgot most of what we wanted to do there but we did manage to get feedback on our pens, spend time with OS NJ BMX freestyler turned adult star, Tommy Gunn as well as a pleasant chat with old Saint Dick, um we mean N...
Nov 01, 2025•1 hr•Season 1Ep. 219
It was time for the post boob op check up and of course, things did not go smoothly! Come listen to our tale of tata woes while we wait for them to heal and I can get back in action! Meanwhile, Mitch uses the time away from wild whoopie with me to redo his sexy command center where all the naughty updates come from with my content. Apparently a MASSIVE undertaking. We’ll see you all Saturday at Exxxotica! Tata’s up! Sally & Mitch “The Misbehavin’ Monogamists” We Put The What, in WTF?” https:...
Oct 25, 2025•41 min•Season 1Ep. 218
At least Mitch thinks they are, he is bias but you will all be able to take a peek later this month! So this week’s podcast is all about awake breast surgery, the aftermath, aftercare and all it entails. Any ladies thinking of redoing your ladies, have a listen to my experience having my implants replaced while awake! For more on the actual day of happenings when this all went down head over to our youtube channel and video of us heading up, getting there, right after surger and then heading hom...
Oct 18, 2025•39 min•Season 1Ep. 217
Well this is it, the wait is over, as of this podcast my tatas are in! Next weeks podcast will be a full update on how it all went down. This week however we delve into tanning in October OUTDOORS! Edgar Allen Poe Speakeasy and mixed drink madness. Florentine webinars. Finishing up and off after camming all night. Since this is the final podcast before the surgery for Sally we get deep into how she made the decision to initially redo her breasts and Mitch’s reaction to it all. Come join us, the ...
Oct 11, 2025•41 min•Season 1Ep. 216
First up, big thank you to Studio 58 with mentioning Sally in thier writeup about their Halloween event, which we would have gone to if it wasn’t so close to Sally getting her new tatas put in! Being cited that way on AVN is a big deal! Thanks!! Ok, off to the races, or schwanzes and concerts, lol. When you see and hear this podcast it will be TWO days till my new boobage! Wish me luck! With that being said, Sally will be taking a break from camming for a few weeks BUT will be sextpanthering! So...
Oct 04, 2025•46 min•Season 1Ep. 215
Yea so, it’s um, another, episode, LOL! This time in our weird wonderland of sexiness. More tales of camming fun and freakiness of course as well as lots of news about Sally’s birthday and Mitch lamenting eating WAY too much during the festivities. Ugh, Mitchy needs a diet. Discussions on things Mitch definitely is NOT into while camming, which involves slobber, name calling and the c word. Also, a little discussion about photography, flash and iphones. We did some photoshoots in Cape May! Sally...
Sep 27, 2025•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 214
Hey baybay, LOL! We got busy on a new endeavor this week and it was just as odd as you can imagine! HA! This week is our Sally 56th birthday episode! Happy birthday sexy lady! So as of this podcast it is 3 weeks till my new tatas! WOW, it’s going fast! Can't wait till my ones, lol! My current salines are just not as soft as I’d like. This time around Sally discusses her vet tech experiences, keeping all her reptiles set up correctly before her scheduled upgrades, hehe, and lots of chat about SUP...
Sep 20, 2025•54 min•Season 1Ep. 213
Welcome to our freaky 40 minutes of the week! First up, stellastilettos.com is working! Sally, her feet and toes as well as hot heels for all those who love her pedis are now their own thing. As of this posting it is now THREE weeks till I get my new yayas, tatas, lovely breasts! I can’t wait! Mitch is just a comedy maniac this week between show names and pick up lines. Yes, I still love him, LOL! Sally gets eaten, a LOT. Some comments on Peacemaker and orgies. The biggest news though was our cu...
Sep 13, 2025•40 min•Season 1Ep. 212
Ok, the last thing in the podcast is the first thing we’re putting up! Sally’s 2020Sex calendar is out and is available at magcloud! If you would like to hang her someplace to let her watch over your sexy activities, or non-sexy and you just want a lovely lady to look at for motivation they can be had here: https://www.magcloud.com/browse/issue/3142361?__r=6840346 Now, on with the show! MItch breaks the stream record with SIX streams at once, LOL! Oh and we apologize for the sound on this one, M...
Sep 06, 2025•53 min•Season 1Ep. 211
6 weeks till NEW TATAS!!, yeaaaa! Onward! Mitch goes gaga for a big fuzzy jacket for Sally. Alpaca awesomeness. Pateron level names, sexy personified, LOL. Earthshaking vibes on the rodent! Pegtastrophes!! Mitch’s wang is quite the draw!! Sally reaches new deep, DEEP levels in deepthroating! Invites to bukkake parties in NL! Stella Stilettos, foot and heel fetish goddess coming soon! Sally got a new iPad for sexting on Sextpanther! Front page of SDC.com and Mitch has NO IDEA, thank you redreina!...
Aug 30, 2025•42 min•Season 1Ep. 210
Strapped And Denied, Sally's C*#k Rating Scale Announced We got stuck in the sauna again! So, um, listen and watch us sweat, LOL! Soooo, It’s now 7 weeks away from Sally’s new chachas! weeeeee! Onward! Mitch’s oks the strap and quickly realizes, he’s, not, ready, ha! We got another lovely couple that we watched and it was a fun time, oh yea! Sally comes up with a way to rate the schwanzes she sees! Annoying naughtydaddies, lol! Sally’s pens are coming! We’ve decided to start up a patreon with th...
Aug 23, 2025•48 min•Season 1Ep. 209
C-Zilla Returns, Bikini Podcast! Yep, We’re outdoors for this one finally! Come join us in our tanning chairs for the weekly update on our little odd kamming and kink lifesyle. We have some final tales from our fun, funky trip to Naughty Knowledge. Sally talks more about being a true connoisseur of c*#k. Mitch & Sally becomes fascinated by a lovely woman’s ass being whipped. Kinky Koloring and finding funky cool people from Philly! We get badge tags from our guest at NN! Find out if we are t...
Aug 16, 2025•53 min•Season 1Ep. 208
Off To Naughty Knowledge With Wonder Weenie! Well, we made it there and back again much like sexy hobbits!, LOL! Yep, Naughty Knowledge. What a fantastic time with kinky open people! We spent three days there and we highly recommend the event! But first, before we get into the fun times there, we have to talk about Mitch’s undies drama, Sally’s new anklet and heels as well as shopping in Gettysburg. Sally get’s fired up! We become obsessed with probably the SEXIEST scene we have ever seen at an ...
Aug 09, 2025•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 207
It was a busy week of boning for the people of the Sexatorium, AKA, us! LOL! We have some condensation in our new mini-split lines and had to close up the room for some HVAC tech to come and wires got crossed so, no camming from the land of lust it was back to, the SAUNA! Where we promptly got bizay like the naughty f-ers we are! Sally gets a little burned out on the one line wonders but soon discovers she is a very naughty auntie named Nancy and that is a tale in itself! Sally is now the intern...
Aug 02, 2025•52 min•Season 1Ep. 206
Sally Gets A New Tattoo and Being A Schwanzasseur We’re here with tales of tantalizing naughtiness once again. First things first, Mitch is pumped for Fantastic Four tomorrow! Sally has a FF story! Onward then, Sally finds Mr. Dirty. Tacklegee returns for a squeeze! We realize we are running into a theme of naughty families and voyeurs for people’s fantasies. It seems like “hair” is making a comeback because we are getting requests, um, often. Rogue butt hairs. Coming to a naughty event near you...
Jul 26, 2025•56 min•Season 1Ep. 205
Our first podcast of the year from the rooftop deck and, well, we overheated the camera and had to move back into the Sexatorium. Forgetting that it is in fact, finally SUMMER! This time around we get roleplayed as a naughty grandma and grandpa, which sadly, is not much of a stretch! LOL! Apparently Mitch loves seeing me turn on other guys. Bad man! We discover a new show called, Nautilus! Recommend! We go back into the Tempted livestreams. Coralyn Jewel is nice enough to say hi again. We send o...
Jul 19, 2025•57 min•Season 1Ep. 204
You Sick, Sick, Sick M-Fers!, No Literally, We Are Not Well First it was Mitch, then, due to our constant proximity to each other, I got it as well. Yep, your naughty red head went down for the count and not the fun kind! Just as we were going to do the webinar, the sore throat and sniffles came on. I troopered through but as of this writing, I’m out. DAMN IT! Anyways, we did manage to get some funness in before the infection! Mitch, take over here! Welp, Sally gets some BBC on cam and a big com...
Jul 12, 2025•53 min•Season 1Ep. 203
