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Loo Talk

A series of sincere toilet listening materials. Homemade by two sisters, each episode is an outlook from our toilet to the world through the glass of our senses.
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Episodes

The end of sisterhood

In the light of covid, we lived together for a year, which is a detour of how our life was planned. And now the end is near, we will part ways like it should have been, and all the best.

Aug 31, 202134 minEp. 19

Imaginary friend

The only reason we have friends is because we don’t have enough imagination. ... Speak for yourself.

Aug 03, 202141 minEp. 18

Tiny humans

They shower with a couple of raindrops, I spotted their naked asses, hanging their underwear next to same-sized chestnuts. My sweet dream in an afternoon nap.

Jul 22, 202131 minEp. 17

Oxford interview

One of us really really really really really really really really really really really want to be in an Oxford interview, for the sole purpose of jumping out of the window to answer the first question.

Jul 06, 202122 minEp. 16

1,000,000,000,775

Of what? We make an attempt at a once heated Oxbridge interview question (Rumour, 2010), then finding ourselves questioning it. Neither of us went to Oxbridge, listen with caution.

Jun 29, 202118 minEp. 15

S.E.X

It's embarrassing enough that the two 20s know less about sex than teenagers, despite the fact that they've been through puberty. And now, we discuss in detail how little we allow ourselves to know.

Jun 22, 202151 minEp. 14

Critical movie critic

The Woman in the Window Cruella If you haven't watched these movies, we urge you to do so immediately.

Jun 09, 202130 minEp. 13

Holiday

Holiday Holiday Holiday Holiday Holiday Holiday Holiday day

Jun 01, 202131 minEp. 12

Music

DotdoT dotd OtDo tdo T

May 25, 202142 min

Call a stranger a day...

We adapted the technique of cold-calling to call two strangers from the yellow pages, followed by a discussion of how communication is a way of scam.

May 18, 202123 minEp. 10

Bright future

Whenever civilisation collapses, it's too big for us to understand, and we are too young to hope. But we still can't shut our mouths.

May 11, 202135 minEp. 9

Time loooooooooo P

28 mins of our clearest minded conversation fly by; discovering and proud to present our rotten selves through time loop Listen in

Apr 27, 202129 minEp. 8

Monad

The sisters enter a seemingly harmless game of word reflex, and discover their incompetence. Listen, they are looping into their own stupidity.

Apr 20, 202139 minEp. 7

Conversational piece

Perhaps in the faster and smaller world of now, the ways we eat and sleep and shower are navigating us to a new sense of culture. Let us know what you think.

Mar 30, 202133 minEp. 5

Sound advice

As we deliver to you this week's toilet listening material, we reflect on what we listen to and what we hear within these private moments; moments that are never just a singular sensory experience, moments that are profitable, perhaps in ways you didn't know. Tune in to find out.

Mar 16, 202123 minEp. 4

Movie toilet ranking

Finally we picked up our spirits and mashed up a ranking of toilet aesthetics in movies. To find out which ones, listen in! And tell us your side of the story.

Mar 09, 202131 minEp. 3

Time well spent

Is our mind connected with our action, or could it wonder away when we sit on the toilet? We share some of our own writing and things we like to read while we are busy on the toilet. Complex and confusing combinations of pushing and relaxing. Choose your reading material wisely next time.

Mar 02, 202135 minEp. 2

Ask yourself

Somehow we started with a realistic take on what our ideal toilets are. Perhaps life nowadays is normal enough, driving us to look at the fundamental needs of our (two sisters here) bodies. Might sound experimental, but we are sincere. Very much looking forward to some of your own ideal toilets. Don’t be shy to tell us. In the following future, we will explore different dimensions of our relationship with the toilet, either the seat itself or the room itself.

Feb 23, 202115 minEp. 1

Intro

A brief introduction to our present space and voices as two sisters sharing a 1-bed-1-bath flat in London, navigating the sense of the now mainly over the kitchen counter during meal time, before we go off into the toilet for reflection (consecutively). No interpretation needed, this is solely a genuine welcome into the sounds we live in and carry with us, more to come.

Feb 15, 20212 min
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