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of Monday's show. So case you're just now joining us, which I can't imagine why you just now be joining us an hour three, but in case you're just now joining us, the guy wrote an email and he said, Hey, aren't you worried if they take over, they're gonna arrest all these people they're already talking about. They're gonna do all these terrible things. And okay, all that stuff's fair. But you know something I have always found to be

so fascinating about history. Something you see over and over and over and over and over again, and I just think the whole thing is so fascinating. This there is a competition for the throne somewhere and this all over the place. Maybe the king died, maybe whatever. But there is a competition for the throne, and people higher up, people important people in society will back a certain horse for the throne. I want King Chris, and the other

side says, no, I want King Cory. Except this is the ancient world, and if you back King Cory and King Chris wins, you're going to die, and probably everyone you care about is going to die. That is not an abnormality in history. For so much of the history of mankind, when there was any kind of a competition for the throne, any kind of it, people would join a side, and they would join a side with the full knowledge that, yes, if your god wins, you're probably

gonna make it out just okay. It'll be the ancient version of a new mansion and a private jet and steak dinner and everything you want.

always worked. You win or you die. But don't you in some way don't you admire the people who chose to play the game, because, like I said, this wasn't normal. People like you or me, depending on the country. And obviously the official titles are going to change because of the span of time and how many different cultures and what there are. But these are basically United States senators

staking acclaim. King Chris King Chris is my y. I never King Corey, Governors, law enforcement quote important people staking a claim. I'm on team Corey, King Corey, never King Chris, and putting a claim down with the knowledge they're going to die, oftentimes very painfully if their guy loses. Maybe I'm just weird. I don't know, you know what a

history fan I am. I've always thought those power plays are so fascinating, And I've always admired the people who chose to play the game because especially for important people, powerful people. Let's say you're a Roman senator during the time when Julius Caesar and his army, he's squaring off

against Pompy Magnus and his army, and everybody knows. Caesar knows if he loses, everyone on his team's gonna die, and he's gonna die, And Pompy Magnus knows if he loses everyone on his team's gonna die, and if your brutish, you're gonna die. That these people are gonna die. But there were a lot of Roman senators, how many Roman senators just kind of sat it out. They have a mansion, I've got a wife, I've got kids. If you're a Roman, you probably have slaves, you have all kinds of things.

I'm not going to risk that by choosing a side. I'm going to sit it out. You in me, we have chosen to play the game, and we understand what the stakes are.

it exciting sometimes, Jesse. If the scumbags who scorn that storm that church in Minnesota are charged, we're violating the Face Act. Aren't charged? You mean then we have no country or rule of law. I'm surprised church security let it happen. Well, look, Harmy Dillon already said she's on it.

So charges I hope are coming. I think they're coming. Let's hope anyway, all right, So I'm goned to touch on this because there are a couple stories out there. This email said Jesse, I had a moment today where I understood why groups of people harbor grudges for generations. I won't be able to talk to a Democrat without feeling on guard the rest of my life. And if I had kids, I know I would pass that suspicion

onto them. I can only imagine if we were in and all at war, how many generations would be needed to forget what was done? Do you think this is how much of the country feels or just us who take it personally? His name is Craig Well. There's an article out. There's some audio out. Headline, ma'am Donnie new York City mayor man Donnie chief equity officer disparage liberal white women and now leaded ex posts. She said things like tax them to the white meat. It's lovely, really lovely.

We heard from this lady in California. This is Kara Swisher. She's talking about the billionaires who are fleeing California ahead of the proposed wealth tax.

So before we get back to the politics, I just have to tell you a little story. And this is a story to back up something that I've told you before. I've told you before about me, but maybe you thought I was joking. Maybe you didn't take me seriously. I have told you before that I feel like I could have been an excellent secret agent of some kind. What Chris. I know people think I'm kidding because that they'll automatically bring up my height, Oh you're six eight and all

that other stuff. You don't understand how much I blend in and how quietly I move through the world. It's almost like I, uh like I glide. You ever seen one of those what, Chris, You ever seen one of those ghost movies where the ghost. It's like he's six inches above the ground and he's just kind of moving over the floor without touching the floor. That's how I move. You don't believe me, ask oh. I frighten her all the time. I jump scare her essentially all the time

in the house. I'm not even doing it on purpose, and she always accuses me of doing it on purpose when I just am so naturally Ninja like I will walk in, I'll come. I'll walk clear across the house. I'll walk into the bathroom when she's in the bathroom doing her makeup or where creams or whatever stuff they do. I haven't been trying to be quiet. I'll walk in and say, hey, Ab and Joe, hah, I didn't need you coming. I honestly, it's to the point where I

feel bad. I can't help it. I've considered wearing a bell around my neck or something something so I can let normal people know I'm there because I'm blending in. And it just happened right before the show. I meant to tell you at the beginning of the show, but it just happened on my life. I'm not making any of this up, Okay, So in the studio. Here there's this little nerdy producers area where Chris and Corey sit

with all their pewter stuff and buttons. There's a big piece of glass between them and me, and when they want to talk to me, they have to talk into my headphones. And then there's my area where I do the radio in TV show. Remember I have a TV show on the first every night. So it's this. It's a room, just a normal room, size of your bedroom, but there's cameras and lights and all kinds of stuff

all over the place all around me. But there's another room here in the office, just the room, probably a bigger bedroom you would call it, but just a room. What's in there. There's a table, couple chairs. That's where we had Little Caesar's today, a couple of chairs, and then there's a couch in there. The couch is where i'll grab a little napski. You know, I'm a top five napper. I'll sit and relax on the couch while thinking up new ideas for the world famous Jesse Kelly Show.

Right before the show started, I was sitting in there on the couch. I was on my phone, just kind of checking out the latest news stories. I didn't want to be I don't ever want to be behind on what's going on and stuff like that. So I'm on my phone checking things out, verifying a couple things, grabbing some extra sound. Cleaning. Lady walks in to the not just the not just the studio, to that room, to that office. She walks in, starts cleaning out the trash can.

She is ten feet from me, ten feet for me. Maybe, I said, what did I say exactly? Oh, that's why I said. I said I'm leaving. I just stood up and said I'm leaving. So I didn't want to be in her way. She about jumps out of her skin and turns, and then she starts laughing because I've freaked her out so bad. She had no idea I was there. It was like, and I did this on accident. I sat in the couch and I became the couch. What Chris, What? No, Chris,

Chris just Chris said a very misogynistic thing. Just now. He said, it's just women because they have bad survival instincts. Women have superior survival instincts to men because they're smaller with weak risks, Chris, they have much better intuition when someone's a bad guy, things like that. So it's not just that I continue to do this. I do this to the people who have the highest possible level of awareness, and I'm this is me doing it on accident, without

any superior training. Imagine how deep could I penetrate the UH the Chinese intelligence network? If I were to try, I could probably get named the head of the Chinese Intelligence Division. I could. You don't think I could, but I could. I'm one of those guys who can just walk into a secure nuclear facility and walk out with the nuclear codes and nobody will ever know I was there. I don't do this on purpose. Some things are God given. That's all I'll say. We'll continue on some politics. Next.

It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Wonderful Monday. Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Chris, what happened to the Doors? I thought we talked last week about getting more doors in here, and then you complained about their drug use, and I said, well, find a band that didn't, and then we just kind of dropped it. We have not heard the Doors one time since. I like the Doors? Do I not like Greta Vanfleet. It's fine, it's fine. It's not the doors. Can we

hear some doors here? This person, it's not often I agree with her, but this is Rashidah Talib, and I want to give her credit for this.

is finally starting to get through. And if you look beyond them, if you are listening right now to the sound of my voice, and maybe maybe you kind of like communism, maybe you kind of hate America, Americans, maybe you're starting to get the feeling you're not welcome here. You're correct, you're not welcome here either. We don't want you here. Is that crystal clear for everybody? I just want to make sure that's I just want to make sure that's totally clear. Was music to my ears.

into an ancient, ancient collection type place. They had everything you could imagine. Historically, they're everything you could imagine. We're talking Roman coins, like everything you can imagine. And I bought from this store, something from I won't go into all the details of it, but it was something something from the seventh century. They think seventh century. I got that right, right, Chris, if I remember right, seventh century. And I can't believe how much they charged me for it.

And all it did was creating me a desire to buy more things. I can't do anything with the coin. It's a coin. Put it in a safe deposit box. What am I gonna do with it? Leave it sitting out on the dresser for someone to steal so I may never see it again. I bought it. It's now put away in a safe deposit deposit box. And it's not like I can play with it. It's not a gun or a g I Joe or something. It's a coin, and I love it and I want more of them.

If I start getting into this, you have to understand I have an obsessive personality, and there are times where that works out really well for me and for you. You love it when I find some history topic and I just go completely full nerd for a couple of weeks and then boom, We're talking history for hours and hours and hours. It can work out well. It can

also be a disaster. What Chris Chris said, they're not all seventh century coins, I understand, but already already I want a case, Chris, I want a display case, and I want to be able to have it up in the house. And I have already decided that I want coins from the American Revolution, and I want Egyptian coins from three thousand years ago, and I want ancient Chinese coins, and I want to know do we have some sort

of a currency that Cherokee Indians used? And I went up, like, I want all the coins already already, and if I do it, I'll bankrupt my family, and so I refuse. I'm gonna find some other hobby, all right. The tranny issues not going well for him. Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. This is from Axios. DEM's potential twenty twenty eight contenders are cautious on trans writes, I'm not going to go

through the whole article. It's all of them. It's Gavin Newsom, it's Josh Shapiro, even old Mayor Pete's getting in on the whole thing. They're all a little cautious on the whole thing. And remember I told you about this. This is going to be the ultimate tightrope and they're going to message it this way. They're going to play dumb. You know, I just don't understand it. Newsom does that very well. They're going to play dumb, and they're going to kick it to local jurisdiction so they don't have

to take a stance on it. The Rear Admiral Pete Budhajeedge did that. He's donded a couple times in interviews. They've asked him, Hey, what about the trance of what about and he'll say, well, well, I mean, we want parents to have control. It really should be up to the school. Now, everyone knows why the issue is not popular. Democrats foolishly took an issue that it's not even eighty twenty, it's in ninety ten with the general public, and they chose the ten percent portion of it, which is one

of the biggest bonehead political moves of all time. It's understandable why they're going to try to back away from it. Now. The problem for Democrats is two full. They have two problems. First problem is this, you're the rear Admiral you want to run for president, You're Gavin Newsom, you want to run for president.

Every time there's a Republican primary or a Democrat primary. Now, because it has become good for the brand, you're going to get everybody throwing their hat in the ring, even when they don't have a chance, Because even if you just qualify to show up for one debate on national TV, your brand will be bigger after that. So even if you lose, even if you get one percent of the vote, two percent of the vote, it's good for the brand.

Think about Dome. Dome got one or two percent of the vote in the presidential primary, and she ended up spending four years as Vice president of the United States of America. She never gets that gig without running for president. There are no negatives. Yeah, you gotta do some more travel. It's all five star travel, five star hotels. You gotta do some meet and greets, shake some hands, kiss some babies.

You have to embarrass yourself if you're a Democrat doing blackoutreach like Gavin Newsom, mac and cheese and wonderbread and bee ball. But beyond the basic humiliation, that's nothing new for a Democrat. You're gonna run. What's that mean? Means this woman's gonna run.

of winning. When she throws her hat in the ring and then raises fifty million dollars, one hundred million dollars, two hundred million dollars, do you think AOC is gonna try to straddle that line or do you think AOC is going to go all in, no pro tranny all the time. Well, that that's gonna yank Gavin Newsom to the left because he can't be outdone by AOC. That's gonna yank JB. Pritzky to the left. That's a big, big,

big problem for Democrats. And the second big problem I mentioned there's going to be two of them, and this one may be just as big communists Democrats. They're unbelievably programmable. They're generally herd animals anyway, not really individual thinkers. They want to be told what to think by the view and by Democrat political leaders in Hollywood, things like that they're programmable people. We're on what I mean, it's hard to tell with all the demonic insanity that followed it.

We're on ten years of tranny insanity in this country. Chris, is that crazy? My crazy?

that tight rope. I don't know that that's going to be good enough for the average Democrat voter now that they've been programmed to believe all this tranny disaster stuff. I don't think that's going to be good enough. What is good enough is Rashida Talib finally gets in this, well, we'll have our home again.

gonna sell him Greenland, they are. And all this is gonna be for not Jasmine Crockett polling craters as the US nears the twenty twenty six midterm elections. I'm not being mean. I'll keep saying it. Jasmin Crockett has the ability to be a dime, but she's got to lose seventy five pounds. If she keeps putting on weight, it's gonna crater her chances in the primary. It's not gonna work. No one wants to vote for that. You gotta lose some weight, Jasmine. Call me, we'll talk about fasting. I'll

be back tomorrow. That's all.